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Old Husband and Young Wife (Joke)

author:Lin Fatzi tells the story

Old Husband and Wife

In ancient times, there was a squire named Wang Laohan, who was nearly seventy years old, but he was a suave figure. He already has several wives in his house, all of whom are gentle and virtuous people, but Wang Laohan always feels that there is something missing in life. One day, he wandered in the market and met a young girl named Xiaocui, who was beautiful and smart.

Xiaocui is a smart and clever girl, although her family is poor, but her heart is high. She saw that although Wang Laohan was old, he was magnificent, and his words and demeanor revealed an extraordinary temperament, and she couldn't help but feel a little respect in her heart. After some conversation, the two felt quite compatible. Wang Laohan had a plan to marry Xiaocui as his wife and enjoy the fun of an old husband and a young wife.

Although Xiaocui felt that there was something wrong with this matter, Wang Laohan promised to be generous and promised to treat her well, and she thought that she might be able to change the fate of herself and her family, so she also agreed half-pushing.

Old Husband and Young Wife (Joke)

As soon as this news came out, the villagers were all talking. Some people say that Wang Laohan and old cows eat tender grass and are not ashamed; some people say that Xiaocui is greedy for wealth and nowhere to be honored. But Wang Laohan and Xiaocui didn't care, and the two happily became relatives.

On the wedding night, Wang Laohan was excited and wanted to go to Wushan Yunyu with Xiaocui. He carefully untied Xiao Cui's clothes, only to find that Xiao Cui was trembling with nervousness. Wang Laohan was amused in his heart, and gently comforted: "Xiaocui, don't be afraid, the old man will love you well." ”

When Xiao Cui heard this, her heart warmed, and her tension eased slightly. The two lingered, and Wang Laohan only felt as if he had returned to his youth, full of vitality.

However, the good times were short-lived. After all, Wang Laohan is old and physically exhausted. The next morning, he woke up with a sore back and dizziness. He glanced at Xiao Cui, who was still sleeping beside him, and couldn't help but smile bitterly in his heart: "The taste of this old husband and young wife is really not something that ordinary people can afford." ”

Old Husband and Young Wife (Joke)

After that, Wang Laohan began his "hard life". He has to fight his spirit every day, accompany Xiaocui to travel in the mountains and rivers, enjoy the flowers and the moon. Xiaocui is young and lively, full of curiosity about everything, although Wang Laohan is tired, but in order not to spoil Xiaocui's interest, he has to play with her.

One day, the two came to the lake to play. Xiao Cui saw a group of ducks playing in the lake, so she begged Wang Laohan to catch one for her to play. Wang Laohan had no choice but to take off his coat and jump into the lake to catch ducks. It took a great deal of effort for him to catch a duck, and when he came ashore he was panting and soaking wet.

When Xiao Cui saw this, he smiled and said, "Master, you are really old and strong!" Wang Laohan heard this, although his heart was bitter, but he still squeezed out a smile on his face, and said: "As long as the lady is happy, the old man is worth it no matter how hard he works." ”

Having said that, Wang Laohan began to regret it in his heart. He felt that his old bones really couldn't withstand Xiaocui's toss. He began to miss the quiet and ordinary life he had before, and began to regret his original decision.

Old Husband and Young Wife (Joke)

However, there is no regret medicine to take. Wang Laohan could only bite the bullet and continue his life of "old husband and young wife". He often comforted himself in his heart: "That's it, let's just have some fun for yourself." ”

In this way, Wang Laohan spent a period of time in pain and happiness. Although his body was weakening day by day, his mood gradually became more open-minded. He understands that life is too short and that every moment of happiness should be cherished. And Xiaocui also gradually matured in getting along with Wang Laohan and learned to be considerate and take care of people.

This seemingly absurd story of an old husband and young wife has become a good story among the villagers. Some people say that Wang Laohan is an infatuated old man, and some people say that Xiaocui is a sensible and good girl. And Wang Laohan and Xiaocui themselves found their own happiness and satisfaction in this experience.

Readers, do you understand anything after reading this joke? Perhaps, true happiness does not lie in the difference in age, but in the connection of hearts and minds, and cherishing each other. Like and follow not to get lost, more jokes are waiting for you to read!