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Fools rush to the market (joke)

author:It's Zhang Zhang

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It is said that in an ancient village, there is a fool named Dumb, although he is stupid, he has a characteristic, that is, he is extremely curious, and he always has to join in the fun of everything new in the village.

On this day, the big gathering in the village was full of people and lively. Dumb listened to the discussion of the villagers, and his heart itched, and he also wanted to go and see how fun this market was. He cleaned up briefly, and hurried to the bazaar.

When he arrived at the bazaar, Dumb only felt dazzled, looking left and right, and was overwhelmed. He looked at the sugar gourd seller here, and the clay man over there, and his heart was overjoyed. Suddenly, he saw a booth full of people, and out of curiosity, Dumb also approached.

Fools rush to the market (joke)

It turned out to be a stall selling birds, and the various birds in the cage were chirping, attracting everyone to stop and watch. Dumb looked at these birds, and his heart moved, and he thought, "If I buy a bird and go back, I will definitely attract the envy of the villagers." ”

So, Dumb took out the few copper plates he had, picked one of the most beautiful birds, and went home happily.

Along the way, Dumb showed off his new favorite, and the villagers were so happy to see him, and they all followed suit. When Dumb came home, he treated the bird as a treasure, and circled around it all day long, forgetting to eat.

On this day, Dumb was feeding the birds, and suddenly heard someone shouting outside the door: "Dumb, you have a guest at home!" Dumb heard this, hurriedly put down the bird cage, and ran out. It turned out to be a showman in the village, who came to Dumb's house to borrow a book to read.

Fools rush to the market (joke)

Dumb welcomed Xiucai into the room, and the two chatted. Xiucai saw the birdcage on Dumb's table, so he asked, "Dumb, when did you buy a bird?" Dumb said triumphantly: "This is what I bought from the market a few days ago, it's very beautiful!"

Xiucai looked at the bird and praised: "It's really beautiful, but Dumb, do you know the name of this bird?" Dumb was stunned, he only cared about the color when he bought the bird, where did he ask the name. He scratched his head and said embarrassedly, "This ...... I don't know. ”

Xiucai smiled slightly and said, "This bird's name is parrot, and it can speak well and is very smart. When Dumb heard this, his eyes lit up, and he said, "Oh, can it still talk?" Xiucai nodded: "Exactly, if you teach it well, it will definitely be able to talk to you in the future." ”

Dumb was overjoyed when he heard this, and he decided to teach the parrot to speak. Since then, in addition to feeding the bird, Dumb has taught it to speak every day. Over and over again, he said to the parrot, "Hello, hello." But the parrot was only chirping, and there was no sign of any intention to speak.

Fools rush to the market (joke)

Dumb was not discouraged, he thought: "It must be that I didn't teach hard enough, I'll try again." So he began to patiently teach the parrot again. In this way, the days passed, and the parrot still did not learn to speak.

On this day, Dumb was teaching parrots, and suddenly heard someone shouting outside the door: "Dumb, can your parrot speak?"

Dumb welcomed them into the house, pointed to the parrot and said, "I'm teaching it to speak, wait, it will speak soon." When the children heard this, they all gathered around and looked at the parrot curiously.

Dumb began to teach the parrot to speak again, but the parrot kept chirping. After watching it for a while, the children felt bored, and they began to laugh at Dumb: "Dumb, your parrot is such a fool that it can't speak for so long!"

Fools rush to the market (joke)

Dumb was blushing by the children's words, and he was anxious, and suddenly thought of an idea. He grabbed the parrot, put it to his mouth, and said loudly, "Hello, hello!" and put the parrot back in its cage.

When the children saw this, they were all stunned. After a while, they reacted and burst into laughter: "Dumb, you are so stupid! You said 'hello' yourself, where did the parrot say!"

Dumb then understood, and he laughed along. Since then, the people in the village have a lot of jokes, saying that Dumb taught the parrot to speak, but it turned out to be the one who said it himself. Whenever this joke is mentioned, everyone will laugh forward and backward, and Dumb is never angry, he always smiles and says, "Fools have stupid blessings!"

In this way, Dumb's stupid thing has become a beautiful talk in the village, and Dumb is also happy, comfortable and happy. As for the parrot, although it didn't learn to speak, it became Dumb's best friend and spent many happy hours with him. Like and follow without getting lost, and the wonderful content is constantly updated!