Classic Brain Teaser 303, test your IQ

Classic brain teaser

1, winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, pumpkin can eat, what melon can not eat? - Answer: Fool

2, there are 6 steamed buns in the basin, 6 children are each assigned 1, but there is still 1 in the basin, why? Answer: The last child took the basin with him

3. Can you turn ice into water as quickly as possible? - Answer: Remove the word "ice" from two points and it becomes "water".

4, in winter, the baby is afraid of the cold, and when he arrives at the house, he refuses to take off his hat. But he saw a man obediently taking off his hat, who was that person? - Answer: Barber

5. Lao Wang shaves his face forty or fifty times a day, but he still has a beard on his face. What is the reason for this? Answer: Lao Wang is a barber

6, there is a word, everyone will read it wrong when they see it. What is this word? - Answer: This is the word "wrong"

7. Xiaohua is at home, and who looks most like? - Answer: Yourself

8. What is the use of egg shells? - Answer: Used to wrap egg whites and egg yolks.

9. What is something that does not have to be beaten with effort? - Answer: Yawn

10, you can do, I can do, everyone does; one person can do, two people can not do together. What does this do? Answer: Dreaming

11. What must everyone do seriously every day? - Answer: Sleep

12. Who never dares to take a bath? - Answer: Clay man

13, Xiaoming never studied but got a model student, why? - Answer: Bob is a deaf student

14. What kind of car is difficult to walk? - Answer: Windmills,

15. Which month has 28 days? Answer: 28 days a month

16. Do you know what's wrong with sleeping in class? - Answer: It's not as comfortable as being in bed

17. What kind of wine can not be drunk? - Answer: iodine

18. What egg can't be beaten, cooked, and can't be eaten? - Answer: Zero egg "0" on the test

19. What do you have to do without having to work hard? - Answer: Dozing off

20. It takes 6 hours for the train from Beijing to Shanghai, after 3 hours of exercise, where should the train be? - Answer: On the tracks

21. When will the clock not go? - Answer: The clock is not going to go

22. What books can't be bought in bookstores? - Answer: Suicide note

23. What is the narrowest road? - Answer: The road is narrow

24. What can't be eaten? - Answer: "East-West" direction

25, a person fell off the plane, why did not fall to his death? Answer: The plane is parked on the ground

26. What are the flowers that bloom all year round? - Answer: Plastic flowers

27. What English alphabet is the most popular to listen to? - Answer: CD

28. Who never sees a doctor when they get sick? - Answer: Blind

29, Xiaoming knows the test paper - answer: Why do you still frequently watch classmates? - Answer: Bob is a teacher

30. Why can't the hammer break the egg with a hammer? - Answer: Of course, the hammer will not break

31. Who is easily knocked down by a boxing champion? - Answer: Sleepy bugs

32. What do you not know that I know? - Answer: The sole of the shoe is broken

33, a person walking on the beach, but behind him did not find footprints, why? Answer: He's walking backwards

34, a truck driver knocked down a motorcycle rider, the truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcycle rider is fine, why? Answer: The truck driver wasn't driving at the time

35, wake up in the morning, what is the first thing everyone has to do? Answer: Open your eyes

36. Can you write red characters with blue pen? - Answer: How difficult is it to write a "red" word

37. When the car turns right, which tire does not turn? - Answer: Spare tire

38. What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? Answer: Confucius's son is on the left, Mencius's son is on the top

39. Why did Xiao Wang learn a text from the first to the third year of junior high school? ——Answer: From the first to the third day of junior high school, two days to learn a lesson, it is not bad!

40. How many eggs can a person eat with an empty stomach? - Answer: One. Because after eating one, it is not empty stomach

41 When Columbus stepped onto the New World with one foot, what did he do next? - Answer: Step on the other foot

42, the caterpillar came home, said a word to the father, the father fainted on the spot, what did the caterpillar say? Answer: The caterpillar said, "I'm going to buy shoes." ”

43, the plane fell from the sky, why not a single injured? - Answer: All dead

44. What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? - Answer: It's plain characters

45. What is the smallest island in the world? - Answer: A safe island on the road

46, put a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time, why is the chicken dead goose not dead? - Answer: Penguins

47, four people in a hut playing mahjong (no one else is watching), then the police came, all four people ran, but the police came to the house and caught another person, why? Answer: Four people played a man named "Mahjong" in the house, and the police caught him

48. Who is the King of All Beasts? - Answer: Zoo director

49. What can be used to solve all the mysteries? - Answer: The answer

50. What kind of people will appear after death? - Answer: The people in the movie

51. Who is the person who loves to inquire about other people's affairs? - Answer: Journalist

52, Who speaks the most? - Answer: The person who called

53. What is the same date of manufacture and expiration date? - Answer: Daily

54, Xiaomi spent a whole night in the history textbook last night, but the next day her mother still scolded her for not doing her work, why? Answer: She slept with a history textbook as a pillow

