On February 8, "It's Coming" premiered online.
The film was launched in 2019 and was made according to the standards of a theatrical blockbuster.
It has been hidden in the snow for five years for various reasons, but I didn't expect it to be released in the Spring Festival file on the Internet suddenly, "It's Coming" is star-studded, and the main creative team in front of and behind the scenes can be called luxurious, I thought it was a dimensionality reduction blow to the Internet University.
But after watching the movie, my first reaction was anger!
The barrage is full of screens and refunds! It is known as a comedy, and the audience is depressed, and it is time for the sketch movie to leave!
Not to mention the configuration of the movie, it can be played even if it is a cinema blockbuster.
Director Liu Fenfeng is known as a ghost talent.
The first self-written and directed "Green Hat" has won numerous awards, "Half Sea and Half Flame" is so large that the mainland market does not dare to release it, as the screenwriter Liu Fenfen's "Bath", "Flying Over the Old People's Home", "Brave New World", "Love Malatang" and "Subway to Spring" are also the favorites of many fans.
Screenwriter Zhang Yibai is an all-round filmmaker.
The director's "Carry on Love to the End" has made Li Yapeng and Xu Jinglei idols, both the director and the screenwriter are at the level of the industry's big names.
Such a combination of choreographers and directors naturally invited many stars to help.
Qiao Shan, Bao Bell, Liao Fan, Tong Liya, Du Jiang, Fan Wei, Wei Daxun and other 20 stars starred in the film, according to the announcement of Beijing Culture, one of the producers, the cost of Beijing Culture's investment in "Come to the Come" alone is as high as 53 million, plus there are several producers of the movie, the final cost of the film is probably not a small number.
But even if the cost of the movie is 53 million, the performance of "Here It Comes" is quite disappointing.
The movie adopts an online payment system, and it looks confident. According to statistics, the box office of the movie on the first day was only more than 220,000.
The word-of-mouth is even more bad, and the audience is swiping "refunding" the money in the barrage, this kind of grand occasion is rare in the Internet University, why? What is the problem with "It's Coming"?
"It's All Coming" can't be called a movie.
This film is composed of five small stories that have nothing to do with each other, all of which are about 15 minutes to 20 minutes long, to put it bluntly, five sketches make up a movie, the most excessive thing is that it is different from the platter movie "My Motherland and Me", everyone has the same theme, and this time "Come and Come" doesn't even have a bottom line.
The title "It's Coming" is actually the first story starring Qiao Shan and Bao Bell, and it is also the only unit in the whole film that is still a comedy.
The next four stories make people have high blood pressure throughout the whole process, and such a movie dares to claim to be a Spring Festival comedy blockbuster, and many viewers are depressed and scold themselves for being a "big baby"!
I am curious: Where did the 53 million cost go?
The movie is composed of five stories: "It's Coming", "The Child is Young", "Everyone is Gone", "Once Loved" and "The New Year".
Among them, the one that is quite passable is "The Great New Year".
Liao Fan and Fan Wei have a double actor lineup, plus a Tong Liya, and the whole process is filmed on the rooftop of the building.
The story is very simple, the Chinese New Year's Eve, the moment of family fun, Liao Fan and Tong Liya are preparing to receive their own box lunch because of frustration, and the old security guard played by Fan Wei is just the last day of retirement, and they must not be ignored when they meet.
Chinese New Year's Eve, dumplings, New Year's greetings, Fan Wei and so on add up, which makes me feel like watching the Spring Festival Gala sketches.
Fan Wei's acting skills are really amazing, even in this kind of bad movie, I feel natural and smooth.
It can be said that the whole movie is really sorry for Fan Wei's acting skills, when "The Long Season" had just become a god, there was such a bad movie to attract word-of-mouth, and "It's Coming" really made Fan Wei miserable.
The remaining four stories, I summarize in one sentence, are not as good as the level of online short videos.
"It's Coming", led by Qiao Shan, with Bao Bell making a cameo, is also the main unit of the movie.
said that Qiao Shan and Bao Bell were two fox friends and were going to go to the zoo to play, but they didn't expect the zoo to be restricted, Qiao Shan was not convinced, and took Bao Bell over the wall into the zoo, there are a total of four laughs in the whole film, three are Qiao Shan's pranks to tease Bao Bell.
I was bitten by a poisonous scorpion for a while, and my brother wanted to save me, and then I made a grimace, hehe, tease you.
For a while, it was electrified by the grid, and the hands danced. It turns out to be funny.
Then it was electrified by the power grid, and this time Bao Bell believed it again and gave Qiao Shan a mallet. This part is the best movie I have the best experience, and it is a good game!
A stalk has been played three times, and the director's talent can be seen.
What was the last joke? Qiao Shan called his wife the king of all beasts, is it funny? In the end, these two people had the audacity to tease the tiger and became someone's lunch.
At the end of the film, the reporter reported on the incident, so that everyone should not ignore the rules.
"The Child is Young" is about the bear child, and in the end, the honest man broke out, and the bear child crashed into the hot pot.
"Everyone is Gone" is about bad old men. Wei Daxun and "Xie Guangkun" starring, simply put, Xie Guangkun smoked in the elevator, Wei Daxun reminded him, Xie Guangkun exploded, and came to the sentence I started crazy, I was afraid, so I was excited and gone.
Xie Guangkun's filial son and grandson naturally found Wei Daxun, but in the end, it was an honest man who broke out.
At the end of the film, it began to sublimate again, and the reporter reported, reminding everyone that the bear child should be strictly disciplined, and not to fall into the moral kidnapping where everyone is gone.
"Once Loved" is the most beginningless and endless.
Du Jiang plays a fugitive and runs to a noodle restaurant for dinner, Xiaomei, the daughter of the noodle shop owner, falls in love with Du Jiang at a glance, and then the two ride motorcycles all over the street to find a mobile phone charger, Du Jiang wants to find his first love to go to Zhou Huajian's concert to confess, Xiaomei is possessed by a sheep and a sheep, and she insists on following. As a result, the white moonlight of the people did not come.
Xiaomei confessed at the concert, I thought it was a love story.
Unexpectedly, the police rushed in the next second and arrested Du Jiang, it was raining heavily in the sky, and Xiaomei was crying miserably and miserably.
Du Jiang also scratched his heart with a hundred claws.
I wondered, you two don't even know your names, and you haven't been together for more than a day, is love so unforgettable?
I'm still curious, what happened to Du Jiang?
As a result, this story is gone! At the end of the film, it reminds everyone not to be a fugitive.
Director, are you really going to be angry with me?
The so-called five story cores of the movie are that children understand the truth, and then play it again with a boring and boring plot, the whole film does not have any special effects and big scenes, and each actor does not have much appearance time, and every story is basically a scene to the end.
Where is the 53 million cost spent? Where is the bottom line of domestic bad films?