Zhao Xin | short and medium stories are eleven: O Henry (19-22) "Artistic Conscience / Yellow Sparrow in the Back" and other 4 articles

Zhao Xin| Short story series XI: O Henry (19-22)

"Artistic Conscience / Yellow Sparrow in the Back / "The Meaning of the Drunkard" / Double Material Liar"

19. "Artistic Conscience"

"'I never got my partner, Andy Tucker, to conform to the ethic of pure fraud.'" "—hahahahaha.

"Those methods are not even convenient to include in the statute of the railway freight rebate system." - Irony.

"As for myself, I have always been reluctant to take other people's money without giving them anything —such as gold-wrapped jewelry, flower seeds, lumbap potions, stock securities, rubbing stove powder, or smashing people's heads; people spend money, and they have to get some price back. I think there were a few New Englanders among my ancestors, and their fear and wariness of the police had somewhat inherited from me.

But Andai's family tree is different. I think he, like a company limited by shares, has no ancestry to trace. Hahahahaha, the irony is too fierce.

"If we continue to scrape small sums of money from farmers, people will put us in the category of junior liars." - Irony.

"'The pittsburgh millionaire arrives in New York like a fly in a piping hot coffee—he's the target of attention and discussion, and he's uncomfortable. New York mocked him for spending so much money in that sneaky snoby city. —Sarcasm.

"Small account......... 5750.00 RMB /total............ 5823.00 yuan" - the irony gives too many tips.

"'In order to make some concessions to my wise and dignified views, he proposes that as long as I actively participate in any illegal trade we may take, he will ensure that the victims spend money to obtain what is real in the senses of touch, sight, taste and smell, and that I can make sense of conscience.' After he made this assurance, I was in a better mood and joined the scam with ease and pleasure. Hahahahaha, fifty steps of laughter and a hundred steps of irony.

"'When I met him, he had just made a bet with the owner of a steel company that four people at the Allegheny rolling mill would have committed suicide today, and they had won ten thousand yuan.'" —shuddering.

"'I paid him two dollars, and I showed a look of eagerness to get it, and he said that if the price was less than three hundred and thirty-five dollars, it would be equivalent to taking bread from the mouths of his children. As a result, we sold for twenty-five dollars. This turn shows the depth of the antique industry.

"'It's the one in his own house.'" That's the way it is.

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Satirize the vassal-style upstart.

20. "The Yellow Sparrow is Behind"

"He himself was an unlimited company of shares without capital, dedicated to the restless and stupid money of his compatriots." - Hahahahaha.

"'There are two kinds of hoaxes,' Jeff said, 'and they should be outlawed by law.'" I'm referring to speculation and theft on Wall Street. "Ban one of them, almost everyone will agree." I laughed.

Well, theft should also be banned. Jeff said; I couldn't help but wonder if the smile I had just made was superfluous. "—hahahahaha.

"The only sign of fruit is a thriving poplar with a yellow honeycomb and half a woman's torn vest hanging from it.

"—hahahahaha.

"'Come down on your own.' I've arrived at my destination. What is this town? "-hahahahaha.

So I sat on the sleeper with this Bill Basit, like two fellow artists, and began to brag about myself. He didn't seem to be famous, and we talked even more speculatively. "—hahahahaha.

"'I'll seduce the female employer first,' Bill said, 'and I'll seduce the lock when she lets me into the house.'" "—the verb.

"This is the first time in my life that I have participated in the National Conference of Greedy Men - slipping on the door to pick locks, cheating, speculating, all arrived." - Hahahahaha.

"The land the man bought was thirty-six feet deep, and had been occupied for so long by crocodiles and longmouth fish that his sovereignty was disputed." - Hahahahaha.

"So the three of us together, if there is some deductive reasoning and pictorial explanation by Yaxing, can represent labor, trade, and capital." But when trade has no capital, nothing can be bought or sold. When capital has no money, the sales of onion steaks are sluggish. Now we can only rely on the labor force with the steel crowbar. "—hahahahaha.

"'You two are helpless.' Finance has closed its doors and trade has ceased. The two of you can only count on the labor force to move around. All right. You should concede. "-hahahahaha.

"'I told her to wipe the oil lamp clean and fill it with oil.' She did as I said, and the oil lamp wouldn't explode. She thought that my sand in the oil lamp would not be fried, so she was relieved. This can be said to be the scientific treatment of Christianity in industry. "-hahahahaha.

After the sad insect said goodbye, the air was new. He lost the face of the nation's unearned industry. "—hahahahaha.

"'Yes, by then I had lost seventy-five dollars. But the night I bought the cards, I marked the back of each deck of cards. That's labor. Then trade and commerce began. The bread I threw in the water as bait began to come back in the form of wine-stained pudding. That's the way it is.

"At the end of the gamble, the five thousand dollars and some fractions went into my pocket, and Bill Basitt was left with only his wanderlust and the black cat he had bought to get a gilly one. As I left, Bill shook my hand. --The liar.

"'The manager of this mining company is signed by Ayer Fredericks. I don't understand—''Let me see that stock.' Jeff said hurriedly, almost snatching it from my hand. "—hahahahaha.

Deception within deception!

On the surface, it is robbery> business deception> investment deception, but in fact a large circle is reversed.

Spicy comical irony.

Slightly procrastinating.

21. "The Meaning of a Drunkard"

Lengthy and boring.

It's just a variation of Big Nose Love.

22. "Double Material Liar"

"It's a bit chilling that people over twenty years old have only a record of killing Mexicans." - Chilling.

"If the U.S. government can't get mixed up because it lacks my services, let it go down." I cook my own food, and I will treat you as much as possible within the limits of the salary given to me by the miserly government. "—It's ironic.

"'There's another reason. The man I killed in Laredo had the same thorn on the back of his left hand. —I had expected it. Alas, so cruel.

It's too cold and hard.

My heart was uncomfortable for a long time.