Plato with a split personality (2)
According to the locals, the soles of the feet are almost empty, with large holes set of small holes, vertical shafts and horizontal holes, crisscrossing and stretching in the dark world. The most dry caves are composed of huge halls, ground cracks, and long corridors, and strange rocks are craggy. We'll have a dark river skylight, a water cave, and maybe an underground lake. The entrance to the cave blew a bone-soaked wind in the summer and smoked like a wisp of white mist in the winter. Some holes can walk for a kilometer with twists and turns, up and down, and then the road is cut off again. All we heard was the sound of running water. There was another fork hole next to it, and Tong Xinxin and I got into it with flashlights.
The hole wasn't too deep, and we cautiously retreated, and the other hole was very low. I thought that if it was winter, Tong Xin might have to take off his down jacket, he had become burly in the past two years, I was neither fat nor thin, and I could only take off my cotton clothes and climb over first to see what was going on. Fortunately, the cave is warm in winter and cool in summer, and the water never freezes. Climb four or five meters into it, there is no cave, it is a hall, there is a wide skylight above the head, the mountain and stone are towering, steep and grandiose, there is a pillar of optimus. The high rock is abrupt, with stone flags, stone drums, and stone curtains. We turned right, and it was another fork in the road. You can get out there, but the entrance of the cave is a cliff, and I judged that it was right in the middle of the sinkhole. And when I went to the left, I came across a straight hole.
Tong Xinxin is addicted to being a bandit leader. He boasted to me that there were one hundred and eight heroes under his hands, not the kind of Song Jiang brothers who could only use guns and fists, but there were fifty real rifles and dozens of gunpowder guns, and they used Mandrill Cave as an old camp.
Xiao Lizi said that in the past, there was indeed a bandit leader named Lu Sihai in their village who set up camp in the cave we climbed into, and outsiders did not know the inside story, and thought that he was hoisted into the cave with a rope from the sinkhole, and it was said that he was Spider-Man, who had the ability to climb rocks with his bare hands. In fact, the smooth rock sheep over there can't even go up. Lu Sihai went outside to serve as a soldier when he was young, got drunk and went crazy and killed the chief and fled back, and also served as the head of Shilan Township. In February 1952, he drank blood and swore with people in Wantang, swore to brothers, lived and died together, and grabbed guns to establish the Anti-Communist National Salvation Army, and accepted funds and ammunition from the big spy Zhang Kefeng, and he served as the battalion commander. After that, Lu Sihai robbed the people's property, killed the cadres of the land reform work team, attacked the people's armed forces and attacked the district people's government, and then let the anti-bandit People's Liberation Army arrest and bring him to justice, and was executed in Shilan Township on June 22, 1951.
Tong Xinxin and I went into the adolescent forest immediately after drinking orange soda at a cold drink shop in Maguan Town, and he played the knight at the square masquerade, pretending that his motorcycle was a horse. He took me to the mandrill cave bandits' lair. He took the opportunity to beat me, stabbed me in the neck with both hands, and slammed my fist on the head, knocking me down on a bed of leopard skin in the bandits' den. He ordered five of his brothers to swarm up and continue to fight at me, still hitting me on the head with his old fists, stomping on my stomach and stomping on my waist, almost breaking my bones.
"Tong Xinxin, you are too cruel to me. "I lay on my back on the bed of the leopard-skin bandits, and I burst into tears.
When Tong Xinxin heard me begging him, she felt even more excited, and jumped with her feet around the bed one after another. He jumped up more than a meter high, and thought he was competing against others at the school sports meeting when he was a student. When his nose went crazy, he didn't know why he had a lot of blood, and he plugged one nostril with a napkin, but the blood from the slap of his hand didn't go to the water to wash it, and he turned my face one after another.
"Tian Sen, you are bad, you have bullied my brothers and broken up, leaving me alone as the commander of the bare pole. Now I'm so pitiful, my parents and brother don't want me anymore because of my drug use. ”
"At the beginning, Tong Xinxin was honest, taking advantage of his five broken guns and the opportunity of being the squad leader of the security police team under the bandit leader Zhang Kefeng to drag back a few guns, and also got more than a dozen guns from the remnants of the 327th Division of the Kuomintang to gather ordinary people and second-rate people who did not know the truth as bandits, and then took refuge in Lu Sihai, a military doctor and drug dealer, and blocked the road and robbed in embarrassment. ”
"Prostitute, Tian Sen, do you think I really can't tell the difference between good guys and bad guys after taking drugs? Tian Sen, I like you, you are the first brave man I have ever known in a cold drink shop and among the partisans in the castle. I'm willing to dance with you after drinking orange soda. ”
"Come on, Tong Xinxin, even if Mu Tangjie doesn't show up and take off the wooden shell mask that your cat is wearing, we are crazy in the Iron Factory Hotel. The Masked Rider will be defeated. ”
"The Masked Singer is already on the stage, and you listen carefully to him. ”
Tong Xinxin sang in a loud voice: "I like the feeling of leaving my parents and brothers, you can understand the pain." ”
I stood up barefoot from the patterned leopard skin, and sang and danced around my treasure partner, limping. I sang, "My telepathy gets a moment of silence." There is no answer I want in the bandits' den, and only healing is the broken heart. ”
He sang, "My love, take your hand back to the adolescent forest." The snoozing cat brings our friends to greet. Where is Mu Tangjie? I'm your darling, and I haven't suffered enough. ”
I sang, "We left our homes on a starry night." ”
In front of him is a bottomless and cold straight hole. I guess it's probably connected to the Sanxiao Cave, and at least there should be a crack in the ground. My treasure finder picked up a bowl-sized gem and threw it in, and immediately startled a small group of squeaky bats.
