A few days ago, Guangdong cooled down and froze to death an old cow, and the author, a northeasterner, really felt what is called "I am a wolf from the north, and I came to the south to freeze into a dog."
Northeast people can eat popsicle ice cream in the tenth winter waxing moon, not anti-freeze, but wear more, indoor stove heating to give strength, our so-called anti-freeze, just good equipment rather than high attributes: wear short sleeves in the house, go out more than five pounds, leather vests, small cotton jackets, down jackets, and a few years ago there were dog skin hats and cotton thunderbolts.
Speaking of good equipment and high attributes, we also think of the good man of Liangshan who fell under the qimen weapon: the nine-striped dragon Shi Jin "martial arts through the heavens", but was torn off by the enemy general holding a one-legged bronze man; the black whirlwind Li Kui "Ten Thousand Improper", in front of the Weiyue copper Liu, was also "bound by wild boars".
Our topic today is to talk about the two strange weapons encountered by the good men of Liangshan, and the court officers who possessed these two strange weapons actually beheaded several good men of Liangshan -- the martial arts of these two people may not be considered super first-class, they are armed with Qimen weapons in hand, plus they do not talk about martial arts, which makes those good men of Liangshan drink and hate the battlefield.
Seeing this, some readers have already guessed that we are going to talk about "Dang Kou Zhi" today: this anti-Water Margin novel, and three names, called "Jie Shui Hu", "Jie Shui Hu Quan Biography", "Continuing Water Margin", this book in addition to not daring to smear the flower monk Lu Zhishen, the walker Wu Song, the other Liangshan good men have become the most evil people, and basically were beheaded by the officials and troops in front of the battle or sent to the capital Ling Chi to be executed.
Yu Wanchun, the author of "Dang Kou Zhi", was a Qing court eagle dog who participated in the suppression of peasant uprisings many times, and he spent twenty-two years writing books to smear the good men of Liangshan, naturally he also made a lot of efforts, and he also knew that some people could not afford to offend, so he did not dare to let Lu Zhi shen Wusong die at the hands of anyone, and he was not so polite to other good men of Liangshan.
Whether the good men of Liangshan are heroes or magic stars, whether they should die or die, that is another topic, we will only talk about the two Qi men weapons in this book today, and the good men of Liangshan who fell under these two Kinds of Qi Men weapons.
"Nine Dragon History into martial arts through the heavens" is really a comment given by Yu Wanchun, and the reason why Yu Wanchun raised Shi Jin was to set off the more courageous Ha Lansheng who captured Shi Jin.
In the "Dangkou Zhi", Haran Sheng is "the spirit of the Extremely True Thunder House should be prominent to help the poor and the true king to be born": "When he was twelve, he went to play in the Zhenwu Courtyard under the Erlong Mountain, and he did not sleep soundly in the Spirit Palace, dreaming that the Spirit Palace gave him a jade crab, but was shaken awake by his companion Xiao'er. Lan Sheng only ate the jade crab's right sting, so far his right arm has the strength to be great, making a one-legged copper man weigh seventy-five pounds, and his right hand moves like a fly, but his left hand can't make it. ”
The crab-like Haran Sheng was originally the leader of the Township Courageous Militia like Shi Wengong of Zengtou City and Luan Tingyu of Zhujiazhuang, and after defecting to the imperial court, he began to fight against the Liangshan Army, and the first liangshan good man who fell under his one-legged bronze man was Xiao Shaomu Chun, and Mu Chun's death should also be affected by Li Kui.
Jin Shengsi has a special love for Li Kui, but in other novels featuring the good man of Liangshan, Li Kui generally appears in a negative image, such as Cheng Shanzhi's "Residual Water Margin", which makes Lu Zhishenwu Songlin Chong defect to the old breed jing slightly Xiang Gongshi Dao, but let the black whirlwind Li Kui die under the arrow of revenge of the third lady.
Li Kui in "Dang Kou Zhi" is as always weak and strong, and weak when it is strong, and in front of Harlan Sheng's one-legged bronze man, he has almost no strength to resist: "That bird man doesn't know what bird things he took!" I was about to kill the dog's head, but Na zhi ate him and beat him, so painful, I wanted to look for him again. ”
Li Kui fought again, and his defeat was even worse than the first time: "Li Kui turned over and went down the mountain, and even crawled back to his life with a rolling belt." ”
Li Kui fled in a daze, "Ha LanSheng swept past a copper man, hit Mu Chun's waist to help, and returned to the yin with his life."
Xiao Qiao Mu Chun was not a good person, he was not sorry to die, the nine-striped dragon Shi Jin fell under the one-legged copper man, but he could not help but sigh: Fair fight, Ha Lan Sheng is not Shi Jin's opponent at all, but the one-legged copper man is too weird and overbearing, Shi Jin's three-pointed two-edged knife is not broken, nor will he drink and hate the battlefield.
