"Do you think I'm really not good-looking?"
Xiao Shijun (WeChat ID: dsfysweixin) after watching "The Voice of Joy", successively sold Amway to several small partners and failed.
They rejected me for a variety of reasons: not loving cartoons, not wanting to drink chicken soup, rejecting bear children... One of the most irrefutable is: Is "The Voice of Joy" a big movie of "The Voice of China"?
This brain hole, I give a full score. However, the words are not rough, if you do not know the word of mouth of the movie in advance, Xiao Shijun does not want to see a movie with such a bad name.
This situation is even a pot of translation, the original name of the film is Sing, and they have no literal translation is already very worthy of the audience.
▲ The Voice of Joy contestants send you greetings
There are also some who may have planned to make a good movie, completely self-release, and simply give a strange name BoJun a smile, such as the following:
Grandpa is fine, but... He's not going to tell people where the money is hidden."
"We can't change the world, but we intend to build a school in Cambodia"
"What You See Is Nothing"
"Will such a luxurious thing as love come to me?"
The name is so cute, you say we watch it or not, but the movie seems to be difficult to see.
Also, did you know that ben (Ben Affleck) had a moth like that? He made a short film called "I Killed the Lace-Side Wife and Hung the Ladies on the Meat Hook, So I Now Sign a Three-Movie Contract with Disney."
Just a few years before he and Matt Damon won the Oscar, the lad had a great time.
But to be honest, a good movie that is missed by the audience because the name has no highlights is really a pity.
If you don't have a pair of eyes, it's really hard to find them, which is why you need Xiao Shijun (WeChat ID: dsfysweixin). In view of the limited space, today I will find ten movies to rehabilitate them, please take this list and eat it with confidence.
Blatantly misleading, you tease me
Some films have names that are so misunderstood that they lose another in order to attract one part of the audience.
Do you think you are a quality movie fan who rejects pornography and drugs and stays away from pseudoscience? Clearly cheap for the "ill-intentioned" enthusiastic audience.
1 I saw a ghost in my left eye
Director: Du Qifeng / Wei Jiahui
Starring: Zheng Xiuwen / Liu Qingyun
Genre: Comedy/Romance/Horror/Family
又名：My Left Eye Sees Ghosts
Bad Heart Index : ★★★
Who is such a real name trying to scare?
I wanted to rent a horror movie with my friends that year, and the boss took out this "I Saw a Ghost in My Left Eye". The expected horror shot never appeared, and the pillow that was always ready to cover his face was not used, but he left a piece of tissue while crying and laughing.
We were deceived, and the boss and Du Qifeng were complicit. It's not worth it at all to watch it as a horror movie, but Xiao Shijun has never seen such a cute and touching "ghost" movie again.
Dear ones who like Hong Kong-style laughter and tearful romantic comedies, you are at a loss.
2 Hunt for demons
Director: Roberto Bernini
Starring: Roberto Bernini / Michelle Brown
Genre: Comedy/Suspense/Crime
Also known as: The Monster/ Lewd Genesis
Bad Heart Index : ★★★★
I have seen a lot of translations of Jungang films.
The name of this film is not honey, and it is not suitable for children to look at it.
Ass, is the director of this film Roberto Bernini, who directed the Oscar-winning best foreign language film "A Beautiful Life"? What hunting demons are gimmicks, how many innocent children are scared off in vain.
The director's best play is to take the goddess wife to write and direct their own romance films, and they are much more interesting than the screen couples who deliberately create a sense of CP.
3 One Night Winds
Director: Frank Capra
Starring: Clark Gable/Claudet Colbeth
Genre: Comedy/Romance
Also known as: Night Bus
"Roman Holiday" casts a smile.
Looking at the name, I thought it was a large-scale version of "One Night Surprise", disgusted to roll my eyes, and hesitated to sneak a look behind my parents' back.
wrong! The 1934 film was a grandma-level pure love film, even before the male protagonist Clark Gable's other film, Gone with the Wind.
As the originator of Hollywood love movies, its spread in China is far less than the plot of similar "Roman Holiday", Xiao Shijun expressed heartache, and the film name of this pit daddy is absolutely responsible.
The title is vulgar and very disappointing
Some movie names, like a basin of cold water, completely extinguish the audience's desire to see it.
The plot routine is still forgivable, taking the name of the routine is not interesting, casually take half of the movie name a search, a large number of similarities, and most of the bad films.
4 very apartments
Director: Gilles Mimoni
Starring: Vincent Cassel / Monica Bellucci
Genre: Drama/Romance/Suspense
Also known as: The Apartment/Apartment Springlight
Is this a "Love Apartment" fanfare?
Historical experience tells us that things that claim to be extraordinary are often very ordinary, even rotten.
But to use "Very Apartment" as the name of a film full of lust is a bit excessive, the old driver will be angry, and sorry for the style of the goddess Monica Bellucci, which is the only good look in the ten movies she has worked with her ex-husband.
