Original title: The bizarre story about disease treatment and vaccines: School-issued vaccines were eaten by chickens
1. Difficulty breathing and wind in the neck
A young man went to the hospital to see a doctor and told the doctor that he "had a feeling of pressure in his neck, difficulty breathing, and a cold wind in his neck", and the doctor's conclusion after examination was: "Autumn clothes are worn backwards!" ”
2. Toe cutting
A country boy found his big toe bruised and purple.
He went to the clinic to see a famous doctor. A few days later, the other toe was also bruised and purple, and his leg was amputated again.
During the recovery period at home, the soles of the feet were blue and purple, so I went to a major hospital for treatment. The doctor looked at it and sighed: "Your socks are out of color!" ”
3. Jokes about playing with vaccines as a child
When we were in elementary school, the school gave everyone a vaccine like mung bean rice (many people may have the impression), and the teacher asked us to drink this vaccine at home because we didn't bring a glass of water to school.
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Everyone carefully put it in their pockets, and some students saw that it was soft and took it out as a toy.
A classmate held it in the palm of his hand, like holding a bead, and played as he walked. Another mischievous classmate liked to fight with him, whistling quietly and flicking his fingers far away.
As expected, a few chickens were digging there not far away (the school was surrounded by farmers and farmland, and the chickens were running around), one chicken stretched its neck and gulped like a green bean, and the two were completely speechless.
4. CT report
Recently, a CT report from a hospital said "Right Lung Dog Day", but many netizens said that it is not easy for doctors, mutual tolerance, long live understanding.
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