The quadrennial Olympics are here! This carnival of men watching the competition and women watching the flesh once again swept the world!
Although it is winter in Rio, the small flame in the hearts of our majority of women is still burning, and the married unmarried have no object... All caught up in a new round of screen licking frenzy!
Why can the Olympic athletes fall so close to the country?
Because of the long-term uninterrupted professional physical training, the body line naturally explodes every day Ge You paralyzed playing with the mobile phone of the otaku, abs mermaid line what is basically standard.
Because in the private Reuters photos, they are firm, tall, and smiling; when they stand on the podium and cry at the national flag, they can instantly move the whole of China!
Because of tenacity, hard work, self-motivation, indomitability... These adjectives that shine the most in a man's personality are inherently created for them! Every body is a living hormone!
What single girl has never dreamed of taking them in her own pocket!
Dreams are a must, and fans marrying idols is no longer a distant legend.
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Now, let's move on to the preparation phase.
You know, every Olympic champion is just an ordinary athlete before he becomes a champion. They are selected from an early age and then sent into a closed environment to begin a cycle of boring training.
They are almost only teammates and coaches around them. Life and thought are relatively simple, and the only goal is to win glory for the country.
Instead of trying to directly throw down the champion in one step, the difficulty coefficient is slightly larger, it is better to take a long-term view, develop potential stocks first, and make an athlete boyfriend!
With this plan in mind, it is necessary to start preparing.
First, dig your own network extensively.
Even if their classmates, friends, relatives, and colleagues don't know provincial or national athletes, their friends, friends of friends will always know one or two hooks.
It is better to have early reserves yourself. For example, Kong Jie's wife, Chen Xiaoyun, learned Go in his childhood, which is considered to be related to her husband's circle in the morning.
Second, make connections without a trace.
If the middleman and you are a girlfriend and brother who have been tried and tested, then the following steps can be omitted, just say the purpose.
If he and the intermediary were still half acquainted, then Sima Zhao's heart could not be manifested too quickly. You can ask him for a small favor first, then invite him to a big meal to send gifts, and then invite him to hi pi together.
After a few rounds, the feelings are naturally in place, at which time the euphemistic expression of the appeal will not attract disgust, and the success rate will be greatly improved. After all, eating people's mouths is short, taking people's hands is soft, and it is a truth to put it everywhere!
Finally, thanks to your tireless efforts of being willing to spend money and not being afraid of time-consuming, congratulations on your successful contact information.
Initial arming phase.
Hairstyle - Black long straight will always be the first place in the list of straight men's favorite hairstyles. Kill Matt style Golden Retriever King explosion please go away. Girls with strong appearance can also try popular colors such as grandma gray with short hair.
Makeup - Nude makeup is king, you can plant eyelashes, wear beautiful pupils, but beautiful pupils must not fill the entire eye socket. The photo makeup of the circle of friends can be slightly thicker, but definitely do not smoke makeup thick eyeliner fan-shaped false eyelashes, capital letters Out and Low.
Figure - you can have no muscles and vest line, but you must not be fat. 160, 90 pounds of standard, one centimeter higher increments one pound best. Therefore, proper exercise and keeping your mouth shut are the basic cultivation.
Costumes – Don't wear a full set of sports styles that don't suit him in order to cater to his athlete status. But be sure to have a pair or two of trendy sneakers to get your hands on.
Reason: Male athletes are surrounded by female athletes who are more fierce than they are, so they generally prefer girls who look feminine at first glance.
The black is long and straight, the makeup is clean, and the slender and delicate is never wrong.
Whether wearing dresses or T-shirt shorts, it is necessary to be simple and generous to show the figure, rich girls buy foreign high-end fashion brands, and poor girls buy high-street fast fashion brands.
Conditional male athletes uniformly love to buy fashion sneakers, you wear both corresponding to his preferences, itself can match many clothes.
The circle of friends must not brush the screen, let alone forward the messy information.
