"Marriage Notice"

Marriage notice: "A certain woman, 24 years old, beautiful and generous, successful career, a company manager, annual salary of 400,000 ..."

I thought: Company manager, annual salary of 400,000? Seeing this, my heart couldn't help but move.

I often brag with a few buddies, saying that just by virtue of my graduate school graduate school, handsome appearance, elegant demeanor, I want to lean on a rich lady, is it not handy?

To tell the truth, I have no place to work at the moment, if I can find a rich lady as a partner, I can also solve the urgent need.

Thinking of this, I pressed the phone left by the "notice": "Hey, Miss Y?" After reading your marriage announcement, I would like to talk to you. ”

Then I added to the fire about my situation.

A delicate voice immediately came from the phone: "Of course, tomorrow afternoon, come to my office, and we will talk in person, okay?" ”

The next day, I put on a borrowed suit, smeared a layer of hairspray on my hair, and then went to the appointment.

Who knows, pushing open the door of Miss Y's office, I was surprised: there was a black pressure inside, and it was all people who had come to apply!

It's my turn to step forward. "Oh, you're the talented student at a certain university who likes literature and music, right?" Unexpectedly, Miss Y could hear my voice. I was secretly happy, from literature and art to eating, clothing, and living, from love and marriage to family, one by one, talking to this Miss Y, talking straight to her cheeks, giggling.

However, in a not short conversation, there was a young man in a suit and leather shoes, from time to time interspersed with us, every time he came, he would cry out strangely: "Sister, is it not over?" Then he glanced at me strangely.

So, I guess, this must be Miss Y's brother, who must be guarding for his sister's future "boyfriend"!

The next day, thinking that the iron was hot, I dialed another phone. Unexpectedly, on the phone, Miss Y's voice was dazed: "Who are you?" ”

"Oh, I'm the graduate student who talked to you yesterday about literature and music!" Didn't your brother still come in and check the gate for you? "I was puzzled, could it be that so quickly she couldn't hear my voice?"

"Oh, it's you, hehe, I think you're mistaken, he's not my brother, he's our boss." This guy always says I'm not attractive, I don't have attraction, no, yesterday there were so many people all of a sudden, both highly educated, rich, and good at literature and music, I finally proved to him..."

"Proof?" I felt like I had fallen into a maze.

"Yes, last night, our boss finally made up his mind... No, I received his proposal ring! ”

555555555555555555 fainted....................