"Tian Sen, the castle guerrillas have different ideas. ”
"I know freaks who drink orange soda in cold drink shops. ”
"The position of the station is different, how do you tell me to understand you. ”
"It's as if everything I've been through has chilled my heart. ”
Tong Xinxin unknowingly turned thirty years old, she was really tall, and she wore a black down jacket. He was burly on the surface, and he looked very strong, but in fact, he had no flesh in his belly. Smoking emptied his former best body, only his cheeks were not fat, there were no less than six or seven small pimples, and it had never changed for more than ten years. His face grew longer and narrower, sometimes his beard was unshaven, sometimes he was clean-shaven. His hairstyle still hasn't changed, and I continue to laugh at my sister's head.
"Tong Xinxin, what will you look like if you cut your hair short?"
"I don't like to cut my hair short, or I just shave it all. ”
"Including the hairs around the thighs and belly buttons?"
"Tell me, Tian Sen, do you think you can stay a little?"
"Crazy convulsions, shaving your eyebrows, people think you have leprosy. ”
"You seem to have said you liked my eyebrows across the bridge. ”
"And the eyelashes, with a metallic finish. ”
"Believe it or not, I even bare my eyelashes together. ”
"Even if you're willing to eat, I'm not in the mood to care about you. ”
"Then Tian Sen, why did you teach me to be indifferent. You are necrotic!"
Tong Xinxin not only carried his clumsy shotgun with him, but also carried a cloth bag and loaded it into the mountains to find treasure tools. He has loved riding motorcycles since he was a teenager and bought a Lexus, and we went to the adolescent forest to find the Blackworks Inn, and he was still willing to take me on a motorcycle. When he got rich, he rode a motorcycle and wore only a black down jacket, and I was talking about winter. Forest roads are easier to traverse by motorbike, and it's also easier to find a place to store them. If it happens that the cat naps and enters the castle doorway quickly.
The shotgun I carried was much shorter than Tong Xinxin's. The guide, Xiao Lizi, also has a sickle in his hand, which is used to cut thorns that block the road. Every time he went out of the ironworks inn, he would say with a little apology: "Fix the fierce place." ”
"You don't say I have too much body hair. Tong Xinxin suddenly said angrily, "I have long said that I shaved off my eyebrows." ”
"I'll help you get the feathers with a scythe. The guide said.
"It's not your turn, let Tian Sen do it. He laughs.
"What are you going to do with your eyelashes like overlord thorns?"
"I think it's burned with a lighter. He was eager to try.
I had to coax him immediately, or I would turn my face and scold him.
"Come, give me the lighter machine to keep for you. ”
The lighter used by Tong Xinxin is pure silver, with a small pistol shape, as if he bought it from somewhere when he and his triplet sister got married. "Secret prostitute, you want to steal my pistol!"
"Ugly," I said, "disgusting." ”
I knew that he didn't have the drug, so he didn't show up to be realistic, including my body image was completely normal. He's vomiting.
"Sometimes I suspect that you are scolding your wife by scolding me. ”
"She's not qualified enough to remind me. Tong Xinxin said.
"Is the damage of K powder worse than that of methamphetamine?"
"You know k-fans? I love LSD. He said.
I asked, "What the hell is that?"
Tong Xinxin said: "Hallucinogens represent, odorless liquids. ”
I scolded, "Fuck, damn it!"
"It's very absorbable, and there are also colored tablets," he says. ”
I said, "I'm afraid you still want to go to drug rehabilitation." ”
Tong Xinxin said: "I like the increased sensitivity deformity. ”
It is not always necessary to have a guide, Xiao Lizi, present. Because, Tong Xinxin spent money to buy the colorful rays that Xiao Lizi picked up in the Screw Beach Waterfall in the primeval forest, and put them into the water and colorful pebbles, and he is now very interested in being a guide. Originally, the two of us had the idea of taking a risk, hoping to go to the bottom of the sinkhole.
", stop playing games with me. He scolded.
Tong Xinxin went crazy again in the Iron Factory Hotel, jumping around.
"I feel like you look like that three-flower face on stage. ”
"Tian Sen, don't you know? I'm from the circus. ”
"I thought you came to the center of the stage from the picture of the Mussorgsky exhibition hall, and if you look closely, you are not a dwarf. ”
"But I'm going to be beastly in a circus cage. ”
"The music master drank to death, what about you, Tong Xinxin?"
"I would suddenly fall to the ground and foam at the mouth while looking for treasure. ”
"Then I'll bare your eyelashes right away. ”
"Hurry up, after shaving my body hair, I feel comfortable. ”
"Tell me, Tong Xinxin, why do you like down jackets?"
"In the hallucination, I will become a big bird that flies freely. ”
"Because you took it easy and ate the vomit. I said.
"No," he said, "I might be having nightmares." ”
So we saw Diamond Mountain, shining brightly. I thought that it would be better to leave the sinkhole without danger, and that I had to save my life to take the diamonds I had picked, otherwise there would be no point in sneaking into the adolescent forest. My treasure hunting partner had tan cheeks and rough skin for a while, but his teeth were still white and he didn't lose a single tooth. Tong Xinxin told me that he was indeed full of curiosity about the magic palace built by the legendary gunsmith on our street, which was too mysterious.
He suddenly scolded me: "You steal people, and no one cares about you." ”
"Even the castle is known to be your business. ”
"Well, I may not be able to stop you. ”
"You actually hate me and gnash your teeth. "I stared at him.
When the effect of the medicine passed, Tong Xinxin couldn't remember what she had said to me. After drilling for nearly two hours, I walked out of the mandrill cave.
We were walking at the bottom of the sinkhole, trying to escape from the primeval forest.