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The network is big, and it is becoming more and more presumptuous.
When it comes to the Internet University, the keyword "rotten" automatically pops up in the audience's mind.
Don't blame the audience, now the quality of the Internet University is getting worse and worse, refreshing the audience's bottom line again and again, and piling up a so-called movie with all kinds of outrageous plots.
Now, someone has put the abacus on martial arts films.
Jackie Chan, Jet Li and other martial arts actors have aged one after another, and the good stories of chivalry are gone, and even top martial arts film directors like Tsui Hark have to compromise with traffic in casting.
However, the Internet University not only dared to shoot, but also dared to remake the classic - "New Dragon Gate Inn".
didn't even change the name and went online directly, no surprise, all the gains were bad reviews-
Next, let's talk about what this network has become.
The plot is changed and feelings are sold
The story of the 92 version of "New Dragon Gate Inn" takes place in a desolate and mysterious desert, and the gold inlaid jade played by Maggie Cheung is comfortable in the Dragon Gate Inn to deal with the disputes of various forces.
And Zhou Huai'an played by Liang Jiahui is a typical martial arts warrior, who does not hesitate to start a life-and-death struggle with the master of Dongchang in order to save Zhongliang, and the emotional entanglement between him and Jin Jiyu also makes the audience deeply empathetic.
The story of the large version of "New Dragon Gate Inn" unfolds at sea.
Jin Zhuyu (Lou Yixiao) built a boat to make a living at sea, and Zhou Huai'an (Liang Sen) obtained a "confidential map of coastal defense" for Jin Jianyu to help take care of it, and left.
In order to get this picture, the Japanese and Jinyiwei boarded the ship one after another, and Zhou Huai'an returned many years later and inexplicably married Jin Jiyu, and finally joined forces with Jinyiwei to defeat the Japanese Kou.
The standard Internet routine is just four words: no logic.
Except that the name of the protagonist in the film is the same as the name of the character in "New Dragon Gate Inn", what does this film have to do with the previous work!
Even the "Dragon Gate Inn" became the name of the ship.
So what can this network rely on to retain the audience?
Actress figure.
At the beginning, the woman in the inn was chased and killed by the Japanese who got on the boat, and one fell to the ground without paying attention, and her shoulders and long legs were all exposed.
In the next second, the woman's expression was charming, and she pulled her skirt up to let her beautiful legs be seen at a glance.
Sure enough, the eyes of the widow who chased her were glowing golden, and then, a group of disheveled women appeared in the camera, tempting the men in front of them with various movements and expressions that could not be put on the stage.
Who is tempting, the director doesn't say it, everyone knows it.
When the proprietress Jin Jiaoyu appeared, she was wearing a skirt or pants, a few strips of cloth were scattered, and the roots of her thighs were exposed.
All the crew's efforts in costumes are to make the gold inlaid jade show their thighs.
When walking, strips of cloth with high slits flutter with the body, and two large white legs alternately "appear".
When you sit down, you should also stretch your legs and pose, and the audience knows what the director's purpose is.
The female villains in the play are the same, they all went to kill, they didn't even choose the right clothes, and when they "flew", they only saw two white dangling legs.
The highlight of the whole film seems to be only the actress's thighs.
The casting is outrageous, and I can't stand it
It's not surprising that the shoddy painting style of the Internet University is not surprising, but the casting of the film still gave me a little "shock".
I thought it was outrageous, I didn't think it was so outrageous.
The first one, the actor of gold and jade: Lou Yixiao.
Lou Yixiao is also the memory of a generation, and Hu Yifei in "Love Apartment" has captured the hearts of many audiences.
But in "New Dragon Gate Inn", she looks like this-
If you look closely, there is not much change in the facial features, but the whole face is swollen like a big steamed bun, and the crooked face and mouth are also obvious.
Her makeup in the film is also ridiculously ugly, her eyebrows are as thick as two caterpillars, and the two red tear moles dotted at the corners of her eyes have an inexplicably eerie atmosphere.
also has Lou Yixiao's demeanor, she doesn't have the style of a female star at all, with a big waist and a round waist, a hunched back, and a forward neck.
Let her play the domineering and amorous gold-inlaid jade, the gap is too big.
In the 92 version of "New Dragon Gate Inn", Maggie Cheung's gold inlaid jade exudes a kind of charm from her bones, and the corners of her eyes and eyebrows are all amorous, which is a classic.
second, Zhou Huai'an's actor: Liang Sen.
When it comes to this name, show fans are more familiar, he is the bald trainee in "Youth with You 3".
In the film, he plays Zhou Huai'an, which is the role played by Liang Jiahui in the old version.
I have to say that Liang Sen, who has hair, is completely a passerby, and the word "handsome" has nothing to do with it, and his pale lips seem to faint due to low blood sugar anytime and anywhere.
Especially when he and Lou Yixiao are in the same frame, the two of them look like thieves, not only do they have no "CP sense", but they look like thieves discussing bad things.
Why don't you two stop acting, go back to live streaming and sell goods and be idols.
The third place, Qiu Moyan's actor: Lu Danni.
Qiu Moyan is a chivalrous man, and Lu Danni has no chivalry at all.
The face is full of technology and ruthlessness, and the European-style big pairs of two eyes look different, with pouting lips and full apple muscles.
The whole face is unusually flat, the facial expression is very unnatural when speaking, full of silicone, and he challenges Qiu Moyan with an "Internet celebrity face", and he is really bold.
Moreover, she spoke with her voice in her voice throughout the whole process, and only shouted "Brother Huai'an", a good Jianghu woman has become an Internet celebrity little white flower.
Not to mention the others, the actresses are almost all "plastic faces", and they are afraid that their movements will be too big when they are filming, and the prosthesis will fly to my face.
The only past character in the whole film is the puppeteer played by Chen Zhipeng, and the makeup looks not the same level as others.
Epilogue:
ruined the martial arts classics like this, no wonder the audience was angry, it was the memory of a generation.
The online version of "New Dragon Gate Inn", which does not talk about logic, does not watch the plot, is the biggest in love, and the figure is the selling point, and inserts a few clips in the short video template at random, and it becomes a movie.
With classic feelings and gimmicks, and using some unpopular means to retain the audience, how did such a film pass the review.
Internet University is a big movie on the Internet, not a big market for bad movies on the Internet.
Please ask the creators to focus on the quality of the film, don't shoot something that costs money to find scolding, and in the end only the actors and creators are hurt.
What do you think are the shortcomings of this large version of "New Dragon Gate Inn" compared with the old version?
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