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Use different AI, such as Bing, GP4, Claude, Bard, text #Ali Tongyi Qianwen to open the enterprise invitation #, Doubao, Qianwen, iFLYTEK, use the same prompt words to see the difference between jokes written by different AI.
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Unified prompt words: joke theory, joke resonance is the most important, some everyone often makes, everyone will encounter their own or even other people's mistakes, contrary to logic but often make mistakes or even become wrong common sense, people are very resonant, two and absurd, funny but have a deep revelation This kind of joke is the most funny, Chinese movie laughing star Stephen Chow has a large number of such jokes, the same is true of Chinese crosstalk, can you help me provide a few jokes according to the joke theory to make people laugh easily?
MICROSOFT SKYPY BING:
• One day, Bob went to take an English test, and he noticed that there was a question on the test paper that went like this: Please write your favorite animal in English and explain why. Xiaoming thought about it and felt that he liked cats the most, so he wrote down this answer: I like cat. Because cat is very cute. After the exam, he told his classmate Xiaohong the answer. After Xiaohong listened, she shook her head and said, "It's too simple for you to write like this, and the teacher will definitely not give you high marks." You should write in more detail, for example: I like cat. Because cat has two ears, four legs, one tail and many hairs.”
• A math professor writes a complex equation on a blackboard and asks students, "Is there a solution to this equation?" The students were silent, and only one brave student raised his hand and replied, "No." The professor nodded and said, "Good, how do you know?" The student said, "Because I tried it yesterday." ”
• A couple goes to a masquerade ball where they decide to dress up as Batman and Robin. They spent a lot of time and money preparing costumes and props, and as a result, they attracted a lot of attention and appreciation at the dance. After the dance, they returned home and got ready for bed. The husband said to his wife: "Honey, we were really great tonight, we were totally like the real Batman and Robin. The wife said, "yes, we're really great." However, can we switch roles next time? I don't want to wear that leggings anymore. ”
Bing Creativity mode on the web:
- One day, a teacher asked his students in class: "If I say 'I am beautiful,' what tense is that?" One student replied, "This must be a thing of the past." ”
- There were two mosquitoes chatting. A mosquito said, "I heard you recently went to a new place to suck blood?" Another mosquito replied, "Yes, but I'm not going to go there again." "Why?" The first mosquito asked. "Because the blood there is low-fat!"
- A man walked into the library and exclaimed, "I want a cup of coffee and a donut!" The librarian looked at him and said, "Sir, this is the library." The man nodded, then whispered, "I want a cup of coffee and a donut." ”
GP4 writes jokes that are not funny, https://www.perplexity.ai/ websites, and may also prompt word problems.
Joke with sentence breaking errors: This is a common language joke that produces unexpected effects through sentence breaking errors. For example, "Rainy days, guest days, leave me or not?" It can be read as "When it rains, the sky stays for guests." Heaven stay, I don't stay. "This kind of joke, although deceptively simple, can provoke people to think about the use of language
Jokes that violate common sense: This kind of joke usually goes against our common sense, such as, "I went to Shanghai with my boyfriend to work, and he found a house in Tomson Yipin and interviewed the chartered mother." The charter woman said: 1,000 yuan a month in rent, if you pay for a year, it is 10,000. As a high-achieving boyfriend, he immediately discovered the mistake. ”
Claude2's joke: Relatively average
Joke 1: Bob was taking the exam, and the teacher said, "Students, the exam is on, Mathematician, please raise your hand." Bob raised his hand. When the teacher saw it, he said in surprise: "Xiaoming, you are a mathematician?" Xiaoming replied: "No, teacher, I just want to go to the bathroom."
Joke 2: A man goes to a restaurant to order food and the waiter asks him what he wants to drink. He said, "Bring me a glass of water."
The waiter said, "Sorry, we only sell food, not water." And he said, "Okay, get me a fried fish and a glass of water." The waiter said, "Sorry, the fried fish must be accompanied by cola, not water." He said helplessly: "Okay, then bring me a fried fish and a cup of Coke, but please drain the Coke and fill the cup with water."
Claude1's joke: Relatively average
The mother said to her son, "Today I will give you 5 yuan, 3 yuan to buy vegetables, and 2 yuan to deposit in the bank."
The son said, "Mom, the bank is closed, I'll buy all the groceries."
The teacher asks the student, "You only scored 10 points in math, why did you get so bad?"
Student: "Because the question only got 10 points."
Bard's joke:
- Joke 1
Scene: A young boy is in class at school, and the teacher asks, "Bob, do you know what 'picking a bone in an egg' is?" ”
Bob replied, "You know, it's looking for bones in eggs."
The teacher said, "Wrong, there are no bones in the egg."
Bob said, "Then why do you call it 'Pick a bone in an egg'?"
The teacher was speechless.
- Joke 2
Scenario: A man goes to the hospital and the doctor asks him, "Where are you unwell?" ”
The man replied, "I've always felt like I'm smart lately."
