It is the most awesome thing to be able to realize the that I bragged about when I was a child| Cold Joke 2788 & Last year today 2430

February 16, 2024

A sad little girl who lost her New Year's money suddenly became insatiable

authentic

I'm too lazy to be a military advisor to my love brain friend, I'm now her love warlord, and I'll give her a shot when she opens her mouth

Biting on the railing for a while

Chinese-style birth: It doesn't matter if you like the child or not

It doesn't matter if you can give your child love and companionship

It doesn't matter if you have a good family environment and financial means.

It doesn't matter who you live with

The important thing is to give birth to the child

@TV Elite Fortune

I thought that the saying "seven days to develop a habit" was a lie, but what happened!

If you work hard, they can get them to get a Ph.D., and you can be recruited as a master's degree

@会星座的昆丁

Sometimes I really admire myself, although I don't have much money, but I really dare to spend it.

It is the most awesome thing to be able to realize the that I bragged about when I was a child

@羊崽打工日记

Friends, when you're at home, don't forget that there are already a lot of people at work (even for days).

#不管是啥游戏, you can add a little bit of farming to it#

Coordinate seats

I still remember that year my dad hid thousands of dollars

I found out, I told my mother, and in the end the money was confiscated

But my dad didn't blame me, but he started to quit smoking, didn't go to parties, and made a good buck anyway

Two months later, I had my summer vacation

My father said to my mother: "I have saved 8,000 yuan in the past two months, so let's make up for a few courses for my children during the summer vacation."

"With the extra money left, buy a few sets of test papers for your children to brush up on the questions and consolidate their knowledge"

When people arrived at the airport, they found out that they were bringing teaching resources

I hope that the beginning of the next life will be a rich second generation, and my parents are too busy to manage it, so I live in a big villa by myself with 100,000 pocket money per month

And then send: I don't need a lot of money, I need a lot of love

See you tomorrow

I'm sorry, stop scolding | Last year today 2430

2023-02-16

@羊崽打工日记

One day, I asked the company whether it was a single day off or a big week, and he said that it was two days off a month.

I'm sorry, stop scolding

@全是老梗:

The four most embarrassing things in life:

at a friend's house... No paper...

at a friend's house... There is paper... No water to flush...

at a friend's house... There is paper... There is water flushing... Can't rush down...

at a friend's house... There is paper and water... Rush down... It's up again......

"How much do you know about our company?"

How crowded is Shenzhen Line 11

@lincnotfound

8:23: Calls to Mom, no answer.

8:57: Calls to mom, no answer.

9:12: Calls to mom, no answer.

9:26: Calls to mom, no answer.

9:27: Go take a shower.

9:33: 27 missed calls from mom.

9:34: Calls to mom, no answer.

@Leklchenn：

Recently, I liked a passage very much: "There is really no need to worry about the future in three or five years, everyone is optimistic, maybe everything will be wrong at that time, and it will suddenly become clear." Now is the best time to have fun and reconcile with the world. Let's take a break from thinking about those troubles. Listen to your favorite songs, take photos you want to take, and eat your favorite desserts. Give good luck a little time, just be yourself, and good luck will definitely come as promised. ”

#首先chatgpt不是公司, OpenAI is the company. Secondly, OpenAI uses a variety of cloud resources (at least in terms of ChatGPT public services), and it needs to detonate many data centers in many places. Considering the redundant nature of cloud services, to completely eradicate all possible backups, it is recommended to carry the nuclear soccer used by the president. #

It's so tempting, can you sit in the bathtub and touch the meat pad while eating!

A coat that puts raindrops on your body

@peachi_ 95

I really hope that the moving forest is my real life, so all I need to do tomorrow is sleep until the afternoon, get up and water the flowers, and then say hello to my cat friends, shake all the money off the tree, and save it as a mortgage to pay off a tanuki.

What otherworldly exchange rates

@舞动浣熊:

Friday represents the end of the working day and the great weekend that is coming. Great, awe-inspiring, admirable, outstanding, noble Fridays, especially Friday nights, can only be described as flawless. On Friday, you can't do it without you in the working dynasty.

Remembered

Anyway, your tongue is too curly, right?

@追风少年刘全有:

Every time I see someone say, "This kind of xxx also has people who believe it", I feel inferior, because I really believe it.

See you tomorrow