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Comedian Gong Hanlin, turning Chinese football into a comedy

Comedian Gong Hanlin, turning Chinese football into a comedy

Comedy star Gong Hanlin's proposal for the two sessions was hotly discussed on the Internet because it involved spitting on the national football team. First of all, gong Hanlin is speaking out for scientific researchers and labor models to increase their income, and he only gave two negative examples, one is an entertainer who evades taxes and evades taxes, and the other is a high-paid and low-energy national football player.

Now, due to the former international Feng Xiaoting's statement, Gong Hanlin responded again, and it has become a hot spot on the Internet.

Does the national football team need to understand the ball?

Every time Chinese football is spat on by the whole people because of its unbearable competitive performance, there are always people who stand up and pretend to be big-tailed wolves, unpredictably portray Chinese football as a scientific research project with more technical content than quantum mechanics, and then solemnly warn everyone, "Don't spray blindly if you don't understand."

I was surprised, the results and performance of the national football team have become this look, to identify whether it should be spit on or not need professional ability? Your child scored 20 points in physics, even if you don't know anything about physics, a mouth to go through, your child is not wronged at all.

Feng Xiaoting said, "Chinese football needs doers, not keyboard men." The implication is that the people who complain about the national football team are keyboard men, and the people who play on the field are doers. That is, no matter what kind of play you play, everyone should cheer and encourage you doers, if the applause is not warm enough, we are a bunch of keyboard men who don't understand the ball. According to this logic, in the future, when we see a bad movie in the cinema, we should shout "come on" to the main creators, although the film is bad enough, but after all, everyone is a doer of Chinese films.

Comedian Gong Hanlin, turning Chinese football into a comedy

Today there was also a goalkeeper tweeting, sprinkling a lot of words, and there were a few sentences in it that I had to distill. The first sentence, "Gong Hanlin's sketches did not rush out of Asia"; second, why not reflect on the player's change of career to open a hot pot restaurant? Third, why don't the representatives of the two sessions give a voice to the players who owe wages?

This Weibo contracted my laughter for a day, Chinese football from a positive drama to a tragedy, a farce, today finally became a comedy.

Who exactly needs to be reflected?

I am extremely disgusted by the study of success, because, in all, all sentient beings, can succeed in the very few. Not working hard is just a shortcoming, not a sin, I don't work hard enough, there are a bunch of friends around me who don't work hard, this is our philosophy of life, our way of life, no need for others to point fingers.

But remember, since you have chosen not to work hard, you must accept your own mediocrity, accept your unsuccessful status quo, and do not complain about others.

Chinese football is the same, since it has a high salary, it must come up with a competitive performance that matches the salary, otherwise, when it is scolded, it will obediently listen. For example, if I don't work hard enough, if I get a high salary one day, I will definitely do my best to do my own thing, once I mess up, I must be scolded, at that time I did not have the face to complain, even if there are more grievances and bitterness.

So, I can't accept this goalkeeper's point of view. Players are forced to change to hot pot restaurants, that is the sadness of your industry, it is you who should be reflected, because you are the main body of the industry; players are owed a large area of wages, it is the degeneration of your industry, and the sadness and degeneration of the football industry, the military merit badge must have half of you.

Feng Xiaoting once impressed me, when the last Round of 12 national football team Lectra Korea, Feng Xiaoting performed very well, not only the defense was not leaky, but Lippi designed a tactic for him to insert assists at centre-back, and he executed it perfectly. The footage of Feng Xiaoting hiding his face and crying after the game was the biggest touch that Chinese football brought to me, and it moved me more than entering the World Cup in 2001. However, today Feng Xiaoting's referral to critics as keyboard men really disappointed me.

What is the best way for a player to fight back?

At the press conference of the National Games last year, Su Bingtian suddenly attacked the media that looked down on him. Su Bingtian's performance at the last National Games was mediocre, and some media believe that Su Bingtian is basically like this, and there will be no more breakthroughs. Su Bingtian chose to fight back after 5 years, obviously he held this breath for 5 years, but remember that Su Bingtian only started to fight back after running 9.83 seconds in the Olympic Games and 9.95 seconds in the National Games.

This is what sports practitioners should look like, when they are ridiculed and looked down upon, they swallow this breath, hold their strength and strive to be strong, and then use their achievements to fight back.

The sneering irony that Chinese football is facing, that is the wind evaluation that your industry should get, it is the practitioners in your industry who have come out step by step, Li Yi said well, "all lost to Vietnam..." How do you ask for the understanding of the outside world?

Comedian Gong Hanlin, turning Chinese football into a comedy

In the Chinese football circle, I only serve one person, Xu Genbao. Xu Genbao was born strong, and his original intention in engaging in the Chongming Island base was because at that time he was identified as an outdated head coach in the Chinese professional circle, and no professional team invited him, he could not swallow this breath, and was ready to train a group of players himself and personally lead this group of players to make a comeback in the professional circle. Failure and then do your best to stand up, this is the doer, not the glass heart after the loss, complaining about the environment.

Do Chinese football practitioners understand ball?

