Today, I went to a street noodle restaurant to eat noodles, and I met two very strange people, whose various behaviors made people disgusted, and they did not think so, and continued to do their own thing, regardless of the feelings of others. In the end, their actions provoked the anger of everyone in the noodle restaurant, and things almost evolved out of control...
Hello everyone, I am He Feng Night Rain, the story of the four seas, to say the voice of one person, today we will share the story I met in the noodle restaurant:
01
At noon today, because of some things, I took a leave of absence from the unit and left work early. When I took the car home, I thought that my wife was at work, my son was still studying at school, and there was no one in the family, so I planned to eat a meal on the street and then go to work.
I got off the bus and looked around and there was a noodle shop not far ahead. I remember that some time ago, when I was on vacation, I ate noodles at this noodle restaurant, his braised pork rib noodles were spicy and fragrant, the noodles were also strong, the taste was very good, it was worth eating, thinking of this, I walked into this noodle restaurant.
The noodle shop is about fifty square meters, with ten tables, and the noodle shop is run by a middle-aged couple. It's a bit too late for lunch now, there are still eight or nine people in the noodle shop, I sat down at an empty table, the lady of the running hall hurried over, I ordered a bowl of braised pork rib noodles, and then found a place to sit down.
At this time, two people walked in outside the door, as soon as they came in, they attracted the attention of everyone in the store, these were two middle-aged men, one thin and tall, one short and fat, still dressed relatively decently, the reason why everyone paid attention to them was because they spoke loudly and their speech was very vulgar.
02
The hostess frowned, walked up to them, and asked them. They also asked for two bowls of braised pork rib noodles, and it seems that the braised pork rib noodles of this noodle restaurant have been recognized by many people.
After the two sat down, they continued to speak loudly without anyone else, and the conversation was also about buying stock funds, doing engineering and the like, and the tone was full of superiority, and they might want to confess that they were successful people. As for the authenticity of the content, I am afraid that only they know it.
At this time, some people in the store began to frown and cast disgruntled glances at them. The two men did not know it, and continued to talk about the fake content, interspersed with a few national insults from time to time.
Speaking of excitement, the stocky man stood up and danced with his hands, while the tall man looked at him intently. The image of the two walking together is funny enough, and now that there is such a performance, it is even more infuriating and funny.
I secretly said in my heart: You pretend, grandson, it is not that I have never seen a rich person, who is like you, half a pot of water clanging, the richer the more low-key, not ostentatious. I don't know which onion you count, you have money to go to the restaurant to eat, why come to this small noodle restaurant, see what you look like a light car, and you are also a regular customer of this noodle restaurant.
Everyone at the noodle shop and I thought that we had just met two fake bulls who loved to brag, and who knew what they were doing next made us even more stunned and angry.
03
At this time, the hostess brought the noodles up in time, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief, thinking in their hearts: when eating, their mouths should be blocked!
The two took chopsticks from the chopstick basket and began to eat the noodles, but they still said while eating, fortunately, the voice was quieter. I also began to eat noodles, the taste of the noodles is still good, the ribs are still very fragrant, I somewhat forgot the unhappiness just now, and concentrated on eating noodles.
Suddenly, there were several strange noises in the noodle shop, and I followed the prestige, only to see the tall thin man with his head held high, sitting up straight, with a napkin covering his nose, and was stroking his nose, and he made a loud noise, several times in a row, and everyone looked at him, and a disgusting feeling spread in the noodle shop.
The tall thin man finished his snot, threw the snotty paper on the table in the trash can under the table, and muttered a few words in his mouth, to the effect that the noodles were very spicy, and the spicy snot flowed out.
The lady boss came out of the inner hall, walked over, and asked, "Two bosses, do you think this noodle is spicy, or I mix some bone soup, this noodle will not be spicy." ”
The tall thin man grinned and waved his hand: "No, I like noodles like this, not spicy enough to taste, delicious, delicious." After saying that, he smiled hesitantly. ”
04
The lady owner of the noodle shop said: "Big brother, this noodle shop has so many people eating noodles, it is also a public occasion, can your voice be a little smaller, if the noodles are spicy, I will add some soup to your noodles." ”
The tall thin man put down his chopsticks with a snap, and Yin Yang said strangely: "Lady boss, why do you talk like this, my brother and I haven't seen each other for a long time, I happened to meet today, and I talked about who else." ”
The short fat man tiger with a face, also snorted, echoed: "It is." ”
The lady boss didn't want to cause more trouble, and smiled: "Count me more mouth, the two bosses eat noodles slowly." After saying that, he turned and went into the inner hall.
After the unhappiness of the noodle restaurant just now, the calm was temporarily restored, and everyone looked down at the noodles again, and each had their own thoughts.
After a few minutes, there was an earth-shattering sound of snot picking up, needless to say, it was another tall thin man stroking his nose, and I put down my chopsticks in disgust, not planning to eat again.
Someone put down the bowl heavily, the thin and tall one ignored it, and tried to stroke the snot, and finally someone "snapped", put down the chopsticks heavily, and said in his mouth: "What kind of thing, in public, to make such a disgusting move." "It was a young man not far from me who was speaking.
05
The tall thin man stopped stroking his nose, faced the man, and asked loudly, "Who are you talking about, who are you talking about?" ”
The young man said, "That is to say, you, you just made a loud noise, it made people very bored, and now you keep sniffling, everyone is eating noodles, it is really disgusting, who can still eat the bottom?" ”
The tall thin man said, "What's wrong with my nose, can you handle it?" ”
The young man shouted, "Get away, don't be ashamed of something, don't let me see you again." Having said that, the young man stood up and looked angrily at the tall thin man. The young man did not feel it when he sat down, and when he stood up, he saw that he was very tall.
The tall thin man saw the young man standing up, looking eager to try, and his anger was a little less, but he continued to argue with the young man. He didn't notice that the short fat man next to him slipped to the back, stuffed something into the noodle shop owner's hand, and then quietly slipped out of the noodle shop.
At this time, someone in the noodle shop stood up again, and I also stood up, everyone looked at the tall thin man coldly, the thin tall man was a little scared, looked back, found that the short and fat man was gone, he shouted: "You people want to bully people!" Well, let's walk and see. As he spoke, he walked toward the door. ”
Just a few steps away, the noodle shop lady said, "You can't go, the noodle money has not been paid, the short fat man only paid for his face." ”
06
The tall thin man stopped and panickedly poured money on him.
The young man laughed and said, "Two fake fights, just talking in a lively spirit, the result is that even a bowl of noodle money can not help pay, what can be bragged, in public to talk and do things also have to consider the feelings of others." ”
The tall thin man handed the money to his wife, and Tie Qing walked out of the noodle shop without a word.
The two strange people left, and the noodle shop returned to silence, but because of the disgusting behavior of the two just now, everyone was no longer able to eat, and they checked out and left.
I also left the noodle shop with the checkout man.
Today, the noodle restaurant encountered two strange things, although eating noodles is not happy, but in retrospect, it still feels quite funny, it really is: a thousand worlds, there is no wonder.
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