Original title: ps spoof: Laugh to "scalp numbness" of the god P picture, sand sculpture netizens are really talents!
Happy smile:
Happy smile:
Smile happily: Go to the blind date and ask me: Do you go out and take the bus to give up your seat to your grandmother? Me: Jean, yes! The woman said we were not suitable and left... I wondered, let the seat show that the moral character is good, why can't it, and then I thought, no, who is rich and takes the bus!!!
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Smile happily: At night, reminisce with your wife about the time when you were in love. Wife: What impression did I have in your mind at that time? Me: a glowing --- angel with wings. Wife: So what now? Does it still shine? Still have wings? Me: Hmm. The wife's face is happy. Me: Not an angel, though, but
Firefly! Wife:......
Smile happily: "I just said." He was expressionless. I looked at him nervously, "You just said yes." He nodded. I quickly stepped forward and held his hand: "Jiu Yang Daimyo, I am a circle of friends." ”
Smile happily: When I went to the hospital for a physical examination, a girl who visually measured more than 170 pounds in front took a report of thick blood lipids. The girl said: No wonder I have 180 pounds, it turns out to be blood heavy. I'll go...
Smile happily: Friends rumor that Lao Zhang has become a multi-millionaire by speculating in stocks. Another friend asked: "Admire admire, how did you do it?" Answer: "Actually, nothing... I turned out to be a billionaire. ”
Happy smile: "Wife, let's play Truth or Dare." Sister Bai: "Okay, I choose to tell the truth." A smile: "I did it a maximum of a few times a night." Sister Bai: "Six times." A smile: "Hehe, how can I be so powerful?" Sister Bai: "Not with you again." ”
(Laughing to the "scalp numbness" of the god P picture, sand sculpture netizens are really talents!) Happy smile: Otaku : "Can you describe what it's like to like someone?" A smile: "I think she has wifi on her, and you want to go wherever she goes." Otaku: "What about a crush on someone?" A smile: "I don't know the wifi password." Otaku: "What about broken love?" A smile: "Alas, she changed the password." Otaku: "Tired of talking?" A smile: "The wifi signal is getting weaker." ”
On the third day of marriage, I returned to the door, as soon as I entered the door, my mother politely asked me to sit, and cut fruits for me, and when cooking, I had to help and not let me, I couldn't help but feel sad secretly, the daughter who married out was an outsider! After eating, my husband was pulled out by my cousin to play cards, and my mother looked at me sitting on the sofa watching TV, and said loudly: Oh drop, it's not my family when I get married, and I won't do anything when I come back, it's really an aunt! Go wash the dishes!
I regretted it after arguing with my girlfriend, but because of my face, I didn't want to admit my mistake to my face, so I went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables and made a table of rice for her to eat, and when I came out of the kitchen, I saw her break the silver bracelet I bought for her, and then inserted it in each dish, raising my eyes and staring...