Peachy Case (Joke)
It is said that in a small town in ancient times, there was a scholar named Li Si, although this person was only shallow in learning, but he was pretentious, always loved to recite poetry, and boasted of being a romantic and talented man. Li Si is not handsome, but he is quite flamboyant and good at pleasing women. The women of the town loved and hated him, loved him for being funny and humorous, and hated him for being so open-mouthed.
One day, Li Si had nothing to do and was wandering around the town, just when Miss Zhang, the daughter of Zhang Yuanwai in the town, went out to play. That Miss Zhang was born like a flower, gentle and lovely, and was a well-known beauty in the town. When Li Si saw it, he immediately fell in love, and his eyes almost didn't fall off.
Li Si thought to himself: Such a beauty, if I can win her favor, my Li Si will not be in vain in this life. So he had a plan and decided to write a love poem to Miss Zhang to express his gratitude.
He pondered and meditated, and finally held back a limerick poem, the poem said: "The Zhang family has a girl who has just grown up, and the hibiscus out of the water reflects the sun." The eyebrows are like a crescent moon, and the eyes are like rippling waves. The jade hand caresses the piano and caresses the piano, and the golden lotus steps on the flower bush step by step. Xiaosheng is not talented, and he is willing to have a beautiful woman in this life. ”
After Li Si finished writing the poem, he was full of pride, feeling that his love poem would definitely touch Miss Zhang's heart. So he found Miss Zhang's personal maid, gave her the poem, and told her to give it to Miss Zhang.
After the maid got the poem, she secretly laughed in her heart, thinking that this Li Si was really a guy who didn't know the height of the sky. She took the poem to Miss Zhang, and after Miss Zhang read it, her face flushed, and she said angrily: "This Li Si is really bold, he dares to express his heart so directly." ”
The maid took the opportunity to say: "Miss, although this Li Si has some talent, but his reputation is not good, it is better for you to be careful." ”
Miss Zhang nodded, a little wary of Li Si in her heart.
At this moment, Zhang Yuanwai learned of this and was furious, feeling that Li Si was ruining his daughter's reputation. He immediately sent someone to find Li Si and wanted to reprimand him in person.
Li Si was brought to Zhang Yuanwai, feeling uneasy. Zhang Yuanwai glared at him and asked sharply, "Li Si, do you know what is wrong?"
Li Si hurriedly bowed his head and admitted his mistake: "The outside is angry, and Xiaosheng knows that he is wrong." It's just that Xiaosheng is sincere to Miss Zhang, so he would do such a foolish thing. ”
When Zhang Yuanwai heard this, he was even more angry, and shouted: "You bastard, you dare to covet my daughter's innocence, if I don't teach you a lesson, how will you know that the sky is high and the earth is thick?"
Saying that, Zhang Yuanwai was about to beat Li Si. Li Si was so frightened that he hurriedly begged for mercy: "Spare your life outside the staff, Xiaosheng will never dare anymore." ”
At this moment, Miss Zhang walked in, she saw that her father really wanted to beat Li Si, and she couldn't bear it, so she pleaded: "Father, although Li Si is at fault, but he is sincere when he commits a crime for the first time, so spare him." ”
Zhang Yuanwai saw that his daughter opened her mouth to plead, and it was not easy to have another seizure, so she said to Li Si: "Today, for the sake of your sincerity, I will spare you." But you have to remember not to do such foolish things again. ”
Li Si hurriedly kowtowed and thanked him, secretly glad in his heart that he had escaped.
After the incident spread in the town, people laughed and called it a "peach-colored case". Li Si also became the laughing stock of the town because of this incident, and whenever someone mentioned it, he would blush, smile awkwardly and say nothing.
From then on, Li Si no longer dared to express his heart to the woman easily, for fear of making such a joke again. And Miss Zhang is also more cautious about this matter, and she is more cautious about emotional matters.
This story has been circulated in the town for a long time, and whenever people chatted after dinner, they would mention this "peach-colored case" and laugh about it. And Li Si has become a legend in the town because of this incident, which makes people feel both ridiculous and cute.
I don't know if you also find it interesting after listening to this joke? Does this Li Si's encounter also make you realize the subtleties of the customs and habits of ancient society and interpersonal relations in the laughter?