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Folk tale: The man came home drunk, saw his sister-in-law's door in the middle of the night, and he hid in the bullpen

author:Fumishi Kozuki

Tang Wu, a talented talent, had a full belly, but he repeatedly failed to pass the test, and had no choice but to return to his hometown to become a teaching gentleman.

Perhaps depressed, once depressed, he chose to become good friends with fine wine, and on several occasions he was drunk and drunk, and when he returned home it was late at night.

Tang Wu had an older brother, Tang Zhong, who was a businessman, who looked thick and honest, and married his wife Liu Shi a few years ago.

Folk tale: The man came home drunk, saw his sister-in-law's door in the middle of the night, and he hid in the bullpen

Liu's face is beautiful, her figure is graceful, and she used to be the close-fitting ring of a lady of a large household. This family had fallen because of the crime against the magnates, she had no one to rely on, and when she saw that Tang Zhongren would honestly make money, she intended to be with him.

Tang Zhongwu is short in stature, and he can marry a beautiful wife who is naturally happy to close his mouth, in order to let his wife live a good life, he often sleeps outside the wind and eats and is busy with business, and usually rarely goes home.

The younger brother Tang Wu was far more shrewd than the older brother, and once when he came home drunk late at night, he bumped into his sister-in-law's boudoir still with a light on, and there was a strange man's voice in the house.

Horrified, he crept to the window and saw a bearded man with a fleshy face in his sister-in-law's boudoir, and the two were playing and fighting.

Folk tale: The man came home drunk, saw his sister-in-law's door in the middle of the night, and he hid in the bullpen

Probably accidentally, he stepped on the stones on the ground and made a disturbance.

"Who!" With a loud shout, Tang Wu pulled out his legs and hurried to run. Fortunately, Tang Wu was clever and slipped into the abandoned bullpen to escape the disaster, and when he came out, he was smelly.

"It's dangerous! Although his identity was not revealed, his sister-in-law was shrewd and must have guessed that it was himself. Tang Wu muttered to himself, "You have to think of a way." ”

The next day, he bought two large roast chickens and a pot of good wine to send to Zhao Yutou, who was on an errand at Yamen.

The two had some friendship, but they could not talk about a close relationship, Zhao Yutou saw that Tang Wu had come over, he was not polite, and said thank you and accepted the wine and meat.

After a period of time, Tang Wu sent wine and meat to Zhao From time to time, and the relationship between the two gradually became more harmonious.

One day, Tang Wu finally said, "Brother Zhao, there is something that still has to trouble you. ”

Folk tale: The man came home drunk, saw his sister-in-law's door in the middle of the night, and he hid in the bullpen

Zhao Yutou bit a big chicken leg and smiled heartily, "Brother Tang is polite, if there is anything to say, despite the squeak, brother try to help." ”

Tang Wu whispered a few words in his ear, and Zhao Yu couldn't stop nodding his head, and immediately patted his chest and said, "Brother rest assured." ”

For some time after that, Tang Wu came home late every day, and several times he was still drunk, but he didn't see anyone during the day, as if he was investigating something.

One night, Tang Wu returned home drunk again, and saw that the lights in his sister-in-law's boudoir were on, but the door was hidden, he sneered, and his heart had already made up his mind.

There was no movement in the room, he gently pushed open the door and walked in, and then walked out slowly.

Folk tale: The man came home drunk, saw his sister-in-law's door in the middle of the night, and he hid in the bullpen

Shortly after he walked out of the room, the voice of a strange man came from inside the room, and he was the bearded man.

"Motherfucker! Now that his shoes are stained with phosphors, I see where he's going. The bearded man smiled evilly, "As long as you and this boy who is in the way, you and I can live a fairy-like life every day." ”

After the bearded bearded man finished speaking, he did not forget to wrap his arms around Liu's slender waist, and only after a little bit of warmth did he show a fierce light and follow the traces of fluorescent powder.

"Good boy, you're hiding here." When I came to the bullpen, the phosphor had disappeared, and the bearded man laughed loudly.

Tang Wu walked out with a look of fear, and begged for forgiveness from the bearded Hu Han, at this time Liu Shi had already walked over.

"Whoever told you to bump into something you shouldn't see, next year today is your death day." Hu Dahan's face turned cold, and he pulled out his dagger and walked towards Tang Wu.

Liu Shi sighed slightly, turned his head, and seemed to be saying that the little uncle should not see the good things of the two of them.

At this moment, several catchers suddenly flocked from all directions, and the leader was None other than Zhao Catcher.

Folk tale: The man came home drunk, saw his sister-in-law's door in the middle of the night, and he hid in the bullpen

He gave the order, "Take down this adulterer and adulteress!" ”

The Liu Clan, who had not yet eased up, had already been taken down, and the bearded bearded man took two steps back to make a final resistance.

Helplessly, he was outnumbered, and finally he was taken down by Zhao Yutou.

After some exchanges, Zhao Catcher suddenly burst out laughing, and the crowd of hunters quickly looked puzzled, muttering that catching a thief was not a big achievement.

"There is labor, Zhao catches the head." Tang Wu bowed to Zhao Yu's head and saluted.

"Brother is polite, in fact, Zhao Mou should still thank you, this guy is not small." After Zhao Yutou finished speaking, he stared at the bearded man with his eyes glowing, smiled and groaned, and said, "You can make the brothers find it so hard." ”

Without waiting for the bearded man, Zhao Yutou stepped forward and tore off the mask on his face, revealing a beautiful face.

"Jade Face Scholar Feng Yihu." Tang Wu exclaimed.

Folk tale: The man came home drunk, saw his sister-in-law's door in the middle of the night, and he hid in the bullpen

This Feng Yihu is a famous flower picking thief, specially picking young girls to start, what makes the official government headache is that he will transfigure the art, so many years he has been at large, he did not expect to be mistakenly hit by Tang Wu, unfortunately planted his head.

Just when Zhao Yutou fought with him in close quarters, he smelled a faint fragrance. This fragrance is unique to Feng Yihu's body, and this Zhao Catcher is not small, once worked as an errand boy in the capital, but because he made a mistake and was degraded, he and Feng Yihu fought with each other that year, and he was deeply impressed by the smell on his body.

Liu Shi could not imagine being seduced by the flower picking thief, and for a while his face was flushed with shame.

From outsiders, It seems that Feng Yihu's arrest is purely coincidental, in fact, it is also thanks to Tang Wu's meticulous heart.

In those days, he and Zhao Yutou had a good relationship in order to deal with the bearded man. And secretly investigating Liu Shi is knowing that she is going to use phosphor against herself.

This fluorescent powder was sprinkled in the room, and as long as Tang Wu's shoes were stained, the bearded man could track him down. In addition, Liu Shi can also falsely accuse Tang Wujin of his boudoir intentions, and then accidentally be killed by the bearded Hu Dahan, which can be described as "killing two birds with one stone".

Just couldn't imagine that Tang Wu's plan was higher, he would plan it, and he had already informed Zhao That the head of the hunt had laid down the Heavenly LuoDi Net, and came to a move of "please enter the urn" to capture the two of them.

And Liu Shi thinks that she is very smart, but she does not know that she is smart but is mistaken by smart, in the end, she is not of good character and has brewed bitter fruit for herself.