"Cut two pounds of beef and beat two dimes of wine." Most good people in Liangshan enter hotels and taverns and order such "hero packages".
According to the law of conservation of energy, a good man who eats more can have great strength, and a good man who is eight feet tall and waist and ten circumferences will be sharply reduced if he does not replenish his energy in time. Lu Zhishen, the first hero of Liangshan, was not even afraid of death, but he was most afraid of not having anything to eat. At the Clay Pot Temple, Lu Daxia, who had only eaten a few mouthfuls of thin porridge, could not beat the pig iron Buddha Cui Daocheng and Qiu Xiaoyi, so he had to drag his Zen staff and run.
After eating the dried meat pie of the Nine-Striped Dragon Shi Jin, the flower monk Lu Zhi was deeply resurrected with blood, and a Zen staff knocked Cui Daocheng off the bridge, and another Zen staff resulted in his life.
Slightly different from Lu Zhishen's meatless and unhappy, the walker Wu Song can have no meat, but he can't do without wine: before Jingyang Gang beat the tiger, he even drank eighteen bowls of through bottles of incense and went out to pour, before drunkenly beating Jiang Menshen, there was a "no three but no hope", that is, when he saw the guise of selling wine, he had to drink three bowls, only drank wine without eating vegetables, and drank three bowls of feet and left.
Wu Song's way of drinking is called "Dry Pull (Two Sounds)" in our north, and the people with extremely poor conditions drink it like this, Kong Yiji has fallen to the point of "stealing books", and when he drinks yellow wine, he also has to get a plate of fennel beans, it seems that Wu Song really had a few days of hard life when he broke into the rivers and lakes.
Wu Song does not like to eat meat when drinking, to choose Liangshan good appetite, Wu Song can not enter the top three, can also enter the top five. Before making a big fuss about Fei Yunpu, he ate two cooked geese in one go: "Wu Song's right hand was nailed to the shackles, but his left hand was scattered." Wu Song took the cooked goose from the shackles and ate it only for himself, and did not pay any attention to the two males; he walked another four or five miles, and then removed the cooked goose from his right hand and pulled it with his right hand, and tore his left hand to eat only for himself; but he could not walk five miles, and ate all the two cooked goose. ”
Goose meat is hot, ordinary people eat two cooked geese may have nosebleeds, Wu Song eating cooked geese will only make others bleed, he killed two Xie Cha and Jiang Zhong's two apprentices after the blood splashed Mandarin Duck Lou and then hungry, after zhang dujian and Zhang Tuanlian were killed, he enjoyed a high-ranking official's cuisine.
Half a pot of old wine in the northeast also raised a few big geese, do not need to feed at all, every day is to go out to eat until the neck is crooked before coming back, from the spring to the snow, generally have five pounds of weight, the big can grow to seven or eight pounds. We raise ordinary "geese", it is said that a good lion-headed goose can grow to ten pounds in three months, and the largest has thirty pounds.
Even if a goose weighs only five pounds, Wu Song can eat two at a meal, and the appetite is already amazing.
Before beating the hairy star Kong Liang, the anxious walker Wu Song ate a pair of fat chickens, a large plate of lean meat, and a bottle of blue and white urn wine in one breath.
Through these two big meals, we know that Wu Song can eat at least ten pounds of meat and drink ten pounds of good wine at a meal, so he can throw three or five hundred pounds of stone piers more than three meters high and catch it, and he can also kill a white-fronted tiger with a fist and foot.
Compared with Wu Song, the strength and amount of food of the Black Whirlwind Li Kui seemed to be much smaller. The black man was hungry and did not choose to eat, but his appetite was really not too big, which may be related to his eating--people who eat everything, their appetite will not be too good, and the amount of alcohol will not be too large.