55. Can I cover the sky with leaves? - Answer: Just cover your eyes with leaves

56, a cow, go 10 meters north, then go 10 meters to the west, and then go 10 meters south, turn right backwards, and ask where is the tail of the cow? - Answer: Toward the ground

57, why do black people like to eat white chocolate? Answer: Fear of biting your own hand

58, divide the 8 into two halves, how much? - Answer: 0

59, what is the biggest loss for people who stutter? - Answer: Make international calls

60, what makes people cry and laugh? - Answer: Masks

61. What should I do if my ID card falls off? - Answer: Pick it up

62, there is a person walking on a canoe bridge, there is a tiger in front, a bear in the back, how did this person pass? - Answer: Fainted

63, there are two prisoners in the prison, one night the prisoners escaped, but the next day the guards opened the cell door and looked, there is a prisoner inside? - Answer: The name of the escaped prisoner is "Du"

64, Xiaoming's mother has three sons, the eldest only son is called Daming, the second son is called Erming, and the third son is called what? - Answer: Of course it's called Bob

65, why did the cat see the mouse pull the leg and run? - Answer: Run to catch rats

66. What is the elephant's left ear? - Answer: Right ear

67. What should I do if the needle falls into the sea? - Answer: Buy another one

68, there is a person walking on the beach, but look back but can not see their footprints, why? Answer: Because he walked backwards

69, a migratory bird from the south to the north takes an hour, and from the north to the south takes two and a half hours, why? Answer: Two and a half hours is not an hour

70. Who deceives others and deceives themselves? - Answer: Liar

71, Mr. Li went to the 16th floor to talk about business, but he only took the elevator to the 14th floor, and then walked up the stairs, why? Answer: Mr. Li is too short to press the elevator button on the 16th floor

72, a child and an adult walk in the dark night, the child is the son of the adult, but the adult is not the father of the child, why? - Answer: Because they are mother-child relationships

73. What word is common all over the world? - Answer: Arabic numerals

74, a person has a big book in front of him that is thick and wide, and he wants to cross the past but he can't cross it, do you know what the reason is? Answer: Because the book is in the corner

75. What is the secret of people's longevity? Answer: Keep breathing, don't lose your breath

76, when to see the largest moon? - Answer: When you land on the moon

77. Who works only one day a year? - Answer: Santa Claus

78. What is better to turn a blind eye? - Answer: Shooting

79 Why does a newborn child have only one left eye? - Answer: Man has only one left eye

80. Which tooth grows last? - Answer: Dentures

81, the room is on fire, Xiaoming can't open the door, how did he get out later? - Answer: Push open the door

82, Lan Lan is not sick, but her mouth is closed all night? - Answer: She eats melon seeds

83、 What is the most fraudulent? - Answer: Magician

84. Is there a box with two sides? - Answer: Yes! Inside and out

85, iron in the open outside the house will rust, so what about gold? - Answer: It will be stolen

86, take the egg and throw the stone, why is the egg not broken? —— Answer: Throwing stones with an egg in your left hand and throwing a stone with your right hand, how can an egg break?

87. How many words are there in the "Xinhua Dictionary"? - Answer: Four

88 What is the difference between Superman and Batman? - Answer: One panty wears the inside, one wears the outside

89. What is the worst kind of heart? Answer: People with gastroenteritis.

90, the guest brought a basket of strawberries, Babe clamored to eat strawberries. But why did my mother say that there were no strawberries at home? - Answer: The guest sent only a painting

91, never seen the grandfather what kind of grandfather is he? - Answer: Oh my God

92, 2 pairs of father and son went hunting, they each hunted a wild duck, but there were only 3 in total, why? - Answer: 3 grandchildren

93, a patient to the hospital to do health examination, why does the doctor say: "You stay away from me" Please ask what disease this patient has? - Answer: Cockfighting eyes

94, what is green when you don't eat it, red when you eat it, and black when you spit it out? - Answer: Watermelon

95, why does the sun get up earlier than people every day? - Answer: Because: Man sleeps later than the sun!

96 A wolf burrowed into the sheep pen and wanted to eat the sheep, but why didn't it eat it and didn't eat the sheep? - Answer: Because: there are no sheep in the sheepfold!

97, there are selling, not buying, selling a lot of every day. - Answer: Threshold

98、What ship is the safest? Answer: Boats parked on the beach

99 There was a flock of sheep on the hillside, and here came a flock of sheep. How many flocks of sheep are there? - Answer: It's still a bunch!

100, if you want to turn your dream into reality, what should you do in the first step? - Answer: Get up.