You must know that Xiao Shijun still thinks of the woman in "The Beautiful Legend of Sicily" and feels that her heart is fluttering.
5 crazy clerks
Director: Kevin Smith
Starring: Brian O'Harollan / Jeff Anderson
Genre: Comedy
Also known as: Clerks/Nothing
Use the first two words sparingly.
Have you seen Zootopia, Mad Hominid, Mad Max, Crazy Stone... Do you? Movies are all good movies, but seeing the two words crazy again is really crazy.
However, this "Crazy Clerk" is a 1993 film, which should be regarded as the predecessor of the "crazy world", let's forgive it, maybe you can come up with a more suitable word to describe these two clerks.
6 Bollywood life and death love
Director: Sanjay Leela Pensari
Starring: Prakash Cappadia / Sanjay Rila Pensari
Genre: Comedy/Romance/Cabaret
Also known as: Devdas
Indian song and dance version of blue life and death love.
Tell you a ghost story, in the Douban casual search can find more than 10 movies called "Life and Death Love", plus the prefix is even more incredible.
Is direct spoilers interesting? At first glance, it is a love story between a young man and woman who are in love against the class system, and have begun to brain up the Indian song and dance version of Romeo and Juliet.
But Xiao Shijun admitted that similar routines are not uncommon in Indian movies, and even hiccups are curry flavored after watching too much, and occasionally watching one and feeling different. However, your name is "Bollywood Life and Death Love", what should other Indian movies be called?
7 Meet love around the corner of the world
Directed by: Stephen Koman Darev
Starring: Mickey Manojlovic / Carlo Lyubek
Genre: Drama/Family
Also known as: Although the world is big, there is love around the corner
I thought it was taken by Bay Bay.
Every time I see a similar name, Xiao Shijun is very unhappy, why is there love everywhere in your world? There is love in the center of the world, love in the corners, even full of love, maybe I am an alien.
The film really doesn't suck as much as the name, and while it comes from Bulgaria, a country that most people aren't familiar with, it's enough to make us feel good about films in small languages.
I don't understand exactly what you did
Some movies are probably filmed too hard, and they don't have the heart to think of a good name, just make people scratch their heads.
What about sending the audience away? Do you think we're coaxed? We can not watch (but regret it...). ）。
8 fried green tomatoes
Directed by: Jon Avenay
Starring: Kathy Bates / Jessica Tandy / Mary Louise Parker
Genre: Comedy/Drama
Also known as: Laughing Proud Of Peers
You can't look at the tomatoes directly from now on.
There are also many movies named after a certain detail in the story, but viewers who have not seen it cannot appreciate this kind of good intentions.
For example, "Fried Green Tomatoes", the title and poster make Xiao Shijun think that it is a food show where four female chefs do dark dishes. In fact, the movie is about two women accompanying each other, growing up together, and burying a lily line if there is none.
A bean friend said well, if it is called "Fried Green Tomato", then Xu Ke's "Green Snake" can be called "Tiger Skin Green Pepper", why can't it be with food?
9 Even then I didn't do it
Director: Zhou Fangzhengxing
Starring: Ryo Kagaki / Asaka 濑户 / Koji Yamamoto
Genre: Drama
又名：Just Don't Do it
Even took the route of selling cuteness.
"Even then I didn't do it." This is the use of lines as the title of the movie, look at this unjust tone, put in "The Vanishing Lover", "Shawshank Redemption" (Taiwanese translation: stimulation 1995) is no problem.
Another look at it found that this movie was produced by Neon, and it was instantly understood. It seems clear and detailed, but it is actually confusing is one of their habits of naming movies.
For details, please refer to: "I heard that Kirishima is going to retire", "Throw away the books and go to the street", "Our 700-day war with Mr. Stationed in"... Another thing they have in common is that they are all pretty good-looking.
10 top questions about time travel
Director: Garys Jarivik
Starring: Anna Farris / Chris O'Dodd / Mark Wootton
Genre: Comedy/Sci-Fi
Also known as: Time Travel Q&A
Isn't that the homework a screenwriter should do?
What is this academic paper on spicy chicken crossing drama? The title of the film is a serious but unknown masterpiece.
As a small cost indoor science fiction film with a big brain hole, it has the heart of Xiao Shijun (WeChat ID: dsfysweixin), if you have to position it, you can only say that the cross-over film of science fiction does not save money, and the cross-over film of partial love is not as big as its brain hole. If you have to talk about its shortcomings, can you change the name?
Friends who like British humor, please do not hesitate to go on it.
Ten movies were written down, and Xiao Shijun (WeChat ID: dsfysweixin) complained bitterly and helplessly. I really don't know whether to say that the director is not at ease or the translator is not doing his job, and it is a crime to delay the audience to watch the movie.
In fact, every creator must have thought it through when naming his own work, often it is still a translation pot, and it is necessary to consider the national conditions.
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