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"Okay, you guys wait for me outside for fifteen minutes, we're going to get dressed!" and he closed the door.
At this time, the sound of laughter and the "crunch" of what appeared to be a wooden plank came through the door, and the two of us shook our heads and complained about the poor sound insulation of the yurt.
The two of us went to the banquet hall of the hotel, which was indeed a huge yurt, with an area of about forty or fifty square meters and about 20 tables.
Interestingly, the meals are all Russian-Western food, and there is no Mongolian food. (At this time, we found out that the camera was out of battery, and it was not charged last night, which caused us to not be able to take photos from the hotel meal to many places behind, which is a pity.) ）
A common Russian and Western meal in Outer Mongolia
At this time, there was no one in the hall, only three or five waiters sitting there chatting idly, and when they saw us coming in, they greeted us.
The two of us didn't understand Mongolian and explained our intentions in English, but the waiters couldn't understand English either, so they tried to speak a few words of Russian to us, but to no avail.
There were no pictures on the menu, and we were helpless. At that time, there was no mobile phone photo translation or portable translation machine like now, and the two of us could only keep comparing, but the other party did not understand, and we did not understand each other.
So, we were ready to wait for the guide Enhyuk to come over.
But at this moment, two more girls came in from outside the door, and when we saw it, it was the two girls who talked to us yesterday, and the one who could speak Chinese came to greet the two of us, and then said something in Mongolian and the waiter. Then the two of them found a place to sit down and invited the two of us to sit together.
We were very embarrassed, after all, we had to wait for the guide of Enhyuk. I said, "Thank you, we are waiting for our guide." ”
The girl said, "It's okay, he will come in a while, everyone can sit and chat together, and I also want to practice a few words of Chinese." ”
Seeing this, the two of us had no choice but to sit down opposite the two girls.
As soon as she sat down, the girl who could speak Chinese said: "I didn't have time to introduce myself yesterday, my name is Arjuna, my Chinese name is Zhao Na, you can call me as you like." ”
I didn't shoot at Zhao Na that day, she was very similar to this Mongolian chess player, so she replaced it
"Okay, then call you Zhao Na. After Lao Feng finished speaking, the two of us also said our names.
Zhao Na introduced her female companion at this time: "She is Hassaren and she is learning Spanish. ”
She didn't shoot against Hassaren that day, and she was very similar to this Mongolian chess player, so she used it instead
When Lao Feng heard this, he immediately opened his mouth and said a few words to Hassaren. I just remembered that Lao Feng signed up for a vacation interest class to learn Spanish two years ago, and I have to say that he is a language genius.
Hassaren was excited to hear this, and the two began to talk in Spanish we didn't understand.
However, Lao Feng quickly stopped talking and switched back to Chinese and said: "I have average Spanish, so let's still speak Chinese." ”
Zhao Na said: "No problem, I'll be the interpreter for the whole audience." ”
At this time, Eunhyuk also came in with Jiya in his arms. Seeing the four of us, Eunhyuk had a big smile on his face. He immediately said, "Haha, what a surprise, I'm here!"
With that, Eunhyuk and Giya immediately sat down as well. So, all six of us sat down. Eun Hyuk and Zhao Na said that they would work together as translators, with Eun Hyuk in charge of translating Mongolian into Chinese, and Zhao Na in charge of translating Chinese into Mongolian, so as to ensure that the six of them could communicate smoothly. When it was Enhyuk's turn to speak, he also spoke Chinese throughout the whole process, which was translated into Mongolian by Zhao Na, and vice versa when Zhao Na spoke Chinese.
So, the six of us had an interesting conversation!
As soon as the six of us were seated, the waiter came over and asked for an order. We asked for six set meals, including fries, burgers, fried chicken, etc., and the so-called Mongolian meal did not. It's interesting to see that in a yurt hotel, there are no authentic Mongolian meals for sale. The two of us asked this question.
The food we ate that day looked like this (the camera was out of battery and couldn't get a picture)
Seeing this, Zhao Na explained: "Now we all eat Western food, and some people eat Chinese food, and Mongolian food is actually behind the times. ”
Hassaren also said: "This is a question that many foreign friends have asked us. However, we hope that our friends can get rid of this stereotype. ”
Ji Ya immediately said: "Yes, drinking milk tea, eating milk food, and eating hand-held meat are all traditions of the older generation in the past." Now we have to work hard to integrate with Europe and the United States!"
A typical Mongolian meal
Enkh also said: "Yes, we in Mongolia also want to become the most modern democracy in Central Asia. ”
When Lao Feng heard this, he immediately retorted: "You should be counted as East Asia, right? The five Central Asian countries do not include you. ”
But as soon as these words came out, Eun Hyuk immediately replied: "It's Central Asia, not East Asia." East Asia is your China, and this is a wrong division. We should have a border with Kazakhstan ourselves, and it is you, China, that block our borders with our neighbors. Besides, the culture is not the same. ”
It was the first time we had seen Eunhyuk have a fierce expression, and his face was a little red.
