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The simply furnished room was pitch black, except for the faint blue light on the screen in the study, and occasional tick-tock messages could be heard.

At this time, a slight footstep came from the kitchen from far and near, and the figure gradually became clear.

Didi Di Di ——

The message prompt sounded again, the person's footsteps were wrong, I didn't see how she moved, and her figure appeared in the study like a wisp of green smoke, so fast that it could leave a string of shadows. She took a sip of her freshly brewed instant drink and casually placed the panda-shaped mug on the desk, her fingers sliding up the virtual screen.

[Pei Ye, are you there?] 】

[In, Pei Ye?] 】

[Grandma Pei, 100,000 urgent things, don't pretend to be dead!] 】

[Uncle Pei, I call you Uncle no, see the news quickly returned, otherwise I will hack your brain! 】

[Pei Ye out, Pei Ye out, I know you're online, don't hide behind the screen without making a sound, I know you're peeping at the screen!] 】

……

The time in the lower right corner jumps second by second.

Pei Ye read the message of his increasingly irritable friend, and his expression was as calm as stagnant water.

Friends begged Grandpa to tell Grandma and then desperately compromised, brushing more than two hundred screens in a row.

Pei Ye skipped the nutritious nagging in the middle and went straight down to the last few sentences.

[Grandma Pei, you can hold your breath, I concede defeat, I have served you.] 】

Friends' attitudes gradually softened.

[There is something I want to ask you to help, you haven't been very idle lately, help me take care of a cub, everything is easy to say after the matter is done.] 】

[The existence of this cub is not convenient for outsiders to know, and if you want to come and go, you can only come to you to help take care of it.] 】

[I know you can't take care of children, so I specially designed a fool-style cultivation APP for the little one, you can just raise it, no trouble at all.] 】

[I still have something to talk about, I'll talk about it later!] 】

Friend XXX sent you a document offline, please pay attention to check it.

The movement is so fast that it seems to be selling hot potatoes.

Pei Ye stared at these words for a long time, but finally chose to receive them.

Her posture changed from a straight sitting position to a lazy and decadent Ge You lying down, straight and long legs crossed in the corner of the desk, humming the local indigenous popular minor tune in her mouth.

Download, install, open the APP.

Coherent.

A second later, the screen of the brain snapped black, and a brilliant sea of pink stars slowly emerged.

The sea of stars moved closer to the center of the screen of the brain, forming a pink vortex.

Not long after, the pink vortex condensed into a cute pink heart, simulating the heart thumping three times.

"Why does a cub app design such a commotion?"

As he spoke, the love heart exploded at once, turning into a flowing pink light and converging into four big words.

【Love and Cub Raising】

Pei Ye: "..."

Not only is the design of the bag but also the plagiarism of the borrowed stem.

Playing this kind of game will pull down your style.

She grabbed the snacks piled up in the corner of the study, tore open the degradable paper bag, pulled out the potato chips and clicked to eat.

After waiting for the kung fu, the long scene animation finally ended, jumping out of a more riotous logo.

It is clearly a privately produced APP, and the producer has also designed a series of disclaimers for this cub app, which requires Pei Ye to sign a statement to enter the game.

She glanced casually and saw that the terms of these disclaimers were rather mentally retarded.

[This game is a cultivation game that integrates love and cub raising.] 】

[First, the cultivation of cubs is all controlled by the player (if the cub is mentally retarded, please don't be angry, I am three provinces and my body, find problems from myself, refuse domestic violence), the growth of cubs requires the player to participate in the whole process, please treat it solemnly, do not want to fish for three days and dry the net for two days Oh ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ]

[Second, the cub's mood is very sensitive, please pay attention to its mood changes. 】

[Third, the cub has made a mistake, please guide the main, do not use foul language. 】

[Fourth, once this game is activated, it is bound for life, cannot be destroyed and cannot be discarded. 】

……

[Finally, all the interpretation rights belong to the Heavenly Brain!] 】

[Don't accept you to beat me!] 】

Pei Ye: "..."

She wants to buy a ticket to the Central Planet now and take the old lair!

In front of whom is the storm not good, actually in front of her?

Pei Ye did not look closely at these mentally retarded terms, pulled to the end and agreed, signed his own name according to the process, and bound the account.

With the melodious and brisk BGM ringing out, the game finally begins.

Pei Ye casually clicked and clicked, skipping the boring novice guide.

Compared to the fancy cutscenes and logo screens, the game interface is surprisingly simple, the inside of the screen is a simple room, the walls are all gray, one side is closed frosted windows, a closed door, a wooden table, a wooden stool, and a fancy egg on the wooden stool, nothing else.

This egg is really fancy, roughly counted to have twenty or so colors, and it is messy like a child's doodle.

She poked the egg, and a name box popped out of the screen.

【Please name the cub or lover】

"Since they all say it's a cub, it's called a cub."

This game setting really makes her grooved.

She is not a paper sex, it is impossible to take the paper person in the APP as a partner, and the lover is even more impossible.

Raising cubs and raising lovers is not equivalent to raising cubs and selling them domestically?

