Text: Jing Ma
Every child is born with the high expectations of parents!
Unconsciously, the children of the post-00s have also become the parents of the children, and the post-00s are already 23 years old.
Although Zhou Zhou, who was born in the 00s, has a low level of education and only graduated from high school, he is humorous, funny and emotionally stable, so he successfully got a girlfriend at the age of 20, and his girlfriend is still a college student. #头条创作挑战赛#
At that time, he delivered couriers in college, and actually found him a girlfriend, and later his girlfriend graduated from college, and he also started his own business, making a courier station, although he was busy every day, but the income was not bad.
When he was 22 years old, his girlfriend was pregnant, and the two got married naturally, and when he was 23 years old, his daughter-in-law successfully gave birth to a big fat son.
The daughter-in-law was resting after giving birth, but he looked at his energetic son who was crying and screaming, and he was very excited, so he posted a circle of friends: The whole world celebrates that I am a father, it is worth celebrating, and I am a man with a gun.
Usually Xiao Zhou posts a circle of friends with few friends like, but I didn't expect the child to be born this time, and sent a circle of friends to report the good news, a bunch of friends liked, I never expected that so many people liked the circle of friends, but it attracted a few friends to complain, so he deleted it and reposted.
One said that he didn't bring his daughter-in-law, because his daughter-in-law was a hero.
Another friend said that those who carry guns and do not carry guns are the same for both men and women.
Another friend said: Putian Tongqing, this is not very appropriate, after all, Putian Tongqing actually refers to the major events of the country, you give birth to a child and say that Putian Tongqing, this is too big, and the child's blessing can't be suppressed.
Xiao Zhou is also a novice father who listens to persuasion, so the excited Xiao Zhou deleted this circle of friends and re-posted it, took a photo of the child sleeping and said: I am very happy, I am happy to be a father today, the mother and son are safe, everything is fine, and the daughter-in-law has no side cut.
It did correct all the inappropriate things that the three friends told him just now, but it was a bit overcorrected......
Zhou Zhou's daughter-in-law woke up and the child fell asleep after feeding, she thought about using her mobile phone to send a circle of friends, Zhou Zhou told her, I have just sent it, you see many people like it, but the wife almost fainted when she saw it, and said to Zhou Zhou that you quickly deleted it, it's terrible to have no culture.
Zhou Zhou is very aggrieved, almost no one likes it in the circle of friends I usually post, just now I posted a result, three people said it was not suitable, I deleted it, and now I post another one, there are fewer people who like it, you let me delete it again, wait a minute, maybe no one likes it......
Zhou Zhou's daughter-in-law was about to faint, because she didn't have the strength to say anything to him after giving birth, so she said that you should go to the Internet to find out what "happy father" means, and whether you can withdraw it or not, it is my privacy, can you say it?
Originally, Zhou Zhou's education level was not high, and he was very happy to marry the wife of a college student, and when he heard his wife say this, he quickly checked on the Internet to know that he was a pick-up man, and the part of his wife's side cut was indeed private, so he quickly deleted the circle of friends.
In fact, this also tells us: it is indeed a good thing to be a father and send it to the circle of friends to be happy with friends, but when reporting the good news, you must avoid three kinds of friends.
After being promoted to a father-to-be, the circle of friends who send good news must avoid these three, otherwise it will make jokes
The first type: crazy ugly photos of children
Circle of friends can send 9 pictures, of course, you can also choose more than 10 pictures to make a video to send, the newborn child you think is cute in your own eyes, but it is a little ugly in the eyes of others.
After all, the child has just been born, and the facial features have not yet grown, in fact, it is really not good-looking at all, if you post on Moments and post a bunch of all kinds of ugly photos of the child, it is actually spicy to other people's eyes.
The second type is sexist
For example, I wanted to give birth to a handle, but I didn't expect it to be a girl, I was so disappointed, etc.
In fact, you don't need to post whether your copywriting in the circle of friends is a boy or a girl, you may be able to see the clothes you put on your child, or you can also know it later if you are really close to your friends.
The third type: involving privacy
For example, the wife's mode of production, whether there is a lateral incision, whether it should be sutured, whether it is a caesarean section, etc., there is no need to say it in the annunciation, because this is the wife's privacy.
If a novice dad doesn't know how to post it, he can also find some corresponding copywriting on the Internet, don't post it self-righteously, otherwise he will be ridiculed by others.
(The pictures are all from the Internet, and the infringement will be deleted immediately)