Last night, when I went to buy fried skewers, a little girl said: Auntie, why do you eat so much [laughs] Her mother hurriedly said that there are many people in Auntie's house
My son is in kindergarten and the bus saw a girl wearing a short skirt, and immediately said to me loudly, Mom, that sister is about to leak her ass without pants, and she is ashamed! The bus is quiet and almost suffocated, and immediately explained that my sister is wearing skin-colored leggings, and you don't see it clearly [laughs and cries]
Once, we met a neighbor on the third floor in the elevator, and the child pointed at her and asked loudly. Mom, is she a man or a woman?
My child once said to a man in black-rimmed glasses in an elevator: Hello, you look like my aunt! One sentence offended two people. [laughs and cries]
When the baby was very young, I met a grandmother and greeted my baby, and my baby said, Mom, grandma is not because she didn't brush her teeth, her teeth are so yellow, and she wants to escape [crying]
When I was a kid, I once went to a restaurant with my father, and one of his friends happened to be there, so I ran over to call my uncle. He teased me and said how did you see me, and I said you were so fat that no one could see me.
On the Qingming Festival, I went up the mountain with a bunch of relatives to visit the grave, and after the tribute was burned, the paper was burned, and the incense was on, my five-year-old cousin said suspiciously: Why hasn't my grandmother gotten up from the grave to eat [goodbye]