Text | Thirteenth sister
I heard that elementary school students all over the country are coiling.
At first, I didn't believe it, but then I asked several times in the group, and sure enough, I quickly got confirmation from Tiannanhaibei: coiled skewers have become the latest collective hobby of elementary school students in many places.
It is said that the elementary school students' sophistication of stringing, patience and indiscriminate occasions make even the uncle walking birds in the park feel ashamed of himself.
And this has become a daily project that can be run independently of parents, and many mothers are the last to know that their baby has become a master of coiling...
They have to plate a plate in class, the reason is "meditation", after class they have to plate a plate, because they want to "relax", do homework on a plate, this is called "cultivation", and before the exam, they also have to plate a plate, which belongs to "prayer"...
Just such a plate method, it is estimated that they do not have to wait until they graduate from primary school, and the first wave of pulp in their lives will be plated out.
Not disc strings, primary school students have also been involved in the field of cultural play by the way, and are no longer satisfied with the 5 yuan string of plastic beads and glass beads in street shops, in the world of primary school students, disk skewers have a chain of discrimination.
Bodhi Root can only be considered an entry-level beginner, and advanced players are panning walnuts.
I heard that a sixth-grade baby even carried out research and wrote a "Report on the Status of Student Pan Hand Strings", which classified the Bodhi roots in detail, what new seeds of bay leaf palm, aged Bodhi roots, pink purple dyeing and fading... It has become the "Primary School Student's Guide to Identifying Literary Play".
With this thing in hand, the school must be a BGM every day.
As a result, the tide rose and the boat rose, not only could the teacher not control it, but the babies also began to compare.
Some babies will also save some face for the teacher -
Aren't you going to let us plate skewers, okay, I'll plate a meal replacement, you can't care about me...
A friend said that since the teacher of the child's school protested to the parents and asked that they were not allowed to bring hands into the school, the students formed an alliance to defend the hand strings, and they started first, and spontaneously wrote the "civilized strings" proposal... The slogan is quite loud -
"Don't get in class, don't cause trouble for teachers"
"Civilized coils, happy decompression"
"String you and me, consciously rely on everyone"
The teacher saw that the coil skewer also improved the students' consciousness and civilized cultivation, and it was better to block than to loosen it, forget about not blocking.
But this thing can't be played as a joke.
The point is that we need to know why elementary school students are coiled, in fact, they have a lot in their hearts, and the coiled skewer is to relieve pressure.
Can you imagine that when you are in elementary school, the pressure is so great that you have to take out your hand skewers anytime and anywhere. After these babies go to middle school, university, and work, what kind of decompression techniques should be played? I can't wait to learn.
The ability of this class of primary school students to redeem themselves is really more than any previous generation. But how to say, in fact, the way each generation decompresses in this era is really a bit magical.
Primary school students use coils to decompress and grab resources with the boss.
College students burn incense to worship Buddha to decompress and grab resources with aunts.
Adults watch cartoons to decompress and grab resources with children.
Middle-aged and elderly people... You know what? Use study certificates to decompress, grab resources with students...
Hahaha, feng shui takes turns, who does the sky spare.
Then the question arises again, as elementary school students, there are obviously so many ways to relax and decompress, why do they have to choose a plate skewer.
Because the coil does not delay things. I can plate when I write homework, when I go to cram school, and when I read a book. With a pen in one hand and a coil in the other, it seems that there is no delay between the two.
Illustrate that most of the time contemporary elementary school students are sitting, sitting in classrooms, sitting in the study, sitting at desks ... They rarely go out to run, jump, and play outdoors far less than they do indoors.
Imagine a child jumping on the playground every day, playing sports every day, playing in nature every day, and going out every day to visit and practice, will he have so much quiet time for skewers?
Are these children on skewers, obviously a silent rebellion against adults.
Now it is still very popular for primary and secondary school students to share "decompression toys" and "anti-anxiety toys".
Such a young child already has to ask for blessings to "anti-anxiety", parents see these anxieties are not anxious? Are the relevant departments anxious when they see this?
Some elementary school students are even more spirited, knocking electronic wooden fish every day.
I really can't blame many primary and secondary school students for choosing this way to decompress, just like they are addicted to the Internet at a young age, watch spam videos, listen to vulgar Internet songs, tell strange jokes and jokes...
Like coiling and playing with anti-anxiety toys, children are brushing questions and exams when they should be in nature, and doing questions and making up lessons when they should be out to see the world.
Most schools do not provide primary and secondary school students with enough outdoor time and opportunities to explore nature.
Most parents do not give enough companionship for their children to play with the things that should be played at this age.
They seem to have the richest resources in history in this era, but in fact, they are the most scarce.
The world is originally colorful, and the only thing that elementary school students can hold in their hands is a skewer, such a wrapping pulp I feel hot, whether you feel touched or not, anyway, I dare not move.
How do you feel about elementary school students' coils?