No personnel
In ancient times, there was a village called Lijiazhuang, and there was a rich man named Li Million in the village. This Li million has a lot of money, but he is stingy and unstoppable, and the people in the village call him "Li Buba" behind his back.
On this day, Li Buba was lying on the Taishi chair basking in the sun, when he suddenly heard a commotion outside the hospital. It turned out that Wang Erwa in Zhuang Xitou accidentally let go of a little pig of Li Buba's family, and was being chased by several family members, and was about to be caught.
Wang Erwa was in a hurry, picked up the little pig, ran into the land temple on the side of the road, hid behind the statue, and didn't come out no matter how the family scolded. The family had no choice but to go back and report to Li Buba.
When Li Buba heard this, he was so angry that his beard straightened, and he personally led a group of family members to the land temple and shouted and scolded: "Wang Erwa, if you don't come out today, I will set fire to this land temple and let you become a roast suckling pig with the land lord!"
Wang Erwa hid behind the statue, heard it clearly, and was secretly anxious in her heart: "If this Li Buba really set the fire, won't I become a roast suckling pig?" No, I have to think of a way to deal with him." ”
Wang Erwa's eyes rolled, and after thinking about it, he hugged the little pig, got out from behind the statue, and said to Li Buba with a smile: "Master Li, don't be angry, I will return the little pig to you." However, I have a small request, I wonder if you can grant it?"
When Li Buba heard that Wang Erwa was still a pig, most of the anger in his heart suddenly disappeared, and he said impatiently: "What request?
Wang Erwa pointed to the land lord in the land temple and said, "Master Li, look at this land lord, he guards this broken temple every day, and no one sends him food, how pitiful! Can you be kind and send some food to the land lord?"
When Li Buba heard this, he muttered in his heart: "What kind of medicine is sold in this Wang Erwa's gourd? Why did you suddenly mention giving food to the land master? However, it doesn't hurt to promise him this little thing." So, Li Buba nodded and said, "Okay, I promise you, and I will send food to the land lord." ”
After speaking, Li Buba instructed the family to go to the kitchen to get some leftovers and place them in front of the statue of the earth lord. Seeing this, Wang Erwa said happily: "Thank you, Master Li! Now, I can return the little pig to you." ”
Saying that, Wang Erwa handed the little pig to Li Buba. Li Buba took the little pig, took a closer look, and suddenly jumped up angrily: "Where is my little pig? It's clearly a little donkey!"
Wang Erwa said with an innocent face: "Master Li, you have wronged me." I was behind the statue just now, and I only heard you say that you wanted to send food to the land lord, but I didn't hear you say what to send. I thought you were going to give the piglet, so I took the piglet out. Unexpectedly, you were going to give a donkey. What can I do about it?"
Li Buba was so angry that he trembled, but he couldn't speak. Wang Erwa took the opportunity to run away. Li Buba looked at Wang Erwa's distant back, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses, stomping his feet and scolding: "This Wang Erwa is really a guy who doesn't do anything!"
Since then, Li Buba's reputation of "not doing personnel" has spread in Lijiazhuang. Whenever someone mentions him, they will smile and say: "That Li Buba, what a guy who doesn't do anything!" and Li Buba could only stare dryly when he heard it, helpless.
Li Buba's stinginess is well-known in the village, and he refuses to even prepare the offerings to the gods, and only takes some leftovers to deal with things, which in itself is enough to make people laugh off their big teeth. Wang Erwa skillfully took advantage of this, calculated the plan, and used Li Buba's own words to rectify him in turn, making him dumb and eating Coptis chinensis, and he couldn't say anything about his suffering.
This joke not only shows Wang Erwa's wit and bravery, but also satirizes Li Buba's stinginess and self-inflicted cleverness. It tells us that we can't be too stingy, let alone do things. Otherwise, you will end up being laughed at.
So, after reading this joke, what do you understand? Do you think that you still have to be generous and do more personnel in order to win the respect and love of others? Like and support, pay attention and don't get lost, and thank you for accompanying every day!