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"Marriage Notice"

author:A person who travels through time

#Entertainment Focus # A long time ago, there was a person named Li Lin in our village, since his parents died, there were no other relatives to rely on in the family, life was forced, sixteen-year-old Li Lin had to leave his hometown and break into society alone, in the blink of an eye, decades passed, most of the people in the village forgot him, and they all thought that he had already died in a foreign land. Unexpectedly, Li Lin suddenly returned, everyone was a little surprised, and they did not expect that he had earned more than 1 million yuan outside in recent years!

"Marriage Notice"

Soon after returning to the village, Li Lin invited the local construction team to build a small Western-style building, which was very grand and luxurious. But Li Lin was also not happy, because he had been patronizing and earning money for so many years, delaying marrying his wife and having children, and at this time he felt even more lonely and lonely. The village chief gave Li Lin an idea: "Nowadays, when fashionable advertisements for marriage are published in the newspapers and periodicals, it is not a problem to find a big girl with your millions of assets." ”

"Marriage Notice"

Li Lin thought to himself, this method is good, yes, if you want to marry, marry a yellow flower girl. So he asked someone to write a marriage notice: Li Lin, male, sixty-three years old, unmarried, owns a bungalow, has a million deposits, looks for a young and beautiful unmarried woman to spend this life together, and those who are interested please contact a certain village in a certain county. A few days after the marriage announcement was published, there was no news.

This disappointed Li Lin, so he asked the village director, who seemed to understand the reason. Therefore, he reduced his age in the marriage notice to 53 years old, and the rest of the content remained unchanged and re-published in the newspaper. But after many more days, there was still no news at all.

Li Lin thought to himself, is age so important! Gritting his teeth, he reduced his age in the marriage announcement to ten years old and changed it to 43 years old, and then sat at home and waited for the news.

A few days later, the newspaper sent a sample report of the marriage notice, and Li Lin did not bother to read it, thinking that he had failed again, so he casually threw it aside.

Just when Li Lin was lost, the recruits flew in like snowflakes, and most of them were beautiful unmarried young women, and many people also attached color photos, and the beauties on the photos all contained emotional pulses.

"Marriage Notice"

Li Lin was overjoyed in his heart, and secretly said in his heart: "Youth is the king's way"! Therefore, the corresponding recruits are examined one by one and the merits are 'admitted'.

When Li Lin was reveling in the 'beauty' pile, the village director suddenly sent a letter from the newspaper, Li Ning was a little strange, and quickly opened it to see, only to see that it read: "Mr. Li Lin, due to the typographical error of our company, the age of the marriage announcement published a few days ago was wrong, the age of 43 was mistaken to 93 years old, I apologize to you, this notice will be corrected in the near future."

After reading the letter, Li Lin cried and laughed! Paralyzed on the ground.

〈End〉

Conclusion: Today's society is so realistic! Ha ha

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