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Sticking knives into each other, each straw bale, how can they be undefeated? The funny joke of the Chiang dynasty

author:Wang Menghu said interesting history

Chiang Ching-kuo was very patriotic and helpless. On August 21, 1948, Chiang Ching-kuo was ordered to go to Shanghai to "fight the tiger", and on November 5, he had no choice but to resign, and Prince Chiang fought the tiger for 76 days. A gentleman wrote to Chiang Ching-kuo: "The officials have done two months in vain, and the people have suffered for two months in vain, and the poor are even poorer, and the rich are still just as rich. Whenever Chiang Ching-kuo saw this letter, he said with emotion: "My heart hurts, it comes to my heart." ”

Sticking knives into each other, each straw bale, how can they be undefeated? The funny joke of the Chiang dynasty

In 1933, Chiang Kai-shek prepared to go to Nanchang to personally command the fourth campaign of "encirclement and suppression" of the Red Army. Jiang Xiao, the adjutant of the guard, walked in first: "Report to grandpa, Zhang Xueliang is calling!" Chiang Kai-shek said angrily after reading it: "Niang Xipi, I killed another Cheng to bite the gold halfway." "Da Ling, what does Zhang Xueliang want to do?" Song Meiling asked in surprise. "Zhang Xueliang wants to be a hero of the anti-Japanese resistance! Lao Tzu will not support him!" So Zhang Xueliang fell into the whirlpool of public opinion in the Great Wall War of Resistance.

During the "Suppression of Bandits" campaign, Chiang Kai-shek personally went to Guiyang to supervise the war. Liao Lei was ordered to lead the Seventh Army to pursue the Red Army, but he kept a safe distance from the Red Army, and later chased to Duyun and Dushan in Guizhou, and he didn't even bother to chase after him. The Red Army put on a posture of attacking Guiyang, and Commander-in-Chief Jiang hurriedly sent a telegram to Liao Lei to rescue him, and Liao Lei replied: "Please ask Deputy Commander-in-Chief Bai Chongxi for permission before we can advance." Chiang Kai-shek sighed helplessly: "This is really a foreigner's army." ”

Sticking knives into each other, each straw bale, how can they be undefeated? The funny joke of the Chiang dynasty

Chiang Kai-shek accused Bai Chongxi: "Who believes that you don't have the same leg as the communist army?" Bai Chongxi retorted: "I have 18 or 9 regiments, and I have to be responsible for more than 1,000 kilometers of defense line, which is overloaded. And Junzuo, you have 1 million troops in your hands, but you keep the focus between Xinning and Daoxian, and you don't advance for a long time, what are your intentions? Do you want to use Guangxi as a trench?" Chiang Kai-shek had nothing to say and left in a huff.

Chiang Kai-shek launched "encirclement and suppression" again and again, but he always failed. At first, he scolded his subordinates for being incompetent, and later he didn't see any ability in person. Once, Bai Chongxi was ordered to suppress bandits, and encouraged the soldiers before leaving: "Comrades, now give you two regiments of troops, you have to bring me the prisoners and equipment of the four regiments of the communist army back, remember, you are not allowed to hurt a single person, and you are not allowed to lose a gun!"

The national army said it was under a lot of pressure.

Sticking knives into each other, each straw bale, how can they be undefeated? The funny joke of the Chiang dynasty

Bai Chongxi used to treat the Red Army very favorably. On October 17, 1933, the Kuomintang government carried out the fifth "encirclement and suppression" of the Red Army in Jiangxi, and Bai Chongxi was assigned to Jiangxi by Chiang Kai-shek. Bai Chongxi said to the adjutant: "Lao Jiang hates the Red Army more than us, he doesn't fight himself, let us bear the black pot, keep Mao Zedong and Zhu De, and we still have a chance for development." Along the way, they only chased but did not fight, and once the Red Army even wrote a slogan "There is a Lao Guijun sent away".

