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May Day "Staycation" Fake Strategy: How to "Lie Down" at Home to Win a Small Long Vacation

author:Gentle passion fruit

On this annual May Day, when everyone is talking about how to avoid crowded attractions and find the poetry and distance of the soul, let's find a new way to vacation - a "high-end staycation" that can be enjoyed at your doorstep. Yes, you heard it right, no need to pack luggage, no need to grab tickets to book a room, let's talk about how to elegantly realize the ultimate meaning of "lying to win" a small long vacation on your own "one acre and three points of land".

May Day "Staycation" Fake Strategy: How to "Lie Down" at Home to Win a Small Long Vacation

1. "On May Day, I decided to respond to the call of the festival, seriously 'work' in bed, practice 'sleeping gong', and strive to reach the realm of 'sleeping god' as soon as possible. "

May Day "Staycation" Fake Strategy: How to "Lie Down" at Home to Win a Small Long Vacation

2. "May Day is here, and my travel plan is: from the bedroom to the living room, to the balcony, to have an in-depth 'home tour'. "

May Day "Staycation" Fake Strategy: How to "Lie Down" at Home to Win a Small Long Vacation

3. "What is the most popular tourist route on May Day this year? A: From the sofa to the refrigerator, there is an infinite loop of one-day trips. "

May Day "Staycation" Fake Strategy: How to "Lie Down" at Home to Win a Small Long Vacation

4. "What is the secret of not getting stuck in traffic on May Day? That is, not going anywhere, squatting at home is the best travel strategy." "

May Day "Staycation" Fake Strategy: How to "Lie Down" at Home to Win a Small Long Vacation

5. "The most glorious thing about Labor Day is that I lay in bed and did a 'stress test' for my mattress for five days. "

May Day "Staycation" Fake Strategy: How to "Lie Down" at Home to Win a Small Long Vacation

6. "I heard that the real warriors dare to face the crowds of people during the May Day holiday and dare to face the long queue in the scenic spot." And I, choose to be a quiet beautiful man/woman at home. "

May Day "Staycation" Fake Strategy: How to "Lie Down" at Home to Win a Small Long Vacation

7. "On May Day, my biggest amount of exercise is moving from the bed to the sofa, and then from the sofa to the dining table, which can be called a 'static marathon'. "

May Day "Staycation" Fake Strategy: How to "Lie Down" at Home to Win a Small Long Vacation

8. "I finally understand why 'May Day' is Labor Day, because I am at home during the holiday, and if I don't work (move my body), I have to work (cook and clean with my hands)!"

May Day "Staycation" Fake Strategy: How to "Lie Down" at Home to Win a Small Long Vacation

9. "The balance of the holiday is sufficient, but the courage to go out is insufficient." I decided that this May Day, with Wi-Fi and snacks, will allow the soul and body to be fully 'recharged'. "

May Day "Staycation" Fake Strategy: How to "Lie Down" at Home to Win a Small Long Vacation

10. "During the May Day holiday, I chose to be accompanied by the bed for a five-day 'soul exchange' and cultivated into a 'house god'. "

May Day "Staycation" Fake Strategy: How to "Lie Down" at Home to Win a Small Long Vacation

11. "Q: How to arrange May Day? Answer: Study the softness of the pillow in the morning, explore the comfort of the sofa in the afternoon, and test the supporting capacity of the mattress in the evening, this is my 'scientific research plan'. "

May Day "Staycation" Fake Strategy: How to "Lie Down" at Home to Win a Small Long Vacation

12. "May Day travel tips: The best way to avoid congestion is to turn on the TV, switch to the scenery channel, and enjoy high-definition uncensored 'cloud tourism'. "

May Day "Staycation" Fake Strategy: How to "Lie Down" at Home to Win a Small Long Vacation

After a few days of "in-depth staycation", we not only saved a lot of travel expenses, but also unexpectedly unlocked a number of life skills: from kitchen novice to cooking master, from sofa potato to yoga master, and more importantly, we learned how to find extraordinary fun in ordinary days. This May Day, although our footprints are not all over the mountains and rivers, our hearts have completed a trip that we can go, and we have gained a full sense of happiness and tranquility. So, the next time someone shows off their travel photos, you can proudly show off your "home vacation accomplishments": from a bed-to-couch hike to a kitchen-to-table gastronomic adventure, each one is so unique and meaningful. Remember, the best way to go on vacation is the one that makes you feel most relaxed and happy. May Day home holiday, we "lie down to win"!

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