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Today's tweet: No, you call this thing a trumpet?

author:A little fox who travels through time

I went home for two days without a break, and I was in a hurry!

In fact, I am very cold-blooded from the heart, for these relatives, I really don't want to continue, just take a few aunts as an example, a few years ago, my grandmother broke her leg, couldn't move, and didn't see anyone to serve, I came once a month, stayed for an hour or two, ate something that my grandmother hid, or came to eat in the morning and left, and didn't even change clothes, so I really don't have any family affection for these relatives, if I can break it completely!

Lao Tzu has studied metamorphosis all his life, but he didn't expect to encounter it this time!

"Drifting in My Life" osmanthus ice powder

Today's tweet: No, you call this thing a trumpet?

Mu Xi experienced a tragic and incoherent love catastrophe, and just after he died, he was ready to soar. Unexpectedly, he was not the main owner of the tribulation, he was the one who accompanied others through the tribulation......

Watt: When you get paid for the finale, you tell me it's a second time?

Mu Xichi stopped the guy who was the best in the Six Realms and the dead and alive guy he once loved, "Little brother (roll up your sleeves), let's have a good fight!"

Later, the two of them who were "not cold in the bones" talked about the love scripture: "If you want to have three treasures for love, grow well, be lucky, and die early." ”

N years later, Lao Attack: "If you understand domestic violence, you will get crippled." ”

"How Big Cats Are Raised" Beaver

Today's tweet: No, you call this thing a trumpet?

Li Nanluo, the second son of the Prime Minister of Huaxu Guofu, was charged with killing his father and slaughtering the mansion overnight, and he was injust, so he had to follow a cat demon and embark on the road of escape.

The cat demon passed on his demonic powers, took him to meet the enemy, first saved him, protected him, and later teased him and kissed him, so there was no one else in his eyes.

"Ah Ye, you will always be by my side......" The plain-clothed young man looked serious, with expectation on his face, and the silver-haired demon provoked a pair of cat eyes, "Hmph, stupid human, your life is just a blink of an eye for me." ”

The cat demon who said this sentence disappeared from his eyes one day.

When he said goodbye, Li Nanluo changed from a gentle young man to a cold marquis, controlling the monster in the palm of his hand, and that demon turned out to be the prince and concubine of Xia Qiguo.

On that day, the envoys of Xia Qiguo, the chariots and horses were juxtaposed, and the flags fluttered above the city tower, and the ministers of Huaxu Kingdom looked at the Marquis of Dongye, who had never lost his honor, and his expression changed dramatically and he shouted: "The night sky - you dare to come back!"

After that, I saw the prince and the prince drop the prince in full view of everyone, and ran after the marquis of Huaxu Kingdom, and then the two of them looked at each other at the banquet and sparks splashed.

I thought I was going to fight, but I saw the prince and the prince pick up the drunken Dongye Marquis and leave the table by himself, leaving the monarchs and ministers of the two countries in astonishment and inexplicable.

"Night sky, let go of me! How dare you-" The moon was dark and the wind was high, the marquis of brocade clothes was disheveled and his hands were tied, and the silver-haired demon raised his cat's eyes, his eyes were deep, "My master, you are very unbehaved......"

This is the story of a feral cat that ran away from home and was eventually domesticated.

It is also a story of a wild cat raising a domestic cat (licking cat).

"This mutant only accepts as a mate" The grumpy fire rabbit

Today's tweet: No, you call this thing a trumpet?

What should I do when the end comes? Lin Yi said that hugging the big guy's thick thighs can resolve all crises.

Zero, the offspring of the virus infected humans, the only surviving alien who has not been zombieized, an all-round new human who wants to have a brain and a brain and a beautiful appearance, is a complete love brain.

At that time, he was a baby crying and chirping to hug after Dr. Lin's buttocks, and at the moment he is a fool crying and chirping to fuck after Dr. Lin's buttocks.

Lin Yi, the supreme executive officer of the base, is foul-mouthed if he doesn't agree with one word, stumbling at a disagreement with two words, and moving a knife without saying a word.

Born a bad seed is his label, but when the end comes, he becomes a younger brother.

At that time, he gave Zero as many mouthfuls as he wanted, and how many times he had to pretend to be a grandson at this moment.

I thought that with the "nurturing grace" of Zero, I could be sheltered by Zero at the end of the day, but I didn't expect Zero to turn his face and refuse to recognize people and decide to find his own kind.

Lin Yi panicked, "What do you want? power, money, status, I can give you anything!"

Zero, "mating." ”

Lin Yi was stunned, "What?"

Zero stretched out his right index finger and plunged into the caged fist of his left hand.

Lin Yi couldn't bear to reveal his scars, "But I'm frigid......"

Zero, "Just put it in and take it out." ”

Lin Yi: Lao Tzu has studied metamorphosis all his life, but he didn't expect to encounter it this time!

"Game online dating is not advisable" Wan Lai

Today's tweet: No, you call this thing a trumpet?

After the merger of the old and new districts, Jiang Wei picked up a newcomer apprentice with a soft and cute ID, cute modeling, and a well-behaved personality.

- It's just that there are few words.

The two of them work together every day to get off dungeons, brush materials, and make equipment, and they get along well and tacitly, which can be called a model of district service.

Later, he realized that the apprentice didn't seem to be a little new.

Jiang Wei: It's not a big problem

Later, I found out that the apprentice didn't seem to be a little Lori.

Jiang Wei: It's not a big problem...... bar

Finally fell off the horse.

He looked at the black-clothed sword fairy with the number one ID above his head, and listened to the pink-skirted Lori beside him calmly quibble: [Master, this is the trumpet]

Jiang Xi: "......"

You call this thing a trumpet?!

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