1, the first time I hit the blind, out of the bottle of blue later found that it was not right, afraid of losing people and then hid in the grass and quietly drank it.
2, boyfriend often play LOL ignore me, today I bought a wireless mouse secretly inserted behind the computer, at night when he is playing, I occasionally move, and later... He actually smashed the computer
3, there is a day is lol, the opposite side are pushed to the base, the eye guards can not go on, then we on the single Timo said that the opposite seems to be 5 black, and sit opposite me. You wait, when you first played lol, you were scolded as a dog because of poor technology. Fortunately, later, there was a big god who took me to play with me, and I humbly asked for advice and learned a lot of experience. I'm finally very different now than I used to be— no one else can scold me.
4, I used to like a girl, she said she liked to get boys in the League of Legends, so I practiced League of Legends hard, and after a month, I forgot all about her.
5, today to go to the uncle's house to play, cousin is playing LOL, I am watching on the side, not a moment the uncle angrily rushed in and slapped him, I can't see it a little past and said: The child will play for a while, "All he called several times on the single MISS, on the single MISS, but also TM desperately with the line!" ”
6, the boyfriend likes to play LOL, often ignore me, in order to be closer to the boyfriend, I also learn to play! Often open black together! Playing with the technology more and more powerful, and then began to feel the boyfriend pit, and then the boyfriend became an ex-boyfriend...
7, the wife is pregnant, nothing to play a few LOL wife said you play it when the child to do prenatal education, other people's children are born is wow wow cry! As soon as your child is born, he shouts "Demacia!!
8, one day to take advantage of the roommate is not there, open his computer, take a screenshot on the desktop, and then drag all the shortcuts on the desktop to the recycle bin, and then replace the desktop with the picture just taken, wait for him to come back to open the computer, prepare lol, and have been frantically pointing at the icon, no response, restart. It's been rebooted several times, should I tell him?
9, I am playing a game Auntie: xx, the New Year is good, where to work Ah I: I, I do ADC in Demacia, Aunt: Yes, or a foreign company, how much is a month Ah I: 66666 Aunt: My daughter is similar to you, there is no object, all day long I know to play games, do not learn you I was excited: Auntie this way, give your daughter to me. Auntie: I think so. In this way, I now have more professional assistance.
10, LOL girlfriend and I play a game together, I said do you play, she said just look at it, after a month, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was so poorly skilled.
11, the boyfriend likes to play LOL, often ignore me, in order to be closer to the boyfriend, I also learn to play! Often open black together! Playing with the technology more and more powerful, and then began to feel the boyfriend pit, and then the boyfriend became an ex-boyfriend...
12, League of Legends, before playing games, they are not called League of Legends, pick up ah? Once I said in a crooked way, "Go, you guys, pick up." "They're messy in an instant!" 20 is a few people all in it listening, you say I said what wrong?
13, I have a friend he married at the age of 17, when he got married, he already had children, 20 years old child 3 years old, one day his child called him and said, Dad, go home to buy me milk powder, his dad is playing League of Legends, the result of his dad said, don't shout Dad is the group, the result of his dad directly hung up the phone, I am really entangled (I rub)
14, online game dota, my boyfriend loves to play dota, I learn to play with him every day, team up to practice playing computer... As a result, he never fought with his buddies again, because the level was pulled down by me to recommend new skills.
15, when I don't play LOL: I: "Husband, let's go to sleep... Husband: "You go to sleep first, I'll go after this round." Finally, my husband taught me to play LOL: "Wife, let's go to sleep!" Me: "Go to sleep, I'm going to stay up all night tonight." ”
16, in the middle of the night, I slept soundly and was woken up by my wife. "Husband, I can't sleep." I was immediately alarmed, "What? "Tell me about the LOL you play." I put my mind at ease and talked endlessly, and after a while my wife made a slight purr, but Nyima I couldn't sleep...