Li Kui ate something, similar to the fat pig arch trough: "Li Kui chewed the fish from the bowl, so he reached out to the Song Jiang bowl to fish for it and eat it, and then went to the Dai Zong bowl and fished it over, dripping and dripping, pouring a table of juice." ”
Li Kui's black paws did not know how many days had not been washed, so he reached into other people's bowls to catch fish bones and chewed, three pounds of lamb came up, he did not use chopsticks: "A large price to just eat, twist your fingers, eat these three pounds of lamb." ”
Li Kui dog chewed on the pig, a meal can also eat about five pounds, the fist he hit, the strength is not very strong, in the wave on the back of the white strip "drum on the spine is also like" played for half a day, Zhang Shun can climb up and run, there is no external injury nor internal injury, if you change to Lu Zhishen or Wu Song, Zhang Shun has long been bleeding from the nose and mouth, and there is no breath out of the breath.
Li Kui's appetite was not as good as Wu Song's, and his appearance was of course far inferior: Wu Song's "body was frozen and his appearance was magnificent." A pair of eyes shot at the cold star, and the two curved eyebrows were like brush paint. The chest is wide and has the majesty of the invincible. The heart is bold, like shaking the heavenly lion under the clouds; the bones are strong, like shaking the ground and the cat is on the seat"; Li Kui is "a black bear with thick flesh, and the iron bull seems to be naughty all over the body." With a word of red and yellow eyebrows, the eyes are red and silky. Furious as an iron brush, vicious like a fox, and the canopy is evil and goes down the ladder of clouds" - growing fangs is "second master brother".
Li Kui could also hit a dozen white-striped Zhang Shun, who was more than six feet tall, and even if he was on land, he might not be able to defeat the Ruan Clan Sanxiong among the leaders of the water army.
Unlike the streamlined figure of other water army leaders, Nguyen Thi San Xiong looked very strong: Ruan Xiao'er, who was too old to stand on the ground, "had two horizontal branches on his back and a thousand pounds of strength on his arms"; The short-lived Erlang Ruan Xiaowu "had a pair of hands as thick as iron rods, and his eyes resembled copper bells"; and Nguyen Xiaoqi of Yan Luo was "as muddy as pig iron, suspected to be made of stubborn copper".
Ruan's three males are strong and strong, naturally they all have a good appetite, they drink a large bowl of wine and eat a large piece of meat, and the Zhi Duo Xing Wu Yong is stunned.
Wu used to seduce Ruan's three xiongs into the company to take the birthday class, naturally to fill the belly of the three good men, so in Shijie Village, four people opened the dry rice mode - in fact, only Ruan's three xiongs ate, Wu Yong could only look.
At the first meal, the shopkeeper just slaughtered a scalper, and Ruan's Three Xiong bought ten pounds of "flower cakes are also similar to good fat meat", and in a blink of an eye, he ate a jingguang: "The three brothers of the Ruan family let Wu Yong eat a few pieces, and they couldn't eat it." The three wolves ate tiger food and ate it once. ”
Ten pounds of beef is simply not enough for Ruan's three xiongs to eat, "Ruan Xiaoqi went to the boat to get a bucket of small fish up." About five or seven pounds, arranged on the stove. ”
At the second meal, twenty pounds of raw and cooked beef and a pair of large chickens were definitely not enough to eat, so Ruan Xiaoqi wiped his mouth and expressed envy to the good man of Liangshan: "Cheng Urn eats wine, eats meat in large pieces, how unhappy!" The three of us brothers have all the skills in the air, how to learn from them. If you can use it for a day, you will die and open your eyes. ”
Carefully calculated, Ruan's three xiongs ate thirty pounds of beef, ten pounds of chicken, and five pounds of fish in a row, and everyone ate fifteen pounds, and this appetite was already on par with that of the walker Wu Song.
Li Kui did not eat hungry and did not choose to eat, and his stomach was not healthy, so he was not as good as Ruan Sanxiong and the walker Wu Song, and of course, he was not as tall and fat as the flower monk Lu Zhishen- Lu Zhishen was as tall as Wu Song, but his weight and strength were obviously far superior to Wu Song: Wu Song belonged to the bodybuilding physique, and Lu Zhishen was more like a general with a big belly.
Lu Zhishen was a regular officer, there was a lot of money, naturally there was no shortage of good wine and good meat, he invited the nine-striped dragon Shi Jin and the tiger general Li Zhong, who met for the first time, "but take a bite of meat, just care about the future, set up a table", Lu Zhishen had an explanation in advance, "but there is, just sell it", in today's words, it is "fried a book".
