What kind of magic operations do you pretend to be successful? The experience of netizens is surprising, can you still do this?
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Your slippers are really good-looking, but why are your slippers so thick and so red?
Foreigner: "I'll just say that all Chinese know kung fu!" You see that a waiter has a unique skill!"
Okay, okay, everyone knows that you look young, everyone knows that you are in your 30s, and you still look like a little brother.
How can there be any boldness, wit and intelligence, but to see that you are different, I just hug your thighs.
Whose face is not green, if I were your relative, I would be stunned, brother, you are really brave.
Teacher: "This student is amazing, his thinking is clear, the result is correct, he doesn't even bother to write the steps for such a difficult question, praise it well!"
As long as I play fast, losing the game is not my problem, and a few of you teammates should reflect on it.
Is it accurate?
Accurate!
Shoot the basket according to my posture, just practice a few more times, and then brush yourself away, and hide your merit and fame.
We are not very interested in the rich second generation, we just want to know, sister, how did you buy two houses at a young age, teach the children!
Child, we won't go to kindergarten today, mom can't pass this hurdle, you come to help mom fight.
The moment the poem came out, the eyes of the whole class focused on me, and I was praised for my chic and wanton, and my vanity was greatly satisfied.
Woo woo, how did you get two sea view houses?
You are quick to react and will never allow any glass to shatter in front of you.
Teacher: "You kid, you are so daring!
Does it really work? I'll try it too!
Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, tell me, "How can there be such a handsome person as me in the world?"
Girl: "I'm just talking about playing, why are you still serious, I really didn't expect you to destroy the team." ”
Waiter girl: "I saw a person today, he doesn't need a bottle opener, he can remove the bottle cap with a flick of his thumb!"
"Really, I'm not lying!"
That senior of yours, is his surname Liu?
You are so powerful, why don't you participate in the sports meeting? The masters are in the people, and the masters are in the people!
The moment she saw the news, her ex-girlfriend's heart was broken into mud, and she only had love as before.
Emperor Jue, your courage is really big!
Do you want to sell classes, or do you want to wipe the edges? Please go away, I'm really busy.
Okay, everyone knows that you are a little rich woman, and besides, is your necklace a bit thick?
Do you still want to sprinkle salt on your wounds? I'm sorry, but you took the initiative this time!
I swear, this wind is really not raised by me, and I am not a Taoist priest, you must believe me!
Huh? Are you really? Say 99 is really 99?
If you're young and not frivolous, then you're still young.
Teacher: "Yes, you kid is very witty, I hope you are not lying." ”
"The Pope you're talking about, does he have a tank division?"
I really can't go to war because I'm too precious.
I didn't do well in the exam and went to an average school.
What kind of school?
Tsinghua.
I'm very interested in money, but I don't have any money, can Mr. Ma give me a little bit?
I absolutely believe in Lao Li's appearance, and I have always been stubborn.
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