Those who have seen the original work of Water Margin know that Shi Jin is a rare righteous soldier in Liangshan, so Yu Wanchun does not dare to be merciful to him: "Shi Jin is holding a three-pointed, two-bladed, four-edged, eight-ring sword, and directly takes Lan Sheng." Lan Sheng hurriedly lifted the one-legged bronze man and fought against Shi Jin. The two showed their martial arts and fought bravely, one was the master's ability to pass on the skill, the other was the divine power of heaven, and the great battle was more than thirty times, regardless of victory or defeat. ”
The three-pointed two-edged knife was forged by a village blacksmith, and after thirty rounds of fighting, it was swept away, and Shi Jin had to change the eight snake spears to fight again.
Shi Jin exchanged spears for knives, but Ha Lansheng hid in the formation and did not come out, and his brother Ha Yunsheng made five today forks to meet the battle, but he was not Shi Jin's opponent at all: "Fight to more than thirty times." Only to see Shi Jin's spear, suddenly high and low, suddenly forward and backward, suddenly rushing left, suddenly sweeping right, waving up and down, all of which were a spear shadow. ”
The high disciples who came out of the eight hundred thousand Forbidden Army Sect Leader Wang Jin sect were indeed extraordinary, Shi Jin sold a flaw, the eight snake spears were sent, and Ha Yun was early after giving birth to his legs, and he hurriedly returned in pain.
Ha Yunsheng hugged his head and scurried around, Ha Lan came out to pick up the cheap, and he fought with the deputy generals Sha Zhiren and Mian Yixin (these two killed Tiandu Qian and Yunli King Kong Song Wan), Shi Jin and Ha Lan were tough, and the Zhangba Snake Spear was broken again, so he had to use the meteor hammer to meet the battle: "Shi Jin played with the meteor hammer and blocked the three people." Between the whiskers, I saw Lan Sheng's bronze man, surrounded by a meteor hammer rope, and the two tried their best to pull each other. The two shots of Sha and Mian had already stabbed Shi Jin in front of him, and Shi Jin's waist knife was sharply drawn in one hand to counteract. ”
After all, Shi Jin did not have three heads and six arms, and his meteor hammer also broke the chain between pulls, and Haranto took the opportunity to smash Shi Jin's horse's head with a bronze man: "Shi Jin fell to the ground, and Sha Zhiren and Mian Yixin stepped forward." At this time, you Shi Jin's martial arts are all over the world, and it is difficult to do anything, so you have eaten the officers and soldiers shouting in unison and tied up and arrested. ”
The reason why Shi Jin was captured was because he suffered the loss of weapons, and really dueled with martial arts, Harlan Sheng was not his opponent at all, which is what the folk often said about "craftsmanship is not as good as home", that is, gamers often say that "high attributes are not as good as equipment" - Zhou Tai can also defeat Guan Yu in simple clothes by wearing a "hegemonic suit".
Ha Lansheng beheaded Shi Jin, Mu Chun, and Xuan Zan, relying on the very strange one-legged copper man, but the one-legged copper man was really not the strangest weapon encountered by the good man of Liangshan, and the most strange weapon in "Dang Kou Zhi" should be the "copper Liu" used by Tang Meng and Zhang Yinglei.
Some people say that Copper Liu is a one-legged copper man, but those who have seen "Dang Kouzhi" know that Copper Liu should be more like a door leaf knife: "Tang fiercely danced that copper Liu, and the whirlwind seemed to be rolled in." Li Kui picked up the double axe in his hand, went straight up and down, and slashed it with great fanfare. Tang Meng played away from that side of Liu, and his body turned into a full moon, and Li Kui's two plate axes circled left and right, and also turned into two lightning bolts. At this time, the two rays of the axe light had already melted into a silver light, and they could not distinguish between the shadows, but the sound of shouting and shouting shook the earth. ”
Tang Meng's martial arts were on par with Li Kui's, and may even be slightly weaker than Li Kui's, and after he fought with Li Kui for a while, he became a three-man siege with the female general Gao Liang who made the double knife and the summoning Xin who made Li Kui Jinbi, and li Kui was really overwhelmed: he was first shot by a flying knife of Sorghum and lost his right hand, and then he cut open his left wrist, "Ren Li Kui Wanfu was improper, and it was difficult to do anything here, and the soldiers flocked forward, and Li Kui and the wild boar also seemed to be tied tightly and carried away." ”
In this way, Li Kui also fell under the Qi men's weapons--Shi Jin and Li Kui were captured by the imperial court eagle dogs, and the end was conceivable.
Regardless of whether Li Kui's character can be compared with Shi Jin's, Yu Wanchun's "loyal and good generals" are not flattering, and their combat methods are also disgraceful: they have unique Qimen weapons in their hands, and they also beat up a bunch of gangs in groups, if they do not take advantage of weapons, how can Ha Lansheng and Tang Meng be the opponents of Shi Jin and Li Kui?