Interesting facts about sweeping the grave. In the 30s of the 20th century, He Yingqin, the acting governor of Hunan, went to Changsha Yuelu Mountain to sweep the tomb, and the authorities made a fool of the crowd and demanded that the major newspapers also report it, with the title "Governor He went to Yuelu Mountain yesterday to sweep his mother's tomb." The press was very disgusted, and the consequences were very serious, and a newspaper in Changsha directly changed the headline to "Governor He went to Yuelu Mountain to sweep the fucking tomb yesterday". A pun, and for a while everyone laughed off their big teeth.

Guangdong warlord Chen Jitang generally bought dozens of planes by cutting meat, and the Guangdong Air Force is considered to be small-scale. In 1936, Gui Jun pulled Chen Jitang to oppose Jiang together, and he went to the master to pinch a hexagram, and the master only left four words: the opportunity must not be lost. After Chen Jitang went back, he went to fight against Jiang. As a result, his commander of the Guangdong Air Force defected to Chiang Kai-shek, and his beloved aircraft was surnamed Chiang overnight. Chen Jitang shouted to the sky, it turned out that "the opportunity must not be lost" is like this! So he went into the field with electricity.

Sticking knives into each other, each straw bale, how can they be undefeated? The funny joke of the Chiang dynasty

In 1936, Chiang Kai-shek spent more than 20 million yuan to buy Chen Jitang's air force. Some people calculated that it was three or four times more expensive than buying a new plane, and said that Chiang Kai-shek was dizzy, and Chen Jitang also thought so. Chiang Kai-shek said: "If I buy one of him, he will have one less, and I will have one more, and this is two; when I bought it, I gave it to the pilot, and I had one more, and he had one less, and that was two." How cheap!" Chen Jitang hit his head on the ground when he heard it, no matter how good he was, he couldn't be fine with Chiang Kai-shek!

The highest level of sycophancy. Chiang Kai-shek is a native of Fenghua, Zhejiang, and once he saw Jiang Tinghuang, he said politely: "Hunan is really a place where big people come out!" and then said the idols Zeng Guofan, Zuo Zongtang and others, Jiang Tinghuang rolled his eyes and replied: "It is good that Hunan has produced some great men in the past, but now most of China's great men are from Zhejiang!" Chiang Kai-shek's heart blossomed: "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be." ”

Sticking knives into each other, each straw bale, how can they be undefeated? The funny joke of the Chiang dynasty

Hu Zongnan didn't recognize his father. In 1936, Hu Zongnan's father went from Xiaofeng's hometown to visit his son stationed in Xuzhou. The guards went in to report, but Hu Zongnan, who was the commander of the First Army at the time, said: "I don't know him!" Old Hu was very angry, thinking that the guards were wrong, and the guards came in again, Hu Zongnan said: "Where did you come from, bastard old man!" Hu Zongnan's father was angry and didn't want Hu Zongnan's 300 yuan of "charity", so he borrowed a plate and went home.

At that time, the domestic situation was very serious, and one of Chiang Kai-shek and Zhang Xueliang had to come forward to bear the charge of non-resistance. Chiang Kai-shek said earnestly: "Han Qing, you have also seen the current situation, we are like a small boat in the turbulence, one person has to jump down! Otherwise, it will all sink, do you jump or do I jump?" Zhang Xueliang was very kind, and said with a sigh: "I'll jump." So Zhang Xueliang became a scapegoat for the passive war of resistance.

Sticking knives into each other, each straw bale, how can they be undefeated? The funny joke of the Chiang dynasty

There was a man named He Yun who looked very similar to Chiang Kai-shek, and Chiang Kai-shek brought him over as a stand-in. In 1935, Chiang Kai-shek flew from Wuhan to Chongqing on the "Ford" plane, and asked He Yun to pretend to be him, and along the way, 10,000 or 20,000 people, including senior military and political officials, people's representatives, consuls of various countries, and students, welcomed him all the way.

In May 1938, He Yun went home for refuge and became addicted to "chairman of the copycat committee". At that time, He Yun passed by Chun'an County, and the pseudo county magistrate inside was looting the people's wealth in the hall, and he was extorting the villagers, He Yun pretended to be Chiang Kai-shek, and went in with a few people. When the pseudo county magistrate saw that he was the chairman of the committee, he was so frightened that his pants were wet, and he knelt on the ground and begged for mercy. He Yun taught him a lesson and walked away slowly.

