A mother rushed into the emergency room of the hospital with her baby in her arms, shouting loudly as she ran, "Doctor, doctor, hurry up, my baby was bitten by a fish", followed by an untimely laugh!
How strange is the new mother, saying that she is not in a hurry, she rushes in again, saying that she is in a hurry, and she laughs loudly while running. It is estimated that they are all laughed at by their own behavior!
The mother rushed into the doctor's treatment room, and couldn't help but smile and ask the doctor, "Doctor, have you ever seen a baby bitten by a fish?" ”
The doctor is a young handsome man, he can't laugh when he hears it, because he has never seen a case of being bitten by a fish, and then he checked the wounds of the children, in fact, the wounds are very shallow, and it should only need to be poisoned.
Mom is still not at ease, continue to play her unconventional imagination, she said, some fish are not to release some toxins, can be injected to prevent? The doctors are all confused, this fish is not a cat or dog, and there is no corresponding vaccine. So it's impossible to get any injections.
Next, the mother took out her mobile phone and showed the culprit of biting the child. I also accidentally told the truth, in fact, the child was bitten because the mother called the child to touch the fish! What a bitch! Who said that dad only has a baby is unreliable, and mothers with babies are also unreliable! [Cover your face] [Cover your face]
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