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Three Kingdoms of Absurdity (Episode 2, Killing the Han Ling Emperor)

author:Magic Little Brother Zhou

Emperor HanLing led a large army from Luoyang all the way through the pass to kill the general, on the way south like chopping melons and cutting vegetables to kill countless enemies, just when Liu Hong was comfortable, the news came from the army, not far away there was an enemy force constantly killing like our target. After Liu Hong listened, he glanced at the soldiers and blew wildly until another group of people were killed. As soon as the words fell, only a battle sound was heard in the rear, the Ling Emperor had not yet reacted, the soldiers around him had already begun to tense up, "ready to fight" Liu Hong shouted loudly, and after a while, the front of the battle was wrestling together. The Leader of the Yellow Turban Army was Cheng Zhiyuan, and the yellow Turban Army's main general took the lead in advancing into the imperial army. Suddenly, the main force of the Yellow Turban Army appeared in front of emperor Ling, frightening Liu Hong, who took a look at the mother, empress, emperor and other relatives of the observation group, and thought that he could not be humiliated! Empress He made a cheering gesture, and Liu Hong threw a wink like Empress He, "OuYe". Next to He Jin can't look at it anymore, what time is it, still look at my sister, I'm your sister, a black foot kicked Liu Hong, a dog eating history. who! ...... Dare to kick me, He Jin pulled away early, and suddenly a black hand hugged Liu Hong and pressed to the ground, "I." Liu Hong looked at Cheng Zhiyuan, frightened Liu Hong's face was green, "Hero, can you lighten up", Cheng Zhiyuan stared at the bull's eye. Liu Hong was first locked throat, then hugged, then locked legs, and then rubbed his face against the ground. In a few moments, Liu Hong experienced a level 9.9 torture! In the end, after Cheng Zhiyuan beat the Han Ling Emperor, he found that the imperial army had been beaten by the Yellow Turban Army and abandoned his armor, and fled into the wilderness, not only leaving behind a lot of weapons and grain, but also a lot of strategic materials, and the main general Zhu Juan was also killed on the spot. That's it, it's not over. The Han Ling Emperor's family members have also been left behind, who are the family members? Empress Dong, Empress He, the younger prince Liu Jie, and a number of imperial concubines' families. Cheng Zhiyuan saw that the music was broken, heck, this time there is fun! Cheng Zhiyuan asked people to bring all the family members to his side, and from Empress Dong to lock her throat, lock her legs, scratch her feet, big feet, add cannons to pad cannons, and then make a flying foot, and in a few moments she would kill Old Lady Dong huo huo! Next" Oops, beauty! No, I can't pity Xiang Xiangyu, I can't be moved, I will fight again! Anxious eyes, up is a lock throat, cannon, pad cannon... It was even harder than the last one, and after a while, it killed another one for Huo Huo. "Next", oops, kawaii, kids! "Then the whole", lock the throat..., and after a while, the little prince Liu Huo died again. Imperial concubines, noble concubines, palace maidens, eunuchs, including the ten permanent attendants, were not spared! After killing his family, Cheng Zhiyuan was also tired, asked someone to help himself, limped and dripped onto the carriage, breathlessly and said: "I have to strengthen my exercise!" After Liu Hong lay on the ground and watched the torture, he vomited blood more than a meter high, and Xiao Feng directly whimpered. (End of this episode) To find out what happens next, please see the next episode.

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