Fools looking for donkeys
In ancient times, there was a village called Zhangjia Village, and there was a fool in the village named Zhang Dasha. This big fool, as his name suggests, has a little bit of a brain, but he has a heart that is more innocent than anyone else, and always thinks that everything in the world is beautiful. On this day, Zhang Dasha's father gave him a donkey and asked him to take it to the town to sell it, and exchange some silver taels to subsidize the family.
Zhang Dasha happily led the donkey on the road, humming a little song along the way, thinking that when he got to the town and sold the donkey, he could buy some sugar gourds and pastries for his younger brothers and sisters to eat. Not long after leaving, Zhang Dasha met a young man who looked like a scholar, and when the young man saw him leading a donkey, he quipped: "You donkey, you look a little thin, I'm afraid you won't be able to sell it for a good price." ”
When Zhang Dasha heard this, he chuckled in his heart, and hurriedly asked, "Really? Then what should I do?" The scholar smiled and said, "You might as well hide the donkey, and when someone asks, you will say that your donkey is a god donkey, which can run and jump, and has infinite strength." In this way, you may be able to sell it for a good price. ”
When Zhang Dasha heard this, he felt that the scholar was reasonable, so he found a bush and hid the donkey in it, while he sat on the side of the road, waiting for the buyer to come to the door. After a while, sure enough, an old man came over, saw Zhang Dasha sitting on the side of the road, and asked, "Young man, where is your donkey?"
Zhang Dasha immediately stood up, pretended to be mysterious, and said: "My donkey is a god donkey, he can run and jump, and his strength is infinite. But it's tired now, and it's resting. ”
When the old man heard this, he muttered in his heart, thinking: "Isn't this young man trying to trick me? How can a donkey have to rest when he is tired?" But seeing Zhang Dasha's serious face, the old man was a little moved, so he asked: "Then how fast can you run, a god donkey?"
Zhang Dasha thought for a while and said, "It runs, and even the wind can't catch up!" When the old man heard this, he was even more curious, so he said, "Then you call it out and let me see it." ”
When Zhang Dasha heard this, he immediately panicked, how did he know where the donkey had gone, so he could only bite the bullet and say: "It's ...... It is shy and refuses to come out. ”
When the old man heard this, he felt that there was something strange about it, so he said, "In this case, you can show me how to call it." ”
Zhang Dasha was helpless, so he could only bite the bullet and pretend to shout a few times: "Divine donkey, divine donkey, come out and show this uncle!" shouted a few times, but there was no movement in the grass at all. Zhang Dasha was in a hurry, so he went into the grass to look for the donkey, but accidentally stepped on the donkey's tail.
The donkey was trampled on its tail, screamed in pain, and jumped up from the grass. Zhang Dasha was so frightened that he sat on the ground, while the old man was dumbfounded. After the donkey jumped out, he didn't care about Zhang Dadu, and ran away on his own.
Zhang Dasha looked at the donkey in the distance, his heart was flustered, and he hurriedly said to the old man: "Look, my donkey is like this, it comes out as soon as it barks, and it runs away as soon as it comes out." ”
When the old man heard this, he immediately leaned back with a smile, and said, "Young man, where did you find the donkey, it's clearly an ordinary donkey!" After speaking, the old man shook his head and left.
Zhang Dasha looked at the back of the old man in the distance, and felt a sense of loss in his heart. He sighed and thought to himself: "It seems that I have really been deceived, where is this god donkey, it is clearly an ordinary donkey." Thinking of this, Zhang Dasha couldn't help but feel a little remorseful, but the matter had come to this, and he could only admit that he was unlucky.
Since then, Zhang Dasha has told the story of his "magic donkey" when he meets people, which always makes everyone laugh. And he also learned from this experience that you can't easily believe the words of others, let alone be confused by other people's rhetoric. As for the donkey, it took a lot of effort for Zhang Dasha to find it in a ravine and bring it home. And the donkey seemed to understand that his identity as a "god donkey" was a joke, and since then he has become much more docile and no longer runs around easily.
At this point in the story, I wonder if the judges find it interesting? Although the story of this fool looking for a donkey is a bit absurd, it also reflects the complexity of human nature and the various states of the world. Sometimes, we may be like Zhang Dasha, confused by some superficial things, but as long as we keep a clear mind and are not swayed by the outside world, we can find our own path. So, what do you understand from this joke? full of laughter, ancient humor, come and like and follow!