Go to some small fresh literary and artistic places, send some photos of drinking afternoon tea and eating, and friends hot pot skewers occasionally send hair, nightclubs a bunch of wine bottles close-ups to avoid.
A few photos of yoga in yoga clothes, running in sports bras, and hot pants at the gym are key!
It's best to take photos that seem casual (in fact, the concave shape is tired to death) pose; selfies can also be taken, not more than two at a time, leaving him room for reverie.
Ordinary girls from ordinary families should grit their teeth and close into several second-line light luxury items.
Daddy is a local girl, don't nakedly show the obvious luxuries of your logo, and the sun should also be a little horizontal, such as Tiffany or Cartier who inadvertently shows her wrist when drinking coffee from a cup, and casually put a YSL handbag next to a bowl of spicy hot.
Taking a direct close-up shows that you are very uninformed, very shallow, and will also make him misunderstand that you are engaged in some kind of fringe industry.
Male athletes have been influenced by Gen Zheng Miaohong's thoughts since childhood, and most of them cannot accept this. They will one day become the pride of the country, and they may not be willing to "marry" into the rich.
In short, it creates a feeling that life is colorful but not casual, petty bourgeoisie but not forced, single but actively yearning for love, and has its own taste and grounding.
They will have a good feeling and curiosity about you when life is monotonous, and feel that you are a key to open the door to a new world, and the world outside the door is radiant and can bring him warmth, rather than dragging him into a boring decadence.
Contact and Communication Phase:
A slight reticence in the initiative - good at using WeChat, the most convenient stirring artifact, to take the initiative to like comments, three consecutive times to interrupt the frequency of two times.
Keep your exposure and don't show the intention of paying attention to him at all times.
Of course, it is normal for him to have no response in the early stages, maybe he turned around and went to training after sending a message, and after training, he had forgotten about it. So, you can't be discouraged, stick to it!
The sense of humor is not happy - everyone can only see their aura and honor, but you can see their private circle of friends (which is negligible on Weibo), learn about their unknown high-intensity training and the huge pressure that comes up from time to time.
Whether their personality is sunny and funny, or calm and introverted, they may complain, will be depressed, and will be anxious and depressed because they cannot break through themselves for a while!
At this time, do not use the chicken soup tone to leave a message.
For example: "Believe in yourself, you must be able to do it!" "Don't give up, keep working hard, you will achieve the final victory, I am optimistic about you!"
Please, these words they listen to all the time, their training atmosphere, can be said to be 24 hours are playing super concentration of chicken blood! Your words will only make them more upset!
The right way to leave a message: pretend not to know the reason why he exudes this emotion, only for him and his emotions themselves to comfort, must be humorous.
For example: "Hey, how can I feel a little uncomfortable?" My girlfriend said that when I was in a bad mood, I was like a pufferfish, and I feel that you are now also a pufferfish! Haha"
It's an analogy with yourself, infecting him. Then you can naturally send him a picture of the puffer fish that is bulging and rolling, and I don't believe him or not smile.
"Once upon a time, there was a penguin who said he was so annoyed, and then he died cold. Hello Penguins. ”
This is cold humor, and the stem of cold humor should be understood by young people.
These are all from Weibo paragraphs, girls look at more paragraphs is no harm, and then save some mocking memes, in case of emergency.
The topic should be fully reserved - at this time, the male god will probably already give you likes and messages. You can already find out his free time and pop open the small window through the time period when he likes and comments the most!
The beginning must be opened well, to arouse his desire to communicate.
For example: "Hahaha, tell you something!" My colleague told me today that the triathlon of your Olympic Games is a discus javelin! ”
There will be a reply: "Hahahahahahaha ”
Then you pick it up and sell it by the way: "Is it really funny?" Is it? Actually, I didn't quite figure it out! ”
If he just says, "No, it's swimming, cycling, and running." ”
It's time for you to change the subject, whether he specializes in these three or not, you have to turn the topic to him: "So how are you playing these three?" "Wow, you're the legendary Iron Man!" ”
What if he said in a roundabout way, "What three do you think it is?" ”
Congratulations, he's already poking you back!