Too heavy to swallow

_(:with」∠)_

【Name Successful】

The system prompted the end, and the egg head was topped with two small words ——

【Ah Cub】

Pei Ye explored the functions of various keystrokes, and the system prompted her to give the account an ID.

After pondering for a moment, [your Abba] was born.

If the egg is attached to the title, the small characters on the top of the head will become "Your Abba's Cub"

She poked at the various icons while studying the meaning of the icons.

"Such a simple game is also so good to make, lying on the market can not even make a splash ..."

Retired from the Federal Military Department, Pei Ye was addicted to games all day, and she was almost involved in games such as action, adventure, simulation, role-playing, and casual. Among them, it is mainly based on the popular kryptonite (krypton) game, and the cultivation game has also played several games, but after playing for a while, it is clear that the routine is abandoned.

Judging from her point of view, this cultivation APP is too simple.

I really can't arouse the impulse of kryptonite.

"How did this thing upgrade?"

After groping for a while, Pei Ye found that there was a progress bar named "Merit" on the egg.

"Merit" is equivalent to the experience of ordinary games, and there is no kryptonite channel for the time being, only relying on the liver.

"According to the cultivation routine, at this time, we should launch 'one dollar purchase' and 'six yuan to send SR skin' to deceive Krypton..."

There are "1s" and "6s", and step by step, there will be 98, 188, 348 and 648

_(:with」∠)_

Rao is Pei Ye has also been kryptonite by game merchants for tens of thousands.

The game of cultivation is either krypton or liver, and the game of krypton and liver is called no face.

She has nothing now, except for a lot of leisure time, and her body is full of liver, so Krypton gold is not cost-effective.

"How much merit does it take to break the shell?" Ten hundred thousand... A thousand merits? It doesn't seem like much..."

Pei Ye poked wildly and found that the novice guide who had just skipped had important clues.

She quickly pulled out the novice guide and looked at it carefully.

A piece of parchment is rolled up in the center of the picture, and the text in the front is still relatively clear, but the back is contaminated with ink and intermittent.

[More than 100,000 years ago, the heavens and the earth were full of aura, and although there was friction between immortals, people, demons, and demons, the whole was quite peaceful. 】

[There is a vast continent in the human world, and there are hundreds of countries on the mainland, and there is a small country with a population of less than one million, known as "Tanchang". 】

The ink is dotted behind the two sentences, obscuring several lines of handwriting.

【...... Years later, Empress Tan Changguo gave birth... Named '... Sue'...]

After that, it was another piece of ink, and Pei Ye could only barely see a few words.

The contact context should be what happened to this prince named "Su", and the guess should be that "Tan Chang" was destroyed by whom? After the destruction of the country, "Su" blackened and did the great thing of heavenly anger and resentment, and finally Heavenly Dao was furious and lowered a curse. Unless "Su" clears the countless karmic obstacles in his body, eternal life cannot be liberated.

In the end, the soul of "Sue" turned into this egg.

Players need to hatch the egg, accompany "Su" to earn merit, luck, and help "Su" wake up.

After Pei Ye read it, he only had one thought——

"Shoddily crafted game background!"

The setting of the rotten street, casual search can find a bunch of similar free materials.

Understanding the background of the egg's game, Pei Ye set out to study how to earn "merit" by playing dungeons.

Although the friend is a pit cargo, since he promised it to help raise the cub, he will raise it, and idle is also idle.

Addicted to online games or addicted to the cultivation of games, there is no difference, the same can pass the time.

The quest entrance is easy to find.

In the upper right corner of the screen, there is a skull button with the word "copy" written on it.

Click in, and a long roll of parchment appears on the screen, which is a little old, with a little yellow-brown corner.

Except for the first copy that is lit, everything else is locked, gray marked, and cannot be opened.

She can only click on the top copy of the introduction.

At this look, I was almost blind.

Why did the septuagenarian woman die tragically on the street? Why do hundreds of sows scream at night? Why are condoms in commissaries so often blackmailed? Why are girls' dorm underwear frequently stolen? What is the hidden behind the theft of dormitory bed sheets? Who did the flowery young chrysanthemum bloom? Behind all this!!! Is it a distortion of human nature or a moral degeneration? Stay tuned to this quest channel and let [Your Abba] lead us into the hearts of demons and ghosts and explore the unknown world...]

Curiosity made her click in, and the desire to survive made her want to fork the interface.

"What a crap?"

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Pei Ye had a feeling of anger that his IQ was pressed to the ground by his friends.

She wanted to unload the game, but this broken game was toxic, the interface was actually stuck at this time, and she also slid her hand to [enter the copy].

"Can you still do this?"

She didn't believe that her brain was stuck even running the APP, unless someone was secretly demonizing.

For example, the maker of this app.

Pei Ye locked on to the suspect, and several prompts popped up in succession.

Ready to enter the quest, please be prepared.

Countdown 3...

Countdown 2...

Countdown 1...

Go to the quest!

Have fun playing!

The pleasant sound of the game sounded, and before Pei Ye could react, his eyes suddenly went black, and he directly lost consciousness.

Before she lost consciousness, she trance-like heard the teasing laughter of her friends.

[All interpretation rights belong to The Heavenly Brain!] 】

[Don't accept you to beat me!] 】

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