Syringe Laugh Joy: The first 20220901
1 Good buddies are going to Washington State this week for a meeting on the control of Asian carp in the Mississippi River. The meeting was attended by a large number of people, the Ministry of Agriculture, the Environmental Protection Agency, and even the military
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There is not a single cook.
2 Once accompanied the leader to go out to eat. Halfway through eating, there were still a few dishes left, and the leader said to me: "Xiao Liu, urge the dish."
Looking at the steaming dishes on the table, I blew up with all my strength. The leader glared at me: "I'll let you go and urge the dishes that have not yet been served!" ”
I'm that embarrassed
3 The place where the girlfriend lives is small, the room is only five square meters, she once said that in the future, she must marry a person with a big house.
Recently, she met a man on a blind date and came back from a visit to her boyfriend's house today.
I remembered that he said about the size of the house, so I asked her curiously, "How's it going, how big is he there?" ”
She said, "you, neither of me nor I kissed him on the mouth...