Dai Li is a die-hard fan of Chiang Kai-shek, and Chiang Kai-shek is very important to him. Whenever Chiang Kai-shek was angry, he hammered Xiao Dai with his old fist and said, "Niang Xipi, Niang Xipi!" Dai Li honestly finished the beating, and when he went back, he painted a scoop according to the gourd and redoubled his return. Whenever he beat his subordinates, everyone looked at each other with resentment: "Today, the boss was beaten again." After Dai Li's death, Chairman Jiang fell to the ground and wept bitterly, missing a fan who could be beaten the most.

Tang Shengming is the most comfortable agent in history. Tang Shengming is Tang Shengzhi's younger brother, and he has become a playboy since he was a child. Dai Li, seizing on this characteristic of him, let him "defect" as an agent in the name of greedy enjoyment, and in 1939, Tang Shengming set off from Hunan and then transferred from Hong Kong to Shanghai. Before leaving, Dai Li's big spy said to him: "The chairman of the committee has permission, eat well, drink well, play well, and be ordered to be corrupt, the more corrupt the better!" Tang Shengming's heart was full of joy: "Okay!"

On the question "who is the straw bale". Ou Shounian, the former commander of the Seventh Corps, was captured alive by the People's Liberation Army, and many people were quite unconvinced, thinking that Ou Shounian was too hasty. Huang Botao was promoted to commander of the Seventh Corps, and he also said in high spirits: "Today, the Seventh Corps under my command will not only wash away the humiliation of defeat, but will definitely save the entire battle situation!" However, in the battle of Xu Beng, the first to be destroyed was this Seventh Corps, and Huang Botao also became a straw bag.

During the Whampoa Military Academy, Chiang Kai-shek was very strict with discipline. Once, when the wake-up call rang, Chiang Kai-shek went straight to the room of Liu Zhi, Gu Zhutong and Chen Jiji, pushed open the door, and shouted: "Get up!" Gu Zhutong and Chen Jiji hurriedly dressed and got out of bed. Liu Zhi turned over and muttered, "What's the noise, didn't you say okay, the tide is rising today, don't you go to exercise in the morning!" Liu Zhi opened his eyes and saw that it was Principal Jiang, and couldn't help but be shocked, "Ah!" and jumped out of bed.

Sticking knives into each other, each straw bale, how can they be undefeated? The funny joke of the Chiang dynasty

Liu Zhi has many nicknames, but the most famous is "Watchman Pig". On the front line of the Battle of Xu Beng, the Kuomintang Commander-in-Chief changed the "Xuzhou Lu General" to the "Xuzhou Commander-in-Chief", and let Liu Zhi serve as the commander-in-chief. Liu Zhi went to take up his post in a hurry, and Qiu Qingquan said disdainfully: "Xuzhou is the north gate of Nanjing, and a tiger general should be sent to guard it, not a tiger, at least a dog should be sent to watch the door." Now send a pig over, can the gate be guarded?"

On November 9, 1948, Du Yuming went to Gu Zhutong, chief of staff in Xuzhou. As a result, as soon as he entered the door, he saw Gu Zhutong on the phone, Gu Zhutong's head was big, and when he saw Du Yuming coming, he said to Liu Zhi on the phone: "Yuming is here, are you talking to him?" Liu Zhi heard that the savior was coming: "Speak!" As soon as Du Yuming answered the phone here, Liu Zhi shouted over there: "Yuming, come quickly, we are waiting for you!" Du Yuming went and found that it was a super mess.

Chiang Kai-shek loved to sing. Every time the rooster had not yet crowed, Chiang Kai-shek began to sing, for several hours, and there were not many songs that could be sung, just those few songs were sung every day, and they never got tired of singing, and the guards had tasted his singing power. Whenever Chiang Kai-shek roared and fell into the realm of selflessness, the guards were very tormented, and they could not live in peace within a radius of ten miles.

Sticking knives into each other, each straw bale, how can they be undefeated? The funny joke of the Chiang dynasty