It's a story about bumping into incense, and it's also a story about a straight old boy.
Family WeChat group:
The one who wants to plant this can come back and cut it, and I'm going to cut it. (Nephew)
Touching incense is not it? Help me keep it and wait for your uncle to go back tomorrow and get it. (Me)
Well, cut it directly. (Nice generous nephew)
I'm going back this afternoon. (The old handsome pot in the family, but quite positive, Geng Zhi old boy, hereinafter referred to as Geng Zhi male)
Go upstairs yourself, I'm going to have a meeting in the afternoon. (Nephew)
Good. (Geng Zhinan)
……
(after 2 hours)
I don't know, even the roots have been dug up, if I want it, I will take some back the day after tomorrow. (Geng Zhinan)
Bring the basin back [sneak a laugh].
The pot is not taken, in the end is not planted?
(I went, Geng Zhi old boy, no sense of humor at all)
No, just leave a few roots, there will be a lot of buds. (Nephew can only put away humor)
Seems to have roots. (Geng Zhinan)
(Another hour has passed)
Bring some seeds back, and even the squirrel is gone [cover your face]. (Nephew)
Alas, talking to a straight man should never want to be on a channel, asking him to help cut the point back, he has helped others to pull it all up.
Don't worry, wait until I plant a pot for you to go back, I have something to do outside, I don't have time to see the flowers your uncle took back, wait until tomorrow I look at it, and then bring some back! (I quickly remedied)
Straight men's thinking is not something that ordinary people can understand. Afterwards I asked him why he had pulled out all the roots, and he said, I don't know the word, I didn't pull it, I saw a small machete in the basin, I thought it was for me to pry it all away, so I pried it all back.
Hearing this, crying and laughing, people prepare a knife there, it is for you to cut, who let you pry?
I can only be speechless, forget it, don't say it, the gas is full [cover your face] [cover your face] [cover your face] #Send yourself a small red flower # # Just lighten the summer # #手机随手拍 Record the beautiful bits #