The doctor said, "This disease is very serious, I recommend you see a psychologist."
And the man said, "Then why don't you see a psychologist?"
- Joke 3
Scene: A beggar is begging in the street, and a passerby comes up and gives him a dollar.
The beggar said: "Thank you, thank you. I will use this money to buy books and make myself more knowledgeable. ”
Passers-by said, "Then why don't you go to the library and borrow a book?"
The beggar said, "There are no beggars in the library."
Baidu Wenxin said:
- Why do pandas always bite bamboo? Because they can't use chopsticks!
- Why can't I keep my phone in the fridge? Because the phone will get cold!
- I've recently started yoga, but I only have one posture, which is "lying down."
- Today when I went out and walked, I felt that my feet were very sore, and when I looked down, it turned out that I had stepped on a lemon.
- A friend of mine told fortunes last year that he was deeply injured by a woman who suddenly appeared, and yesterday he was hit by an electric car by his aunt around the corner, and he is still lying in the hospital.
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Xiao Ming said to his father: "Dad, I'm so cold." ”
Dad said distressedly: "Then you quickly go to the corner and squat!" ”
Xiao Ming: "Why?" ”
Dad said, "Because the corner is 90 degrees." ”
- One day when I went to the hospital with acute gastroenteritis, I died of pain, and my father came to see me and told me anxiously, how can this hospital not even connect to a wifi.
Ali Tongyi Qianqian: It's relatively general
- Why don't birds get wet in the rain? Because they all have "bird feathers".
- Why does Bob always fail exams? Because he always wrote the answers on the outside of the test paper.
- Why can't pigs go up trees? Because they don't have wings.
- Why don't fish drive? Because they don't have a driver's license.
- Why do elephants fall into pits? Because it's too heavy to jump out. Hopefully, these jokes will make you laugh lightly
AliDingTalk Personal Edition AI:
- Why do computers catch colds? Because it has a lot of "memory" (people) in it!
- Why do cats like to drink coffee? Because they love "meow coffee"!
- Why can't pigs go to heaven? Because they don't have "wings" (feet)!
- Why do birds fly? Because they have "wings" (hands)!
- Why do chicks cross the street? Because it wants to go "heavenly" (toy store)
ByteDance bean bag:
Ok, here are a few jokes generated according to your requirements:
1. In the conference room, the general gave 2 orders in front of everyone:
The first is to let the general's son take over the position of the general.
The second is to change all military uniforms to pink.
Everyone was amazed: Why change the military uniform to pink?
The general smiled: So that everyone has no opinion on the first order.
2. A landlord who was dying added to his will: The two missing bulls may be disposed of in this way: if found, they will belong to my son, and if they cannot be found, they will belong to my steward.
3. A teacher came to the school to apply for a job, and someone introduced him: "This is Principal Zheng." ”
The teacher said busily: "Principal Zheng is good, Principal Zheng is good." ”
After the interview, the teacher and family complained: "The principal of that school today, I don't know how much official authority, I have to emphasize that I am the full principal!" ”
iFLYTEK Spark:
1. One day, Bob goes to an interview. The interviewer asked him, "What do you think is your greatest strength?" Bob replied, "I'm very honest. The interviewer asked, "Then can you give an example?" Xiao Ming said: "When I see someone in the supermarket who has lost their wallet, I will immediately pick it up and return it to the owner." The interviewer smiled and said, "Then why don't you give your wallet to the supermarket staff?" Xiao Ming replied awkwardly: "Because I was stealing." ”
2. One day, Xiaohong and Xiaoming went swimming together. Xiaohong asked Xiaoming: "Can you swim?" Bob replied, "Yes, I'm a master swimmer!" Xiaohong asked curiously, "Then do you dare to jump into this deep pool?" Xiao Ming said confidently: "Of course you dare!" With that, he jumped into the deep pool. After a while, Xiaohong found that Xiaoming was still struggling at the bottom of the pool, and she quickly called a lifeguard. The lifeguard asked Bob: "Aren't you a master swimmer?" How can you drown? Xiao Ming said embarrassedly: "I forgot to take off my life buoy just now." ”
3. One day, Xiao Li went to the hospital to see a doctor. The doctor asked him, "What are your symptoms?" Xiao Li said: "I wake up every morning and feel like a TV. The doctor asked curiously, "Why?" Xiao Li replied: "Because as soon as I open my eyes, I will start playing all kinds of advertisements." ”
4. One day, Xiao Wang went to the library to borrow books. The librarian asked him, "What book are you going to borrow?" Xiao Wang said, "I'm going to borrow a book about success." The librarian handed him a book and said, "There are many stories of successful people in this book, I hope it helps you." Xiao Wang opened the book and found that it was full of blank pages. He asked the librarian suspiciously, "How is this book blank?" The librarian laughs and says, "Because success is something you need to create yourself, not learn from others." ”
(Content generated by iFLYTEK Spark AI)