Therefore, you have to know a little about the current hot spots, especially the non-professional aspects that he is interested in, and know how to switch in time to avoid cold field.
You have to have your own unique insights, let your chat become a channel for him to absorb new information, and add color to his boring life.
Realistic phases:
After doing the above, it is estimated that dating has officially begun.
Their breaks are usually short, almost always ready for battle, and they have to return to the team with a phone call.
So, every time you go on a date, you have to do a good job of strategy beforehand.
First, ask him about his favorite taste, which one he usually likes to go to, and show your easy-going accommodation. If he says let you decide, you don't say "casually".
You have to use the review software to search extensively, exclude, and finally choose a location with the most convenient transportation and good environmental taste.
Second, don't take the initiative to propose to call a bunch of friends out of hi, although you really want to show off that you have won the male god, please bear with it.
After he introduces you into his circle, it is not too late for you to bring you into your circle. If he offers it, you laugh and say okay.
Third, don't expect him to accompany you on a long-distance trip, and explore more good places in the surrounding area, beautiful mountains and rivers, and resorts with decent conditions, and you can stay in a leisurely place for one night.
Don't think about showing childishness and going to the playground, the queue will be vomiting; don't think about showing strength and pulling him to the donkey walk, he just wants to be good Ge You paralyzed.
In short, you have to know how to arrange planning so that every date will make a good impression on him. Make him feel comfortable with you from the heart.
Don't let him have to worry about some of the trivialities of dating when it's hard to relax on vacation.
Your inclusive understanding makes him feel full of positive energy, and his competitive state will be better.
You may inadvertently create a champion!
When he became the champion, the media exposure increased greatly, the schedule was fuller, and there were a bunch of people around him at any time, surrounded by fans everywhere he went, and it was impossible to have any private time to accompany you.
So, you have to keep a good attitude.
First, low-key.
It's best to keep the public unaware of your existence. See Sun Yang's flight attendant ex-girlfriend, which is a living negative example that has dragged its feet.
Second, be sensible.
At this time, even if you have the conditions to fly around the world like Huo Qigang chasing Guo Jingjing, it is best not to do so. You chased after the egg, you do not have the identity of the Huo family's Olympic Committee, you can see people without hindrance.
Third, trust.
He will become the focus of everyone's attention, you will have thousands of "love enemies" in an instant, and maybe he will have many opportunities to cooperate with beautiful women in the entertainment industry in the future.
At this time, you must be steady, be calm, don't say cool words, don't do it. Trust him and trust yourself.
Fourth, follow the fate.
In the beginning, you have to understand. He doesn't belong to his parents, he doesn't belong to you, he doesn't belong to himself, he belongs to the country.
He is all for the honor of the country, and when he truly becomes the pride of the country, he will bear and carry more and heavier things.
He may make some sacrifices to lighten the burden on his shoulders. If he chooses to sacrifice you, please wipe your tears and stride away.
Don't entangle, don't add to the chaos, don't be confused, can't get by with him, just can't get over the country! How can you go against the state! This is the cultivation of the high class.
You are already a very lucky woman who was able to throw down the champion, but you are still just an ordinary person, and you must always recognize your true social identity.
And his love affair and marriage, before he retired, even had to be approved by the organization. You'll never be a champion lady until he marries you.
Please continue to be a quiet beautiful girl, collect this memory in your heart, and let your tenderness leave an eternal shadow in his heart.
When he stands on the podium again, you'll be excited and shouted with every Chinese! But you know, after saying a word of preciousness, you have been strangers since then!
Alas, how to write and write on the style of painting suddenly!
In fact, the point I want to say is in the end - it is really difficult to fall in love with the Olympic champion, so single girls really might as well choose a boyfriend to celebrate the holiday together on the occasion of Tanabata, from among the boys who are asking for a date who give gifts from around!