At this time, Jiya tried to play a round: "Each country has its own values, China is China, Mongolia is Mongolia, and everyone should respect each other." ”
When Eun Hyuk heard this, his anger instantly disappeared, and his attitude immediately softened: "I'm sorry, I was a little impulsive just now." ”
"It doesn't matter. I said indifferently, but Lao Feng was silent.
At this time, Zhao Na said: "In recent years, among the Chinese I have met in Mongolia, there are not many real tourists with quality like the two of you. If the Chinese are like the two of you, the Mongols don't hate the Chinese so much. ”
Lao Feng immediately responded: "Isn't it so annoying? To put it bluntly, it's still annoying?"
Hassaren said: "This can't be helped, after all, you occupy 'Southern Mongolia'. But that's all a matter of our ancestors. And the most fundamental reason is that you Chinese bully and beat the Mongols in Mongolia, and this is really a problem. But there are definitely good Chinese, like the two of you. ”
My tone continued to be cold: "Oh, bullying you? We were almost killed by your neo-Nazis the other day, and I don't know who bullied whom. But if you believe it, believe it, and we don't care. After all, you still want to believe that there are good people in China, which is rare, isn't it?"
Anti-Chinese neo-Nazis in Outer Mongolia
With that, I picked up the rest of the Coke and drank it down. The six people were silent, and the air at the scene was a little frozen.
At this time, Hassaren said, "Actually, the two of us would love to make friends with the two of you. Now that we're in Mongolia, how about we play together?"
Lao Feng said indifferently: "It's inconvenient, the two of us have our own travel plans." And how do you want to play together?"
Before the words fell, Enhe couldn't help it: "I said you, do you look like a Mongolian? Do you like my two little brothers?
The faces of the two of us turned red all at once, and we didn't know how to answer such blunt words.
Zhao Na said: "Actually, if you like it, you can have a good chat in the evening." You won't have ...... yet."
Eunhyuk immediately laughed and said, "yes, they haven't done it yet!"
"Smack!
Lao Feng and I slapped the table and got up. Lao Feng was a little angry and said, "How many times, we are not interested." We are here to travel, to learn more, to increase our knowledge. What is the purpose of your repeated provocation of this?"
Eunhyuk muttered, "Well, you're not a man......"
I said, "Whether or not a man is not defined by that definition." Besides, we don't think it's old enough to do this yet, it's all after college. Of course, this exchange is good, but don't we have to rush back to Ulaanbaatar?"
The four of them were a little caught off guard when they saw that we, who had always been gentle and elegant, suddenly acted like this. Zhao Na said: "Actually, both men and women need to do this. We don't like men. You really made us see the difference, you don't look like Chinese men!"
Lao Feng said coldly: "We are just ordinary Chinese men. Not only us, but most men are just like us. If you don't believe that people who travel here don't pursue sex, then you have seen it this time!"
Somewhere in Outer Mongolia is a tourist destination frequented by Koreans
Zhao Na and Hassaren did not get angry after hearing this, but praised: "It is normal for women to find many men and men to find many women in Mongolia. But as you said, if there are really men who don't mess around with women, that's really good, there will be fewer diseases there, and they will be healthier. Actually, we have thought about this as well, but we have never thought about it as carefully as we do today. And I think you two can be good fathers!"
I waved my hand directly: "Okay, thank you for the compliment." But it's too early for us to be fathers. All in all communication was pleasant!"
At this time, we stood up and motioned to the waiter to pay. The waiter came over and asked, "Do you want six people to settle the bill together?"
Lao Feng said: "Settle three people, and the three ladies are settled by themselves!"
After listening to Eun-hyuk's translation, the waiter gave us a blank look and left.
Lao Feng turned back to Enhe and said, "Don't worry, during your time as a tour guide for us, as long as you follow us, we will pay for your meals." We keep the treaty!"
Eun-hyuk smiled awkwardly for a while before replying, "Oh yes, I'll settle Jiya's too." ”
Zhao Na also said: "Of course, the AA system itself is an advanced concept in the West, and everyone should be like this!"
At this time, Eunhyuk said, "I'll wait for us in the lobby later." After checking out, I'll go back to Ulaanbaatar tonight, and the two of you will have a free day tomorrow. The day after tomorrow we'll go to Mulun!"
Lao Feng and I looked at each other and smiled, got up and prepared to go back to the room. At this time, Zhao Na got up and stretched out her hand and said, "It's nice to meet you." I don't think I know enough about China, and I don't know enough about men!"
The two of us shook hands with Zhao Na and Hassaren respectively and said goodbye to each other!
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A prairie man who loves adventure and cooking Western food, from time to time to share a little delicious spiritual mustard!