A few days ago, an official of the Chinese Football Association called me to chat, and he expressed two meanings. The first layer means that the performance of the top 12 national football team shocked the top 12, and the national level required the General Administration and the Football Association to conduct research; the second level means that he did not expect the results of the survey, because the research object was still the group of people in the circle, and this group of people was still the cliché of the past.

What are the concerns of this official? At present, the chinese football circle of this group of people in the industry, their own cognitive ability, cognitive height are very limited, with their version of the survey, what insights can be made?

It's like the hit drama "The World of Man", the Jichun soy sauce factory and the timber factory are facing closure, although the leaders and workers of the factory have paid their youth here, but they do not understand the market economy, and they are powerless to do anything about the plight of the factory. If you want to make the factory better, you don't listen to what they say, but let people who understand the market economy tell them.

Comedian Gong Hanlin, turning Chinese football into a comedy

The same is true of Chinese football, which now needs advanced things to brainwash player coaches, rather than researchers being brainwashed by them. If the Chinese football people really understand the ball, if they really understand where the problems of Chinese football are, why did the national football team fall to Sisi? It has been engaged in decades and passed down for generations, and one generation is not as good as a generation, and its own genes have serious diseases.

I've been a football journalist for 28 years, and in the first few years I was happy to deal with player coaches and listen to them, but from 1999 onwards, I found that their set of things didn't work at all. More than 20 years have passed, and if they can, Chinese football has already improved.

Especially later, when I came into contact with high-level athlete coaches in other sports, I understood two things. First, the winners have the inevitability of success, and the losers are not accidental; second, don't listen to the advice of chinese football insiders, they will only bring Chinese football to the ditch.

Narrow-mindedness is the fatal wound of Chinese football

In the Chinese sports circle, the coach I admire the most is figure skating coach Yao Bin, because the coach of the traditional advantages of table tennis and badminton gymnastics diving is standing on the shoulders of giants, and Yao Bin is based on the foundation of poverty and whiteness. Yao Bin from 1980 to participate in the Winter Olympics since participating in various international competitions, each time is the first to last, the starting point is so low, Yao Bin just became a coach determined to bring out the world champion, this courage is precious; Yao Bin can not build a set of his own things out of thin air, has been tirelessly learning foreign technology.

Comedian Gong Hanlin, turning Chinese football into a comedy

The penultimate needs to be learned, and it is natural, so why does Chinese football, which is extremely bad, still reject foreign coaches? There are many failed foreign coaches in Chinese football, such as Schlapner, but did Schlapner really not bring good ideas to Chinese football? I will just say that Schlapner's original requirement that the offensive players must defend actually became evidence of his random Mandarin duck score, because many players came out and said, "I am obviously embroidered material, but let me do rough work." ”

At that time, I was still studying, the teenager was ignorant, and I also stood against Schlapner, but after seeing the national football team losing to Yemen in the world preliminaries, I had doubts, "Even Yemen can't play, how can I say that I am embroidered?" ”

Looking back now, Schlapner asked the offensive team to defend, which was a very advanced concept, and if this concept had been accepted from top to bottom at that time, the national football team would have taken a leap forward. Obviously it is a deafening idea, but it is denounced as playing the piano, which is narrow and ignorant Chinese football.

National football needs to "support the will and support the intellect"

I was seconded out to work in 2019, and once participated in the supervision and investigation of poverty alleviation in Xi'an, as a person from the Propaganda Department, there is only one job in supervision and research, four words, "supporting the zhi and helping the intellectual". Fuzhi Fuzhi is too important, Fuzhi Fuzhi can't catch it, give the factory built in the village, they can steal the parts out and sell it, the poverty alleviation funds are issued to let them grow vegetables, they keep their wives and marry their daughters-in-law, and they will never get rich.

The top priority of Chinese football is to help zhi zhi, fu zhi can not talk about it, the first thing to do is to help zhi!

Everyone should know that there is a phenomenon in all walks of life, the same policy, the same money, the same environment, what most people can do, some people just can't do it, they can never do it, they are not officials. In all the sports in China, in these decades, football has enjoyed the most policy dividends, has the most funds, and is the most favored by the market, and now that it has become this field, they have not even reflected on themselves, and they are still here to scare netizens. Intimidating netizens can have the ability not to close the comment area.

The world has been bitter and small fresh meat for a long time, everyone is attacking small fresh meat, attacking them for not having strength, and attacking their mother, but small fresh meat is much stronger than the Chinese football gang. First, small fresh meat with high film remuneration can bring benefits to investors, Chinese players take high salaries to bankrupt the club; second, small fresh meat in the face of the whole network ridicule, a mind to do things to make money, Chinese players only know to return the mouth, do not know to prove themselves; third, small fresh meat has no acting skills and no strength, it depends on who to compare, and the national football team is more powerful than others.

Comedian Gong Hanlin, turning Chinese football into a comedy

Chinese players claim to speak on their own strength, yes, the ball is a game of real ability to lose, the so-called doer is only a doer who loses.

The circle of Chinese football really needs to help the spirit and wisdom, and some people have come up with the idea of letting the troops select a group of players with fighting spirit, which is not professional, but the general direction is right. If Chinese football changes all the people from beginning to end, and replaces a group of people with worse business ability but more ambitious, harder to pay and more willing to learn, Chinese football will improve in less than 10 years.

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