Putting college students and New Year's goods together is to put the mice into the rice bowl and Bajie to the watermelon field
author:Little Brother 2i2N
Putting college students and New Year's goods together is to put the mice into the rice bowl and Bajie to the watermelon field
I used to eat so many sugar oranges in the middle of the night, I really vomited and diarrhea, yes, it was at the same time [crying silently] [crying silently] [crying silently] [crying silently]
My mother said that my brother just told Hanako not to eat overnight, as long as the food is not put away, he finds out, and it will definitely be gone the next day
When I was a child, my dad bought a piece of instant noodles, a 24-pack piece, and our three siblings ate half of it in one afternoon [covering their faces]
There is no food left at home [tears]
If you really dare to put delicious food in my house, it's better to put it in the same room with mice, at least rats can't eat so much
Hot knowledge: You will only be full when you eat, and you can eat for a long time when you eat vegetables alone [Look]
My dad's crispy pork and pork ribs that he fried for two hours were finished by me playing games at night [Tears Run] [Tears Run]
When I was a child, I fried the pork lard residue left over from my grandmother's house, and while my grandparents were playing cards, I sneaked into the kitchen, dipped in sugar while showing off, and fed the dog by the way, and when my grandmother remembered to ask for pork lard residue buns at night, there was no residue left [covering face] [covering face]
When I was a child, at my grandmother's house, I took out all the things she hid and ate [covering her face], and she guarded me from rats
My best friend got married the next day, and the night before she pulled me to steal the sweet roasted white that was going to be served the next day, and the reason for pulling me was to strengthen my courage and share the firepower...... [covers face] [covers face] [covers face]
There is a brother and a dog, everything is okay [yawn]
Good guys, good guys, good guys
Dad: Why are you still stunned! Get up and take a look!
When the rat was full, he stopped, and some people were full and he rested for a while, got up and continued to eat [Look]
No brothers, no dogs, and rats [laughs] [laughs] [laughs] [laughs] [laughs] [laughs]
When I was a child, my mother said that eating pine nuts makes a lot of trouble in your head, I want to ask you, do you eat two catties, do you have a pain in your head?
Yes, this is the mentality, in the end, when there is almost no handful left, you have to worry about whether to eat or not. [laughs]
What a warehouse This is a cafeteria [look]
Hahaha
Yellow face and thin muscles [sad]
[smiles] I thought my mom was using this trick [witty]
You're really 6, [innocent] are all busy in vain
No, believe me, there was a cat last night, and it climbed up the tenth floor and ate it all up, and then climbed down!
When I was a child, I carried my brother's pot, and when he grew up, he couldn't help me carry the pot??
How is this kind of thing unified across the country?
When my cousin got married, my cousin and I kept a stall, afraid that cats, dogs and mice would come to eat at night, but my brother and I spun a little bit at night, which one spun a little [cover face] [cover face] [cover face] [cover face] [cover face] [cover face] [cover face] [cover face]
My mother gave birth to my sister in confinement, I ate three chickens, and the peach tree branch that my grandmother was looking for was going to smoke me, but she thought a lot about it but didn't think I was greedy [covering my face]