Half a pot of old wine believes that among the one hundred single and eight generals in Liangshan, the most edible and the most able to eat is the flower monk Lu Zhishen, the timely rain Song Jiang in the Xunyang Building to set a picky eater, eat fresh fish almost pull dehydration, this is the monkey la thin - bad intestines.
People with wide hearts, fat bodies, good appetites, and broad hearts are generally more able to eat, picking and choosing like Song Jiang, and vicious dogs like Li Kui, which just shows their sinister and cunning and vulgar and despicable nature.
Lu Zhishen and Song Jiang Li Kui are completely different, he drinks not wine but happiness and love, even if the DaXiangguo Temple steals vegetables and spills skin, Lu Zhishen does not look down on the meaning at all: "Eating their wine and food every day, the Shang family also arranges some returns today." ”
Lu Zhishen treated the lowest-level pippi as an equal friend, and was also very generous when he invited guests: "The Daoist went to the city to buy some fruits, sold two or three cartons of wine, and killed a pig and a sheep." There were reed mats under the green locust trees, and the many pimps were invited to sit still. A large bowl of wine was poured, and a large piece of meat was cut, so that the people were fully fed. ”
By Lu Zhishen's measure, this pig and a sheep, he had to eat at least a quarter, and the rest was enough for the crowd to eat with their mouths full of oil and flowers, glad that he had followed the right big brother - this is Lu Zhishen's respectable and amiable.
Lu Zhishen likes to be lively and does not like to be restrained, which is called a gentleman's frankness and a hero without vulgarity.
The one that best reflects Lu Zhi's deep appetite and makes half a pot of old wine drool is when he eats dog meat at the foot of Wutai Mountain: "Zhi Shen smelled a burst of meat, and when he walked out of the open space to look, he saw a dog boiling in a sand pot by the wall... The dealer hurriedly took half a cooked dog meat, pounded some garlic paste, and put it in front of Zhi Shen in the future. Zhi Shen was overjoyed, and he pulled the dog meat with his hand, dipped it in garlic paste, and ate a dozen bowls of wine in a row. Eating smoothly, just want to eat, there willing to live. ”
Generally speaking, drunken gaffes are more disgusting, but Lu Zhishen is very funny after he is drunk, and Mr. Shi Nai'an also wrote a poem to ridicule Lu Daxia's drunken attitude: "Top-heavy, red in the eyes of the bright moon; lean forward and backward, take advantage of the breeze to turn east and west." He staggered up the mountain like a crane in the wind, and swung back to the temple like a turtle out of the water. ”
Lu Zhishen did not eat alone, and the dog legs he brought back from the restaurant were also "generously" taken out to "share": "Zhishen pulled a piece of dog meat and looked at the head of the road: 'You also reach the mouth.'" The monk at the head covered his face with two sleeves, and Zhi Shen said, "You don't eat?" 'Stuff the mouth of Zen and Zi with the flesh down. The monk could not hide, but stayed at the zen bed. Chi Shen grabbed him by the ear and stuffed the meat. ”
Lu Zhishen should not eat dog meat, should he "invite" other monks to eat dog meat, this is not mentioned for the time being, let's say that he can eat half a dog with only one leg left, this appetite, is entitled to sit on the top seat of the "Liangshan Big Stomach King".
Liangshan has the greatest appetite, the leader of the infantry is respected, Lu Zhi has a deep heart and a broad appetite, he can become the first hero of Liangshan, and he can eat and drink, and can afford to put down.
When half a pot of old wine is fired boiler, two or two leek buns, a meal can eat seventeen, a pound of dry noodles cooked into two lunch boxes, mixed with a little garlic sauce, within ten minutes can also be swept away, but in the whole workshop, but even the top three are not ranked, well-informed readers, Zhu Jun, must have seen a lot of "wide intestines" good men, so finally please laugh and recall: how much wine and meat have you eaten at most in a meal? How much can you eat in a meal?