Today's sharing: Those melons eaten at work at the front desk of the hotel
The content is for entertainment only, everyone should have fun, and there are no bad hints [than heart]
“老顾客没了”真的要笑死我了[捂脸][捂脸]
是不是被骗过来做的[捂脸]连工资都没有图什么呢
三男三女在一个房间干坏事，真的干得出来啊[捂脸]
What's funnier is the hotel's cleaning aunt, saying that the couple is doing business, and asks every day "the two who do business need to be cleaned", and the aunt is really euphemistic and funny
之前是酒店前台，上班一年多两年，每周一个大爷都会来开房，然后每次都是两个大妈一前一后的进房间，有次去上厕所路过他们房间，那声音叫的老大声了，还一边叫一边说“爸爸，我错了”当即就跟同事吐槽，同事直接来一句正常！我三观直接裂开了[黑线]
啊[捂脸]要不要这么迫不及待[捂脸]少走多少年弯路[捂脸]
怎么还替客人担心起来了[捂脸]
有次半夜12点有个女的，大概25.6岁过来开房，我就给他介绍房价啥的，刚说了没两句，她问我哪里有厕所，我就大堂一直往里走，然后！然后她说憋不住了，就直接走到酒店正门口脱裤子解决了，酒店正门口旁边经理的车在哪儿放，她直接就在正门口的车的车轱辘旁解决了！！很炸裂！那个酒店一个房间大概就是三百左右！！真的很炸裂，然后房也没开就走了[ Cover your face]
It means that the mother and daughter are being raised by a large amount of money, and the woman is still called by the big money and just called the female [black line]
你们还能隔墙听出来不一样的男人[泪奔]绝了绝了
上次我去探亲的时候进不去，所以临时被安排在附近一个酒店住，周边是一个大学以及好几个bd营地，正好是周末，下午四点我逛完街回去刚下电梯，就听见一整个走廊都在叫[泪奔]有个女孩子还叫的特别大声，整的我贼尴尬又八卦，我还录音给我老公听[泪奔][泪奔]
There was a man who took the junior to open the room in the early morning, how did I know, because the person's phone dropped at the front desk, and it happened that his wife called, and I was hung up before I could answer it, and I saw the message His wife asked him when he would go back, and then called, I didn't dare to answer [covering my face]
上次我们这一个女的叫了3男的，一个男的开了房，开车走了说明天来接她，晚上又来了一个走了，后面来了一个男的把她手机偷走了[黑线]后面她报警了，说网上认识的，也没登记偷摸进去的，无语早上那个男的又来接她，找不到她，联系不上，我们也不敢说实话啊[黑线]
有年国庆 ，开了几天房 ，有天大中午的 ，插房卡的那个位置 ，噼里叭啦的响 ，要的感觉 ，通知前台跟维修工来处理 ，经理 跟维修工（俩男的） 我（一女的 ） 站在门口 ，旁边房间不合时宜的叫了起来...... Who knows, embarrassed to pull out the three-bedroom and one living room on the spot [covering his face]
I heard that we also had a strange explosion before, the eldest sister went in to clean and continue to live, the man saw the eldest sister at the moment, lifted the quilt at once, naked, the eldest sister said young man, I am a wife, you cover it, the man is indifferent, our eldest sister has a strong psychological quality, closed her eyes and finished her work and went out [doge] [doge] The man was naked and lying naked
想起了我姑邻居阿姨洋洋得意的告诉我，她高三的儿子很依赖她，每次周末回家都要跟她睡[泪奔]
This brings me to a certain ...... Not for three minutes, I wanted to give myself an Oscar [black line]
Netizen: Three or five minutes is also good, I haven't experienced 5 minutes for a long time, my husband is very good to me, I can't bear to get married when he is good [tears]
就挺超出我的认知的[捂脸]很离谱啊
同样的肯定是工作时间更短好[捂脸]