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Yan Shifan - a special figure in the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty,
He is either wise and martial, or suave, or absurd.
Speaking of him, we have to mention his jaw-dropping absurdities.
Everyone in the world knows the name of Yan Song, but they may not know the story of his son Yan Shifan.
After this official eunuch, with his ingenuity, he turned the clouds and rain above the court;
At the same time, because of the indulgence of selfish desires and perverse behavior, there are countless topics that make people shake their heads and sigh.
Today, we will not talk about his abuse of power (which, I am sure is not of interest to everyone)
Today I will only talk about the absurdity of his life
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According to legend, when Yan Shifan went in and out,
will let the beautiful maid carry the sedan chair to carry in and out,
These maidservants were just there to please him.
And he also set up a theater troupe,
Specializes in performing various plays for him to watch.
This extravagant and decadent way of life,
It was undoubtedly a great provocation to the morality of the society at that time.
The development process of anal dogs
Yan Shifan's corruption was actually created because of Emperor Jiajing's absurdity
Emperor Jiajing was an extremely confident man
Always like to develop something new and technological
Just to better serve their private life,
A small mechanical dog powered by human excrement was invented
The purpose is to be able to enjoy the service at the time of defecation
Later, Yan Shifan reformed it
He thought of using dry, stiff paper every time he went to the toilet,
Let the maidservant clean up the dirt for him,
And, use your tongue to clean up
The tongue is a soft, lubricated organ for comfort.
Once, a colleague went to visit Yan Shifan's house.
When you go to the toilet,
He hurriedly retreated, and said to Yan Shifan with a red face:
"I just went to the wrong place and wanted to go to the toilet, but I went into your inner room"
Yan Shifan replied proudly with a smile:
"That's right, that's the toilet!, the most luxurious toilet in the whole capital"
The official said helplessly
"Lord Yan, the official position is low, I really enjoy the toilet in your house!"
There are many absurd things in the Ming Dynasty,
It can be said that the Ming Dynasty is immortal, and heaven is intolerable.
After we read this, we should think:
How the ethos of an era is destroyed by the anomie of individual magnates,
and how to prevent the recurrence of such tragedies.
Let us learn wisdom from the lessons of the past and be alert to the road ahead.