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I have always felt that I am a person who has eaten and seen, and no kind of strange operation can stir my heartstrings.
Unexpectedly, although I loved this magical world, this magical world always beat me up.
Carbon-based organisms can always give me unexpected stimuli, and how bottomless the friction between people and people is.
This carbon-based creature is Director Cao lurking in the Netherlands.
Director Cao wandered alone in Amsterdam, and every year he had to quarantine for a long time in the past two years, during which his throat had to be poked out of the calluses.
Lonely, he finally couldn't help himself and said that he wanted to play some exciting games with me.
What game to play?
Director Cao has a lot of things and put forward two needs.
One is to satisfy his feeling of pointing out the country to conquer the world, and the other is a new game, and he doesn't want us to have completed the original accumulation and treat him as part of the game experience.
In the end, we reached a consensus and chose Return to Empire, a new mobile game.
It can not only meet the grand strategic pattern that Director Cao is proud of, but also the general system of Both Chinese and Western styles, symbolizing our feelings across 9,000 kilometers of Eurasia, and it is new and perfect.
Director Cao and I both landed in Dongzhou, and the biggest feature of "Return to the Empire" is freedom, very free, free enough to take off, marching without taking a grid, and no other games need to pave the way.
Director Cao also tried to spell out his name by occupying the land, and finally found that the character Cao was too complicated, so he took off half of it and put together a "day" character.
I think it makes sense, but also says that your arrangement layout, which is surrounded by people can not blame others, I want to fight.
Sometimes when I was eating, my wife asked me what I was giggling about with my mobile phone, and I said that I was taking Director Cao to see the jiangshan that I had not yet laid for him.
My wife threw a sentence, play can not be taken seriously, but do not charge him money, ah, are the common property of marriage.
Preferably, let him charge you money.
This is called open source.
2
Anyone who has played a strategic mobile game knows that players can be divided into two gate factions, one is the battle faction, collecting resources and ready to be attacked, ready to beat people or be kicked by people;
One is the kind of land cultivator who seriously expands the territory, touches the fish when shouting a fight, and paddles when shouting siege.
Director Cao and I are playing with new tricks, stepping on the green pie, that is, all kinds of circles.
However, people don't look for things to find people, one day, Director Cao sent me a private message in the game, saying that he was beaten.
I'm in a hurry, how dare someone beat you? Send me the ID.
He gave me an ID.
I looked even more anxious, people are an ally with more than 100 people, what are you doing here? Don't run again he came and even beat me together.
He said dead fat man don't you help me avenge?
I said yes, but the godfather once taught that revenge is the best dish to eat when it is cold, so we have to exchange time for space now, sorry I have to be worthy of my own money.
Moving together far away from the Bad Guys, I began to plan.
The reason why there are so many fans of strategy games is that the fact that they can't fight now doesn't mean they can't fight forever, first operate, get up, accumulate strength, and then find opportunities to bulldoze a wave.
So I found an excel table that had not been moved for many years, calculated the number of points of various resources, used tools to improve efficiency, used calculations to overcome intuition, and made up for the time wasted in the previous world.
I have to say that the last time I played the game so seriously, or when I played Texas Hold'em with Teacher Niu, he figured out the probability of the mobile phone, I directly dragged out the notebook to say that I wanted to work from time to time, and secretly opened the calculation.
In the end, we both lost the most, and others said that you two are not only dishes, but also have a bad mentality, and it is useless to use tools.
Thinking of this, I can't help but think of the shared bicycle of that year, I combined various news and financing data to analyze, the deposit was given to the small yellow car, and finally yellow.
Thinking of this, I can't help but think of the time when I opened a restaurant, I also calculated the cost so hard, but in the end I couldn't escape the fate of the arrangement, and this time, I want to grasp the fate in my own hands.
I was immersed in the conspiracy, Director Cao's information came again, can I hit someone?
I said, these 48 hours have not passed, the blitzkrieg has not been so flashy, ah, waist can not stand.
Director Cao said, when I was wandering around, I found that we could hide in the woods, and when the troops entered the woods, they would be invisible, and others would not be able to see them, so they could carry out sneak attacks.
As soon as I heard the sneak attack, I was excited, I liked to sneak ambush and stuffy sticks the most, when playing with chicken, I was eager to crawl around the poison ring, how could I miss this kind of ass-picking behavior.
But the sneak attack should also pay attention to strength, Teacher Ma went to sneak attack Schwarzenegger, and finally the graves had to be swept away by Gatling, looking at Director Cao's thin troops, I think there is still a difference between sneak attack and sending heads.
Director Cao said, we have been shopping for so long have you not found, this game is flexible like real-time strategy, you can pull the wandering battle, we have fast hand speed, as long as the good operation of the run, reverse level counter-killing no problem.
I asked, then how do you know that the other person will pass through the grove where we are hiding?
Director Cao said, I have long figured it out, they want to enter the resource state from the dock, after the dock must be weak to return to the city to replenish the troops, the shortest line between the two points, we will fight an ambush in the middle.
The good keeper is hidden under the nine lands, and the good wave person is hidden in the small forest, I think this trick is feasible, and the scene of the other ally lord like Director Cao's family being blocked in Huarong Road has already appeared in my mind.
In this way, we squatted into the grove, and sure enough, the troops of the opposing ally retreated from the docks and were caught by Me and Director Cao.
When the other side marched to the docks, we saw the swordsmen, lancers, cavalry, and archers of the troops, and when they returned to the city, the speed was fast and slow, and the cavalry ran in the front, so we hit this time difference.
The lancers restrained the cavalry, so all we brought with us were the lancers hiding in the woods, and Director Cao also pulled a archer restrained by the cavalry and threw it on the road.
