Skin, very happy
1.
Contact me now,
Give me a night shift?
2.
Everyone else is spending the moon before the moon,
And I'm spending next month's money.
3.
Thousands of wardrobe clothes,
Only the new ones look the best!
4.
Ask what is the best medicine in the world,
One is banknotes, and the other is red envelopes.
5.
A trivia:
The hairline is high because the hair is giving you a long face.
6.
I know the world of the rich very well,
Maybe this is the so-called "bystander clearing"!
7.
The most painful love triangle in the world:
I love snacks, snacks love fats, and fats love me.
8.
One side of the water and soil to support the other side,
Isn't it okay for a round earth to raise a round one?
9.
Boss: Why do you come to work every day as if you didn't wake up?
Employee: Isn't it late to come to work when you wake up?
10.
Now that I'm here,
What can't go up is wages,
What can't go down is the weight!
11.
Burn a few dollars of incense,
Make tens of millions of wishes,
It's too embarrassing for the Buddha!
12.
Someone suggested that I eat with my face,
I don't,
I'm going to eat with my mouth.
13.
Don't call me a single dog,
That hurts my self-esteem too much,
Please call me Mother Single Flower.
14.
My parents are always worried that I spend money indiscriminately,
But I never thought about it,
Do I have any money to spend indiscriminately?
15.
You say I'm short,
Joke
You're the one who can't hold your head up before me forever.
16.
If life deceives you,
No Rush,
Take out your beauty phone to cheat life.
17.
Back in the day
Small waist,
Now
Empty sigh with a lot of fat.
18.
When I was a child, I made a wish,
I hope I can have 100 yuan of pocket money every day,
When I grow up, my wish comes true,
The monthly salary is really only 3,000 per month!
19.
Others are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting,
I'm more powerful,
Stir-frying, steaming and frying,
Eat everything.
20.
Woman: "Do you have a cold?"
Man: "How do you know? Is my voice a little hoarse?"
Woman: "No, I see that you smoke from only one nostril when you smoke." ”