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Liu Hong, Emperor of Han Ling: The most playful emperor, not one, the founder of the Rebellion of the Three Kingdoms

author:Master Lu's view of history

Zhuge Liang said in the "Table of Renunciation": "I have not sighed and hated Huan and Lingye. "Comparing emperor Huan of Han and emperor of Han Ling is really unfair to Emperor Huan of Han.

Liu Hong, Emperor of Han Ling: The most playful emperor, not one, the founder of the Rebellion of the Three Kingdoms

Who was Liu Zhi, the Han Huan Emperor who made Zhuge Liang sad? Did he really have as bad as the posterity said?

Compared with the Han Ling Emperor, the Han Huan Emperor can simply be regarded as a great achievement, and the private virtue of the Han Huan Emperor is simply not too good, so what kind of absurd emperor is the Han Ling Emperor?

Friends who know the history of the Three Kingdoms must be familiar with this emperor, because the famous "Yellow Turban Rebellion" broke out during the reign of the Han Ling Emperor, wave after wave, and finally a full-scale rebellion broke out, so the Han Ling Emperor Liu Hong was also the last emperor with real power in the Eastern Han Dynasty.

It has to start at the beginning.

Liu Hong, Emperor of Han Ling: The most playful emperor, not one, the founder of the Rebellion of the Three Kingdoms

Emperor Huan of Han died at the age of 36, although he did nothing in his life, but at least there was no big mess, and he also got rid of Liang Ji, the "elder" of several cholera dynasties. Although in the later period of the reign, the eunuchs were still enlarged and left with regrets, but on the whole, they were decent.

Emperor Huan of Han was gone, still a clichéd problem, and left no heirs.

We can understand that 3 and 8 years old have no heirs, and 36 years old has no heirs, so I doubt that he has any problems.

Anyway, it was the familiar moment of finding the emperor again.

Liu Hong, Emperor of Han Ling: The most playful emperor, not one, the founder of the Rebellion of the Three Kingdoms

Presiding over the overall situation was Emperor Huan's wife Dou Miao and his elder brother-in-law Dou Wu, Who asked Liu Huan, the attendant of the Hejian State Sect, to recommend a wise man, I don't know if he had any misunderstanding of Xianming, or whether he received money, he recommended our protagonist today, Liu Hong, that is, the future Emperor of Hanling.

Therefore, the Han Ling Emperor was completely established as emperor by the foreign relatives themselves, and it was obvious that the foreign relatives were bound to "replace" the eunuchs and "give birth to the world".

Sure enough, Dou Wu was appointed as a great general because of his merits, and he was given the title of Marquis of Wenxi, and his nephew, brother, and son were also honored as Marquis Worship, and for a time, Dou's power reached its peak.

Liu Hong, Emperor of Han Ling: The most playful emperor, not one, the founder of the Rebellion of the Three Kingdoms

Dou Wu was not happy with the eunuchs from the beginning of his term of office, so he organized a plan to "encircle and suppress" the eunuchs, but because of the leakage of the wind, the eunuchs' forces were strong first, and the Dou family was uprooted.

Of course, this was just an episode, and the Han Ling Emperor didn't care too much.

When the foreign relatives fell, they fell, and the power was not up to him anyway, there were people above the court who were in charge, and there were eunuchs outside the court who handled these trivial matters properly, and he was at ease as his mascot.

Not to mention, the Han Ling Emperor was lackluster in governing the country, but for these things to play, it was really a set of sets.

First of all, the emperor was very dissatisfied with his own carriage, he did not like the carriage, he liked the feeling of riding his own horse. But although the horse was good, he got tired of playing with it after a long time, so he chose an animal similar to the shape of the horse, the donkey.

Liu Hong, Emperor of Han Ling: The most playful emperor, not one, the founder of the Rebellion of the Three Kingdoms

Donkeys are creatures, although not as common as horses, but they are not rare objects. But the emperor wanted to play with ordinary donkeys seemed to be a little inferior, so he did not choose this ordinary black donkey, but chose a white donkey. The emperor rode around on a donkey, and the pride that everyone "envied" sprang up.

For a time, donkey riding became a popular upstream activity in the country.

Of course, the sports that the emperor liked would be sought after, and the price of donkeys began to soar, not only that, but money could not buy them. Everyone began to block the road and rob, no money, no color, just donkeys.

Just as the subjects were having fun, the emperor got tired of playing, and he began to play with new critters.

dog.

Liu Hong, Emperor of Han Ling: The most playful emperor, not one, the founder of the Rebellion of the Three Kingdoms

Some people say that what is fun about dogs is nothing more than watching dogs fight and race.

However, the eunuchs of the Eastern Han Dynasty did not think so, and they took it as their duty to make the emperor happy every day, and seemed to have realized a little "experience".

Dress the dog as an official.

Good fellow, the dog put on the official uniform, wear the official hat, it is simply a scholar-doctor image.

This directly pleased the Han Ling Emperor: "A good dog official."

The rulers are like donkeys, the rulers are dogs, and the emperor lives such a life.

But such a life will always be tired, and the emperor begins to yearn for the lively city life.

Just do it, the palace is transformed into a market, and a large cosplay exhibition is about to start. Rice shops, cloth shops, fresh markets, more luxurious jewelry shops, and antique shops are all available to meet the basic life. The palace maid and eunuch Qiao Chuan dressed up and shuttled through it, so it was not lively.

Liu Hong, Emperor of Han Ling: The most playful emperor, not one, the founder of the Rebellion of the Three Kingdoms

You think that the emperor will be satisfied, and the emperor will find someone to perform a fight with the city's gangsters.

Emperor Han Ling indulged in it every day, and I was afraid that he had long forgotten that he was an emperor.

But one thing that stopped him was that there was no money. As we all know, handsomeness and temperament can be dressed up and disguised, but money cannot be pretended, and the Han Ling Emperor's big family business is not enough for him, so he has to raise money for him to eat, drink and have fun.

The Han Ling Emperor chose the most direct and fastest money, selling officials.

The big officials and the small officials are all clearly marked with prices, and "only this one, there is no semicolon."

"When the first opening of the West Residence sold officials, from the Marquis of Guannei, Hu Ben, and Yulin, the money was different. Privately ordered the sale of the secretary of state, ten million, five million. - Book of the Later Han Dynasty

Those who have money buy big officials, and those who have no money buy petty officials. No one thought about the exam, no one developed science and technology, agriculture, and uprisings of all sizes broke out one after another.

Liu Hong, Emperor of Han Ling: The most playful emperor, not one, the founder of the Rebellion of the Three Kingdoms

The emperor can continue to enjoy himself when he has money, as for the life and death of the people? Who cares?

Play well, the money is earned, and the natural physiological needs cannot be left behind.

The so-called "full of warmth and lust", the Han Ling Emperor also carried forward these words.

The palace maid put on the open crotch pants, and the Han Ling Emperor would not go to the court.

Just when the Han Ling Emperor was soaking in Gentle Township, rebellions broke out, and the Great Han Dynasty changed the sky.

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