I said did you conceive of a plot that tempted the enemy to go deeper?
Director Cao was silent for a long time, saying that it was right, Sun Tzu said, give it, the enemy will take it.
Director Cao squatted in the grass and ambushed and lured the enemy deeper, in order to spank other people's butts, first offered his own.
Guys, is that a win-win?
But I have found that sometimes I can see through tactics, but I can't understand human nature.
The cavalry of the opposing ally was attracted by the archers, began to chase, and was lured to the edge of the woods, and Director Cao's troops suddenly rushed out to prepare to eat each other.
But here's the problem, we both rushed in different directions.
I was rushing closer and closer, Director Cao was rushing farther and farther, directly back to the city, I doubted life, who was the ambush in the end.
When I was beaten by the enemy, I slowly put out a question mark.
For several days, I didn't speak to Director Cao because I was worried that what was coming out of his mouth was fart.
3
When I went to the game again, I was surprised to find that Director Cao had joined the other side's alliance.
I have always known that the name Cao Xiaoling is very misleading, always reminding people of girls, when I first met Director Cao on the Internet, I always thought he was a woman, and later met to find out that he was a rough master.
I asked Director Cao, are you holding my head as a name?
Director Cao said that you must have a big picture view, reluctant to let the fat man not be able to trap the wolf, I did not do anything, just told the other ally in advance that you want to sneak up on him to make him careful, you did not find that his remnants are not crippled, cavalry chased you everywhere.
I was angry for several days to eat only three meals, what a fire phoenix original plot, you are simply Chen Mou's debut comic, not a person.
My wife came to persuade me, saying that the world of flowers and flowers is charming, and if you can't afford to play, don't race your face.
I don't care, I'm very angry, I want to find a field, and as a result I found that I can't beat Director Cao, he rubbed the other side's alliance to fight down a lot of cities, and the resources grew fast, much better than the harvest of my hard work.
Ah, Director Cao did not expect that you went to the Netherlands, actually learned the routine of their start-up, and was corrupted.
So I also joined an alliance to concentrate on the business, followed my alliance around to attack the city, and every day the tasks assigned by the alliance master were exceeded.
Finally, I also blended into the Resource State, and finally, my allies were also marching into King's Landing.
And the biggest opponent is the league where Director Cao is located, which has clashed with each other many times, each with its own victory and defeat, and is stuck.
At this time, the head image in the game that has been cold for a long time floated a sentence, the godfather once taught you that revenge this dish is the best to eat when it is cold.
At that moment, director Cao's image and the "Return to the Empire" strategy bureau officer Luo Yonghao teacher overlapped together, there were luo Yonghao debt of 600 million yuan mixed into the live broadcast to repay the money to let the e-commerce live broadcast circle chicken flying dog jump, and now there is Director Cao in Cao Camp to endure humiliation and burden of small internal return.
When I reported this to my family owner, the old brother who was studying for a master's degree in social psychology shed silent tears, saying that I seemed to see that there was a material case for the thesis of conditional self-esteem and internalization satisfaction, and I could graduate! I can graduate! I can graduate!
Therefore, while Director Cao had figured out the rules of the other side's alliance's actions and knew that they were marching towards King's Landing, the brothers of our league all drank Red Bull and took advantage of the night to move towards their entire army in an eighth-level city to stage a high-speed interspersed city-breaking operation.
When they arrived at the city, they quickly cleared out a few players who had not yet slept, erected a siege vehicle and smashed the undefended arrow tower from a distance, then smashed the gates of the south and east sides and rushed in, directly starting to attack the innermost town center.
When the victory was beckoning, there were suddenly ambush troops hidden by the opposing alliance around us, and they began to fight with us in the street, and I knew that I was deceived again.
A thousand miles of running has become a closed door to fight dogs.
Director Cao, you stepped on a horse and your ancestors a virtue, and even learned the Dutch pirate set.
4
Some teammates began to run, some teammates were still rushing, and some teammates went straight to sleep.
Have you seen the street scene at four o'clock in Jinan?
That's my lonely mood.
The elder brother of the alliance owner shed silent tears again, saying that your friend is really magical, I seem to see the high-functioning antisocial personality thesis has another material case, I feel that I can continue to study for a doctorate.
I calmed down, feeling that something was wrong, theoretically when he went out for a walk, he was not beaten by me, there was no hatred and no complaints, it was very strange. And he offended me so much that he would have been full of hesitation when he returned home after a while.
The premise that the other alliance wants to lure us to sneak attack is that we believe that the city's air defense is weak, then there must really be troops to advance to King's Landing, and the hidden troops must be able to block us before we break through the city gates and knock out the center of the town, and we must march fast cavalry, and the number of troops will certainly not be much after the division.
The other side is playing a psychological game, I prejudged your prejudgment, you are not flustered, we retreat in a panic, the cavalry can just pursue.
It turned out that such a big circle was made for this.
All of them were cavalry, so our alliance immediately adjusted the formation, dragged the archers backwards, and used gunners and swordsmen to meet the battle, and the troops who had just run around the road came back to block the city gate, after all, the other side had few troops, and the situation changed from an ambush battle to a war of annihilation.
After 20 minutes, the opposing cavalry was completely wiped out by us in the city.
The opposing allies had planned to take advantage of our sneak attack to eat our troops and then enter King's Landing when we returned home to the infantry, but now we had the strength to march into King's Landing.
Director Cao at this time the information came again, fat man, worthy of you, at a glance to see my strategic foreshadowing, and then the ass tos to withdraw from the alliance to apply to join our alliance.
The Allies rejected him.
The lord's original words were, let him in, and in a few days I will be usurped.
After all, the godfather also taught me that to be close to your friend, to be close to your enemy, more than the enemy need to be close to the neurosis of your friend.