Under normal circumstances, the football player is certainly not the opponent of the sketch actor in terms of mouth, and if you add a football commentator with a more slippery mouth in the middle, then the scene is different.
Ou Chuliang, former national team main goalkeeper
Gong Hanlin, a cross-talk actor who became famous in sketches, master Tang Jiezhong
Dong Lu, a football commentator with a professional background in inorganic non-metallic materials, is the founder of a football youth training program
It seems that if you play with lip service or code words, Ou Chuliang absolutely cannot be compared with Gong Hanlin and Dong Lu, but on the contrary, in this three-man drama, Ou Chuliang's performance is the best.
I. Gong Hanlin's "Match-Fixing"
Due to the previous "Feng Gong Controversy", Gong Hanlin once showed two footballs in the video, one of which was a commemorative edition of the signature football that he had treasured for twenty years.
Speaking of twenty years, fans are clear, this must be the 2001 top ten we got after the qualification, then the football fire, not to mention a collective signature football, is an ordinary signature is also very precious, a friend of the author got Su Maozhen's signature, signed on the clothes, so far treasured.
However, he did not expect that Gong Hanlin's action of showing the football close to the camera made him embarrassed, because this signature football was almost at the level of "one-eyed fake", "Ou Chuliang" was written as "Ou Chuliang", and "Wu Chengying" was written as "Wu Chengying".
According to the memories of senior football reporters in the football circle, after the top ten matches were qualified, the commercial activities of the national football team were too hot, and people from all walks of life who wanted to sign football were like carps across the river, and the national football team had to train to prepare for the World Cup and attend many commercial activities, and there was no time to deal with these people who wanted to sign football.
In fact, it is relatively easy to ask for the signature of the individual player, because the probability of meeting a player is still quite high, and Su Maozhen was met by the author's friend when attending an event in Jinan. However, it is relatively difficult to get an all-player to sign a football, either you have to sign it together when all the players are present, or you have to often hold a football and meet a player to sign one.
Therefore, if Gong Hanlin's signature football is real, it is indeed rare, and the reporters of the national team at that time can only get one by themselves, and it is impossible to bring it to friends.
Because the national football team was too busy in 2001, it was not realistic to sign football collectively, so the national team staff signed some footballs for them when they were not busy, and it is estimated that one of them was obtained by Gong Hanlin, and also collected for twenty years, and got to the camera to "show" to the entire audience, it is really embarrassing and embarrassing.
You know, as long as Gong Hanlin really watched a few national football matches, it is easy to find out that the signature is fake.
The fact that Gong Hanlin collects "fake balls" on the one hand shows that he is 100% ball blind, Dong Lu They are not wrong, a person who only looks at the score and does not understand the inside story, such a ball blindness in the public media to accuse the national football team, naturally will not be convincing, and ordinary netizens are no different, white occupies a representative quota.
On the other hand, it also exposed the "vanity" side of Gong Hanlin, since he usually does not watch the ball or pay attention to football, why do you run to sign the football after the national football team has qualified? Do you still want to take the signature football to the Internet to show? To put it bluntly, it is just the love of vanity rubbing heat.
Second, Dong Lu's mouth
After Gong Hanlin's "match-fixing" was exposed, Dong Lu and some reporters in the football circle opened a group mockery mode for Gong Hanlin, Dong Lu's mouth was called a reasonable person, we can call these football circles people Dong Lu.
Some netizens accused Dong Lu of believing that Gong Hanlin's "fake ball" exposed the low quality of the national football players, and it was they who should be embarrassed to fool the audience with fake autograph footballs.
In fact, you really can't blame the national football players at that time, because they don't know at all, they don't know that Gong Hanlin personally or entrusted someone to run to the national team to sign a football, if it is really Milu or Fan Zhiyi who took the football to the locker room to let the national football team sign a football for Gong Hanlin, there will certainly be no objection, let alone fooling.
You can imagine the scene at that time: the national team staff pulled a cart of football to the national team, saying that people in various literary and artistic circles wanted the national football to sign the football, including singers, comedians and actors. Sign a soccer ball for each of them, still training and practicing, so the national team leader decisively ordered, when you are fine, sign it for the team members, one by one, I didn't see you in 97 to sign, and now that I'm out of the line, you're all running.
Although this last sentence is the scene imagined by the author, it is also the reason why Dong Lu people hate Gong Hanlin deeply.
In the view of Dong Lumen, when the national football team defeated Dalian Jinzhou in 1997, Gong Hanlin did not pay attention to refueling, nor did he sign football. In 2001, when the national football cattle were, Gong Hanlin rushed to sign the heat. When the national football team fell into a trough in 2022, Gong Hanlin took advantage of the fact that people stepped on the national football team to rub a wave of traffic.
If Gong Hanlin is really a fan, since 1997 has been concerned about the national football team, the author believes that in 2001, the national football player can definitely give him a real signature football, but unfortunately he is not, he is rubbing the heat in 2001, and the national football staff can give him a fake.
If Gong Hanlin is a fan who really cares about the national football team, in 2022, he will criticize the national football team, and Dong Lu will not be disgusted, after all, everyone has come together with honor and disgrace, and Dong Lu has not scolded the national football team.
To put it bluntly, the mentality of Dong Lu is the same as that of many real fans, and they all hate those fake fans who rub the heat. When the national football team is good, you run to join in the fun, and when the national football team is not good, you run to scold the street, why? You are a person who usually does not pay attention to and does not support the national football team, not only is you not qualified to celebrate together when the national football team is good, but you are also not qualified to run and step on when the national football team is not good.
The anger of Dong Lu is also a kind of helplessness, for the national football team, there have always been more people who see the liveliness, fewer people who care, more people who rub the heat, and fewer people who help, and Gong Hanlin is one of the representatives.
3. Ou Chuliang
Gong Hanlin was out of trouble, Dong Lu was laughing at the group, how should this matter end? Fortunately, there are also people who understand, former national football goalkeeper Ou Chuliang.
Some good people sent a screenshot of Gong Hanlin's video to Ou Chuliang, and he laughed and said: If I write my surname wrong, it will be really amazing. The implication is that Gong Hanlin's ironclad is a fake ball.
However, Ou Chuliang and Dong Lu are not the same, and his next approach is eye-opening, fully reflecting the mind and rationality of a national team member.
Ou Chuliang did four things in a short post:
1. Admit that Gong Hanlin got a fake signature football as their fault and impolite.
In fact, this matter could not be fought with Ou Chuliang's eight rods.
2. Ou Chuliang believes that Gong Hanlin can collect a football from twenty years ago to the present.
This is undoubtedly Ou Chuliang giving Gong Hanlin a step down, after all, Gong Hanlin can't play with "love football" and "football is true love".
3. It was decided to give Gong Hanlin a pair of goalkeeper gloves personally signed by Ou Chuliang, which was transferred by the Chinese Dragons Fans Association.
Peacemakers not only made Gong Hanlin look good on his face, but also rounded the field for the national team staff of that year.
4. I hope that Teacher Gong Hanlin will continue to pay attention to football, Chinese football has a long way to go, and it needs more support from the society.
This set of district guidance practices is a stroke of genius, which can make many celebrities' public relations teams learn and get full scores!
In the end, Gong Hanlin's fake ball and Dong Lu's anger are actually due to Gong Hanlin's lack of attention to the national football team, only look at the score and do not look at the ball, rub when it is hot, step on it when it is cold, which is not good for Chinese football, when you kill when you are a cow, and when you kill when you are bad, it is not a wise approach.
Three men in a big drama, there are climaxes, there are reversals, there are conflicts and touches, summed up in just one sentence: please really pay attention to Chinese football!