Hilarious chapter: Recently, a takeaway brother and a man's funny dialogue, see the end can really give people a smile off the big teeth [cover their faces]
"Knock knock" heard a knock at the door, the man came out to open the door...
Delivery Man: Hello sir! Your takeaway
Man: You sent it wrong, I didn't order takeout
Delivery man: The address can't be wrong, your wife ordered it for you
Man: My wife has been back to her mother's house for several days, what takeaway to order
Delivery Man: That's right! There was a message on the order, and she wanted to see if you had gone out
The man silently took the takeaway and just wanted to close the door
Delivery Man: Mr. Trouble, pay for it first
Man: Now even the takeaway has arrived?
Takeaway: This takeaway money, your wife has paid, you now need to pay the order urgent cost, a total of 20 yuan.
The man pulled out his pocket: there is a total of 20 yuan left, and there are still a few days to live
Delivery man: Your wife said, you have a total of 27 yuan
Man: I don't even know how much money I have, what are you kidding?
I saw him flip his whole body up and down, "Hey! It's really not much, no less than 27 yuan [tears]
Delivery Man: Sir, your wife asked me to give you a word
Only to see the delivery man instantly raise the volume imitating the woman's high voice preaching: There is food in the refrigerator, you give me honestly stay at home, dare to go out and mess around, see how the old lady comes back to make you [angry]
The man looked confused...
At this moment, the delivery man is smiling instantaneously with scissors indicating: "Okay sir, I wish you a pleasant meal!" Remember to give five-star praise!
Men: @amp; @#%...... [Spit blood] #Funny paragraph # #Funny # #I want to make headlines # #头条日签 #
