Fools look at melons
In ancient times, there was a rich man who hired a long-term worker to show him melons.
One day, the rich man shook a big fan and went to the edge of the melon field to see the long worker. I saw Changgong sitting in the shade of a tree, with a big melon on his head, sleeping soundly. The rich man was angry, walked over and woke up the long worker, and scolded: "You slacker, don't look at the melon, but fall asleep, what am I hiring you for?"
Changgong rubbed his eyes and muttered: "Young owner, you can wronged me." I haven't slept all the time. To tell the truth, I was afraid that the melon would be lost, so I didn't dare to blink. ”
The rich man said, "You didn't sleep, how could that big melon come under your head?"
The chief worker said, "You don't know, I'm lying down and listening with my ears." Just now, a thief slipped to the edge of the melon field and pinched it with his hand, and the melon swooped and pierced into my head. ”
The rich man said, "Fuck your shit! Can a thief pierce a melon into your head through your scalp?"
Changgong said: "Why can't it? The thief is still fighting tigers across the mountains." ”
The rich man said, "Can a thief fight a tiger across the mountain?"
The chief worker said, "Why not? That year I went hunting, and across the mountain, I saw thieves fighting tigers." ”
The rich man said, "Nonsense! The thief beats the tiger, why doesn't the tiger eat him?"
Changgong said: "Why doesn't the tiger eat him, then who knows? The tiger is a beast, what is it thinking, can we figure it out?"
The rich man was speechless when he was asked by the long-term worker, and he glared and said, "Okay, you are sensible, and I didn't hire you in vain." Let me ask you, how many melons are there in the melon field?"
The chief worker said, "One hundred and thirty-eight." ”
The rich man said, "Have you counted?"
The chief worker said, "I haven't counted. ”
The rich man said, "I haven't counted, how do you know?"
Changgong said, "I count miles in my heart." Shao Dong, when you hired me to look at the melons, you said that there were 138 melons in the melon field, and I remembered them all. ”
The rich man said, "No, there were one hundred and thirty-eight melons, but the night before yesterday he told the thief to carry two away, and now there are only one hundred and thirty-six left." ”
The chief worker said, "No, it's still one hundred and thirty-eight." ”
The rich man said, "Why?"
Changgong said: "The two melons that the thief carried away are rolling back." ”
The rich man said, "How can the melons come back?"
Changgong said: "The melon field is so flat, and the thief has a heavy back, so it's strange that the melon doesn't roll." ”
The rich man said, "The melon is back, don't you see?"
The chief worker said, "I didn't see it. ”
The rich man said, "How do you know if you don't see it?"
The chief worker said, "I hear me." ”
The rich man said, "Is there a voice when the melon rolls back?"
The chief worker said, "Why is there no sound? ”
The rich man said, "Fart! The melon is not a lump, why does it sound when it rolls back?"
Changgong said: "Why can't it ring? The lump is made of wood, and the melon is made of skin, and wood is not as loud as the skin." ”
The rich man said, "Nonsense! Why is wood not as loud as skin?"
The chief worker said: "Why don't you look at the stage when you look at the swords and guns made of wood, why don't they make a sound when they are killed? If they are swords and guns of leather, they will only sound when they are killed." ”
The rich man said, "You fool, you nonsense!"
The chief worker said: "I'm talking nonsense? You hired me to look at the melons, and you scolded me. ”
The rich man said, "Well, I won't scold you." Let me ask you, how many melons are there in the melon field?"
The chief worker said, "There are one hundred and thirty-eight." ”
The rich man said, "No, one hundred and thirty-six." ”
The chief worker said, "One hundred and thirty-eight." ”
The rich man said, "One hundred and thirty-six." ”
Two people, you say a word, I say a word, quarrel. An old man passing by, seeing that they were arguing, walked over and asked, "Hey, what are you two arguing about?"
The rich man said, "This fool said that there were one hundred and thirty-eight melons in the melon field, but I counted only one hundred and thirty-six." ”
The old man said, "This is easy to do, I'll count it for you." ”
The rich man said, "Yes." ”
The old man walked into the melon field and counted them one by one. Counting around, there are only one hundred and thirty-six melons. Then he said to the rich man, "You are not right, you long-term worker, for there are only one hundred and thirty-six melons in the melon field." ”
The rich man said triumphantly, "Hear me, fool?" ”
The old man said: "Are you right? I ask you, in this melon field, there are a few melons that have been lost, according to your needs, here is an ancient joke ending that is suitable for likes and attention within 20 words:
"Melon Field laughs and talks about this matter, and there is endless joy in liking and paying attention!"
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