The world's first slag (II).
Qin Feng, the first affectionate person in Jiangnan, crossed the parallel universe, replaced another self who was hurt by love, and began a life of counterattack. In this dog-licking world, everyone is teaching boys how to love girls, and only Qin Feng is teaching men how to love themselves.
Qin Feng began to work the night shift at the funeral home and activated the god-level check-in system. He checks in at a funeral home and acquires an SSS-level talent for eavesdropping on others; Checked in the girls' dormitory and obtained an S-level talent; Checked in the library of the anthropomorphic school of all things, obtained an S-level talent, and became an all-round student and a pure school flower.
Qin Feng, can we communicate formally? My grandfather dreamed of letting me be your daughter-in-law, the president of Gao Leng Female. Qin Feng, I have a love affair I want to talk to you, soft cute junior, senior, are you free this Sunday?
In the face of various temptations, Qin Feng refused them all and was known as "sober in the world". Someone asked: Brother Feng Feng, so many girls like you, which one do you like in your heart? Qin Feng smiled and replied: "Next." Someone asks again, then do you still believe in love?
Qin Feng, I have always believed in love, but I just don't believe that love will come to me. When the school flower heard this, she silently vowed in her heart that she must make him believe in love. Ten years of licking the dog no one asked, once the world knows, he is so pitiful. Liu Lu said with a smile: It's okay, he has a super good temper, don't mind at all, right?
Qin Feng, Qin Feng forced a smile and nodded. Then Qin Feng tried to pick up a piece of salmon and put it in his mouth, the taste was ruthless and difficult to swallow.
Seeing this, Ling Mo smiled and said: Your boyfriend is so funny that he doesn't eat salmon dipped in sauce? It's from the country. Liu Lu said with a look of disgust: Qin Feng, why are you so stupid, you haven't eaten salmon, haven't you seen how others eat it? It's a shame to take you out to eat.
Qin Feng blushed in a low voice and said: "Sorry, I really haven't eaten." Lin Mo smiled and said: It's okay, I'll teach you. First pour some vinegar, then squeeze some mustard, and finally stir well. Try it, Lin Mo pretended to be kind, but in fact he squeezed a lot of mustard.
Qin Feng tried it again, and this time he dipped in Lin Mo's sauce. Because Lin Mo put too much mustard, Qin Feng ate it in one bite, feeling like he was about to choke to death. Qin Feng coughed violently, and his face was flushed. The guests at the other tables all cast strange looks, and Liu Lu suddenly said angrily: Qin Feng, can you not make a sound? I was really convinced. Never bring you again next time.
Qin Feng drank a glass of water wildly, and only then slowed down. After this, Qin Feng did not move his chopsticks again but drank water dryly, which was also Lin Mo's treachery. Liu Lu and Lin Mo ate quite satisfactorily, and Liu Lu even hiccuped. In the final checkout session, Liu Lu said coldly: Give you a chance to make up for the work to take the account.
This meal Qin Feng's dignity was pressed to the ground and rubbed the whole time, Qin Feng looked stunned, his chest was like pressing a boulder to make him breathless, he came to the front desk like a walking dead to prepare for checkout. Hello sir, you spend a total of 5200 yuan, how do you pay?
The waiter asked. Qin Feng expected that this meal would be very expensive, but more than five thousand still made it difficult for him to accept. He took out his phone and looked at the balance, which was only more than three thousand. Qin Feng blushed a little and asked: "Hello, do you support Huabei payment here?" The waiter shook his head and said no. When Liu Lu and Lin Mo came over, Liu Lu urged: Hurry up, we still have to do hair.
Qin Feng took out his wallet and found that there were only a few hundred yuan, so he asked: "Baby, can you help me pay two thousand yuan in advance?" I don't have enough change now. Liu Lu asked in surprise: What? What about your scholarship? Didn't it just be sent? Qin Feng hesitated for a moment, and replied hesitantly: I sent some of the money home. Hearing this, Liu Lu was very angry, and she complained: It turns out that you gave all the money to your mother, so what am I? Qin Feng said with some embarrassment: Don't misunderstand, I want to give you a better life. Liu Lu was even more angry, she accused: You are a mom boy, I am really blind to be your girlfriend.
Lin Mo fanned the flames on the side: Lulu, you must polish your eyes when looking for a partner, you see that he can't even afford a meal of daily food, can you have a future with him? Break up quickly.
Liu Lu was also a little angry, and she said: Qin Feng, you hurry up and go to the checkout. Then we broke up. Qin Feng's brain buzzed, and the last fig leaf on his body was torn off. He asked loudly: After getting along for so long, you actually broke up with me because of a meal of daily food, what do you think I am in your heart? Liu Lu calmly replied: You are just an unlucky person.
Qin Feng asked again: What about the memories between us? Liu Lu replied: You just remember better. And what about our Sea Oath Mountain Alliance? Qin Feng asked a little uncontrollably: That's just an idiom, so what is my effort? Liu Lu replied contemptuously: You are just doing social practice.
Hearing this, the waiters were a little shocked, this woman was too ruthless. Qin Feng felt that the sky was falling, and he asked with red eyes: Lulu, you have to take care of yourself after breaking up. Before Qin Feng's words were finished, Liu Lu suddenly put her arm around her male girlfriend and said: Don't worry, we will be fine together, Qin Feng was stunned. He was a little incoherent for a while: You and me, Qin Feng was a little collapsed. The male girlfriend put her arm around Liu Lu's waist and said: Let go, you can't give Lulu happiness, only a boy as good as me can give her happiness.
Qin Feng said angrily: Aren't you girlfriends? The male girlfriend smiled and replied: Yes, we are both girlfriends who say nothing and intimate lovers, is there any problem? Liu Lu pretended to be concerned and said: Qin Feng, you are a good person, but we are really not suitable to be together.
Qin Feng looked at Liu Lu with some disbelief, and he laughed stupidly. Liu Lu then said: Qin Feng, don't be sad, I know that you love me, and I love you. But love without material things is like a plate of loose sand, no wind blowing, two steps to disperse, so you have to reflect on yourself. In addition, you should feel honored to have such a high-quality ex-girlfriend as me, after all, I gave you such a good youth.
Qin Feng looked at Liu Lu with some loss, and scenes of the past came to mind. He felt like a fool. Qin Feng said desperately: Do you really want to break up with me? Liu Lu replied firmly: You can't stop me from running to a better person.
Qin Feng finally recognized Liu Lu's true face, he didn't expect that the woman he had always loved so desperately, pure love.
Is there pure love in this world? Qin Feng ran out of the Japanese food store like crazy, and Liu Lu shouted loudly: You scumbag, you haven't checked out yet.
Qin Feng ran wildly on the road like a soulless shell, and suddenly, a Porsche rushed out and directly knocked him off. Qin Feng felt a headache, he looked at the dark sky and slowly closed his eyes. At this time, he faintly heard a voice announcing the official launch of the parallel space-time exchange plan. The goal of the plan is to replace the three characters of Pure Love Warrior Ultimate Licking Dog and Affectionate Grandmaster and Scumbag Nemesis in parallel to change the memories of others, while remarking: Flying Soul Piercing.
After this voice, a pure love warrior fell, and a flaming male lion was slowly awakening.