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Where did this matchmaker come from, he introduced the little girl to a vegetative person, and said that he would wake up in a few days, what kind of matchmaker should he be if he has this ability, treat diseases and save people!
The matchmaker introduced the blind date to what extent, it is definitely beyond your imagination, don't shirk the girl, people are not ready to pay for it, and this point has to be accumulated for him.
It turns out that if there is a microwave oven at home, even if the conditions are very good, then in the mouth of the matchmaker, how to say that if there are two microwave ovens at home, you can directly blow it into a big boss, right?
Not to mention the matchmaker, even my aunt is not reliable as a matchmaker these days, how could I think of introducing a divorced man in his 30s to my niece who is just 20 years old, the man is still so sloppy, no wonder the girl's parents are angry!
The matchmaker claimed that the blind date had opened a company with thousands of employees, and he dared to love that these thousands of employees were hard-working little bees, and there was nothing bad about beekeeping, so why should it be so exaggerated?
At a glance, I can't tell whether this is a matchmaker or HR, do you know how high the monthly salary of a personal care worker is, this is not an introduction to the object, it looks like it is here to bury people.
The cousin and the girl only eat cold skin on a blind date, and they have to calculate clearly that they want to come back with the other party when they are half a meat bun, and such a stingy behavior can be beautified by the matchmaker to live a careful life!
Three years older is not much older, and there is no problem, but why didn't the matchmaker make it clear that she was three years older than her, the matchmaker, and introduced the 60-year-old man to the young girl, what did she think?
The matchmaker said that the other party took a fancy to netizens at a glance, and as soon as the two met, good guy, it turned out that this blind date was really just one eye!
Actually, this marriage is not indispensable, after all, if the leg is lame, it can be said that you can't see it when you walk, so you can't see it if you don't get married......
Divorce is not a shameful thing, but it is too immoral to introduce those who have not yet left, just because the man can make this kind of marriage and start a blind date to find the next one before the divorce, it means that this person is not worth contacting!
The matchmaker said that he had a stable job, worked in a hospital, but in fact worked in a hospital cafeteria, good guys, playing word games, and directly admitting that it was not a doctor is a shame?
Even if you're old, you haven't even been a good law-abiding citizen, and you want to go through such a big thing as being in prison with just one sentence of "young and vigorous".
The matchmaker said that the blind date's family was so rich that the family fried peanut oil, and this exaggerated technique made the matchmaker use it, and the Chinese teacher was ashamed!
Fat or thin, say whatever you want, don't lie, people with a height of up to 175cm are 200 pounds and say they are slightly fat, what are you kidding?
Don't believe the matchmaker's "the other party is a handsome guy" and "the guy looks very good", if the expectations are too high, you will definitely be disappointed.
I'm really curious, how can a matchmaker with a height of more than 1.6 meters dare to blow to 1.9 meters, this difference is too big, won't the matchmaker blush at all when he tells a lie?
The subtext in these blind date introductions is worth noting, filial piety to parents is what everyone should do, even this is praised as an advantage, and you really have to think about whether the other party has no other advantages.
Relatives are matchmakers, and it is really worse than outsiders to pit their own people, do you want this blessing for you?
I also found out that this introduction is too casual, so I feel my conscience and ask myself if I have done a good job?
No wonder the matchmaker said that he loves to do housework very much, and he is professional for half a day, a professional talent in a housekeeping company!
There will be no one who doesn't know that if the immediate family has been in prison, the children can't take the public examination and can't enter the public institution, this matchmaker is very bad, this is pushing the answerer into the fire pit.
Listen to what this matchmaker said, it doesn't look like you're looking for a daughter-in-law, but it looks like you're looking for a washing machine, so you should go to the home appliance market to find it!
This...... It's true that I don't like to go out, and I can't move if I want to go out, and there is a matchmaker, are you wrong about something, the nurse should go to a special agency to find it.
Introducer, tell you the truth, are you jealous of the respondent's happy and rich family, and you wish you could find someone with poor conditions?
The matchmaker's mouth, the deceitful ghost, the matchmaker's mouth doesn't have many words, in fact, it's a vegetative person!
If the introducer thinks so in his heart, then I can only say that this character is really not suitable for being a matchmaker, and it is strange that he lacks morality.
It's better to be honest when introducing a blind date, especially don't deliberately hide your condition, otherwise wouldn't it be embarrassing to be discovered......
1.5 meters is directly said to be 1.5 meters, so can you still keep jumping all the time every day to maintain 1.8 meters?
Well...... It turns out that with this kind of education, ordinary people are really unblessed.
It is said that people who are in a state of anxiety will feel dizzy when they look at this picture for more than 15 seconds, are you anxious now?