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There are always many kinds of things in life that feel very strange.
There is a sister who has no ability to seduce a man, but a sister is a good hand. Change his account information to a man, with his own few simple palms and divination, plus a few small spells, provoke a lot of little girls to confess to her, and then a sentence: "Don't mess with my cultivation heart", turn your head and leave.
I don't make money, but I have a lot of fun (it reminds me of my college classmates, roommates set by set, meeting girls, saying a complete sentence is troublesome). In addition to the tedious and complicated work, this matter became one of her few pleasures, but there were always accidents.
About the year before, a girl who jumped out of the room was a little stunned, I don't care what you say, Quan Dang didn't hear it, and all kinds of ways to follow you.
This girl has some special physique, and she has always been prone to headaches since she was a child, and she has not been able to find out the reason. All day master long master short, I don't know how long it took, and then as a "master", she promised to help "drive away".
As a result, it didn't matter if it wasn't driven, he knocked himself down as soon as he drove it, not only had no effect, but his own body was still weak for a long time, and he got a few charms from the master to ease up. But is there no way around that? No, as a "master", how can you easily say no?
Come and come, give you a solemn introduction, this is your master uncle, this is your little master uncle, this is your Chen master brother... How powerful they are, you have something to look for them on it. Then, the soles of the feet were greased and slipped away...
People have thrown themselves here, and the things she has had headaches since she was a child have naturally been thrown here.
One day, most of the night, it was almost two o'clock, the mobile phone screen lit up non-stop, and the WeChat messages were one after another. Confused to open a look, the girl a series of life-saving.
"What's going on"?
The other side hurriedly replied: "Uncle Shi help!" Help me! Help me! I felt like I was getting into trouble again, and when I came back from work, I started to have a headache, a particularly painful one, and I wanted to throw up."
"Didn't see a doctor"?
"My rent here is too remote, so late the pharmacy is closed."
"Let me see why."
At that time, I was not fully awake, the state was a little confused, I subconsciously took out my mobile phone, opened the odd door plate, and began to analyze: "Did you go to the northeast 5 days ago, or went to the west"?
"Five days ago? I think... I got up very early that day, went out at 6 o'clock, crossed a street, there was no pedestrian on the street, it was not fully light at that time, it was really scary when I walked, there was a sanitation worker, and then I took a bus... I think about the direction... I did go to the northeast on the day."
"Then it should be on the game, it should be a man who died in a car accident."
"My boyfriend just told me that where I was passing to work, some time ago there was an engineering vehicle that crushed a person, I day, why did you provoke me?" Why did it happen after 5 days? ay... The last time I had such a headache was when my master helped me drive it away, and then he was empty."
Hearing this, I suddenly woke up and slapped my thigh: "Finish the calf"! Even if you use the Qi men to find ghosts, and forget to recite the talisman, don't I belong to the living too comfortable, find some guilt for myself? However, the problem is not big, a ghost who has a car accident is just a ghost, and he can't make a fuss.
After I was depressed, I said, "Give me a drive, give me a picture of you."
"What about the old days"?
"Yes... Your piece of P is too much, is there a plain face of a little"?
"You wait for me, shoot now".
You two photos... Be honest."
Then I began to regularly order soldiers, chant mantras, and exorcisms, and suddenly felt a cool breeze blowing on my head, and my scalp was inexplicably cold, something was wrong!
The other side replied: "It's better, although it still hurts, it's not as unbearable as it was just now."
"Then go to sleep quickly, and tomorrow you will find a doctor to check it out." After lying down, I thought about it for a while, and I felt that it was not so simple. Sure enough, after a while, the phone screen lit up again...
The next day, after the mental state was better, first ignored the message of saving life, dying, and then opened the bureau, looked carefully, and sure enough, there was more than one, although the energy was not strong, but after all, it was on the verge of a sign, it seemed that he was still a decent person before he died.
Looking at my left hand that was injured twice in the morning, I still went to kneel first, and next time I will have a long memory.
This matter, ah, still can not be hard, have to talk about it, this matter Yuanchen is the best at, look for him. As a result, the answer given by Yuanchen was that the other party refused to negotiate.
Yuanchen said, "Uncle Shi, the other party's ability is not weak, it is really impossible to fight, and this matter belongs to the cause and effect problem, their grace and resentment are likely to be generated in the previous life, and it is not appropriate for us to intervene."
"Okay, I see", it is really a troublesome thing, from where to provoke this unfortunate child. What to do? On the one hand, it should not be managed according to reason, and on the other side is the pain of chirping and crooked...
After thinking about it for a long time, I also have to dump it on others, and it is most appropriate to dump it to the "police"!
The enmity and resentment between neighbors is not suitable for outsiders to mix, but even if it is no longer decent, it is necessary to give the police a face. So it's best to dump it on the police. And her master did not have the collar, could not pass on spells and dial the gods, and could only let our master replace her and pass on the gods to her apprentices.
No matter how deep the grievances, I don't believe that I will not give God some face.
Then I asked her to find her own master, and then the master helped to find the master, and passed on a god general to this girl: "Count your luck, you did not go through the early stage of training, directly pass on your god general, and I don't know whether it is a good thing or a bad thing."
Guess that's right, it worked, and she didn't have a headache for a long time. It is not known how the specific "police" negotiated.
I also explained some routine things to her, such as not going to the chaotic aura and obscene places. In this way, God will often be uncomfortable and will walk; if he does not do anything that harms heaven and nature, God will not be able to see it and will walk away, and so on. Because they are not private soldiers, they can only protect themselves, and there is no need to set up an altar to provide for them.
Then my headache came, most of the night...
"Uncle Master, I went to a bar to find someone okay, right?" That's Qingba, I went in and came out immediately."
"Uncle Master, if I fall in love, will God say anything about me?"
"Uncle Master, I went the wrong way today, accidentally got into bungee, is it all right?"
"Uncle Master, can I give God a name?"
"Uncle Master, I wonder if God will be angry?" What if he doesn't come to protect me"?
"Ask your master to go"!
"Master is annoyed with me and ignores me."
"I'll tell you a secret, your master's voice is very good, you don't believe in calling him, he also has a special habit, he loves to wear women's clothes, really don't lie to you." You go and dig slowly to see if you can dig up a big secret. ”
Finally cleaned up. A few days later...
"Oh my day! He didn't answer my phone at all, I had already found out that there was a problem, so the beautiful girl chased him, he was indifferent, I suspected that he had a problem with his sexual orientation, and must like men. Is he practicing crookedness? You don't help him either? ”
A series of WeChat messages, one after another, were sent to me.
"Does your head still hurt"?
"It doesn't hurt"...
"Do you still want to hurt"?
The phone finally stopped shining.