101. What is the biggest regret in the life of a giant panda? - Answer: There are no color photographs

102, it was raining, everyone was in a hurry to go home, but there was a person who walked unhurriedly (he did not hold an umbrella) Someone asked him why he did not hurry home, he said a word, making the person faint, what did he say? - Answer: "What's the hurry, there is no rain ahead!" ”

103, the boss never cooks, but he will cook the same dish every day, what is this dish? - Answer: "Fired squid"

104, what is the most embarrassing thing for a reader? Answer: When I wanted to buy a book, I suddenly found that I had no money in my bag

105, the brother bought 3 bags of rice, the younger brother bought 2 bags of rice, after returning home they put the rice in a big bag, now how many bags of rice do they have? - Answer: 1 bag of rice

106, Xiaoming scored 100 points, why did he cry? - Answer: Happy to cry

107, Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier, when standing guard, he obviously saw that an enemy quietly touched him, why did he turn a blind eye? - Answer: He's aiming at the enemy

108. Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang insist that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk at the first meeting? - Answer: Strong is a sheep

109, there is a thing, when it rises, it will fall at the same time, it will fall and rise at the same time, what is this? - Answer: Seesaw

110, do what to do from the beginning. - Answer: Shave your head

111, there is a rooster on the roof to lay eggs, do you say the eggs will fall from the left or the right? Answer: Roosters don't lay eggs

112 What is something that Hercules can never lift? - Answer: He or she himself

113 Why frogs jump higher than trees – Answer: Trees don't jump

114 Who is a half-hearted person? Answer: A man with many hearts, because that person has three hearts.

115, 80 cm long red crab and 30 cm long black crab race running, who will win? - Answer: Black crab. Because the red crab is cooked.

116, marshal is one rank higher than the general, when the marshal and the general are equal? - Answer: Play chess

117、 What things fall into the water and do not get wet? - Answer: Shadow.

118, Xiao Wang is a driver, one day there was a car accident, when the police arrived, found a dead man in the car, Xiao Wang did say that he did not care about his business, why? - Answer: Xiao Wang is driving a hearse

119, what animals stay up late every day? - Answer: Panda, it is so black that its circles are black.

120, a small pig sells for 200 yuan, why can two piglets sell for tens of thousands of yuan? Answer: Because piglets with two heads are rare.

121 A man, a boat, a dog, a rabbit, a cabbage, this man is going to transport these three things to the other side of the river, and send the two first? - Answer: Send the dog and cabbage first

122, who likes it the most when others tell him to roll - Answer: the people in prison

123、What is the cleanest mop? - Answer: Force

124, why do people like to climb up? - Answer: Because people are changed by monkeys.

125、How does the long nose of an elephant grow? - Answer: It was born.

126, a ship can withstand up to 50 people, now there are 49 people, another person, but the ship sank, why? Answer: Because it's a submarine

127, there is a candle and a kerosene lamp on the table, which one to light first? - Answer: Matches

128, the elephant in the zoo is dead, why does the caretaker cry to death? - Answer: Because he thought that digging such a big pit might be exhausting.

129, Why are there fewer and fewer monkeys now? - Answer: They have all become human.

130, Xiaoming talks all day, why don't you say a word today? Answer: Because his voice is dumb.

131, Why do newly purchased socks have two holes? - Answer: How else to wear it

132, XiaoDong went to sleep in class, but the teacher did not say him, why? - Answer: The teacher did not see it

133 Why did a big green horse fall into the rice bowl and drown? - Answer: The nickname of a cockroach

134. What thief can be executed immediately after being caught? - Answer: Squid

135, a caterpillar (eight feet) walked on a pile of cow dung, but when he went to the ground, he found that there were only six footprints, why? Answer: Cow dung stinks, and both feet pinch their noses

136. Why do geese fly south? - Answer: I thought it was too slow, so I flew

137, there is a bridge that can only weigh 70 kilograms, a person weighs 65 kilograms, he has to take two weights each 2. The 6 kg ball crossed the bridge and took two balls from the bridge without borrowing anything, how did he get past? Answer: Throw one ball and throw the other when it's about to fall.

138, usually eat dinner is the father to wash the dishes, but today why dad did not wash the dishes after eating? - Answer: The meal I ate in the restaurant today

139 There is a caterpillar about to cross the river, there is no bridge in front of it, ask how it passed - answer: become a butterfly and fly over

140 What animal did you kill, but shed your blood? - Answer: Mosquitoes

141, a rusty embroidery needle, at 7:07:07 on July 7, when the moon is empty, what will happen to the reaction of throwing it into the Yunnan bait sea? - Answer: Fall to the bottom of the sea

142, what tendon injuries can not be plastered? - Answer: Nerve-wracking.

143, Wonderful Relationship On the slope, there are two people pushing carts. A person walked up to him and asked the person in front, "Is the man in the back your son?" The man said, "Yes! He asked the man behind him, "Is the man in front of you your dad?" And he said, "No! "What is the relationship, please?" - Answer: Mother-child relationship

144, breaking what everyone applauds? - Answer: World record

145, a man fell into the sea, why is his hair not wet? - Answer: Because he is bald

146, what do people not want? - Answer: Sickness.

147, there are ten birds in the forest, Xiaoming shot and killed one, but the other nine did not fly away, why? - Answer: Ostrich

148 What is the biggest shadow you can see every day? - Answer: Night, the shadow of the earth

149, the building blocks fall to rebuild, how about the house falls? - Answer: To escape

150 Why do bears sleep so long when they hibernate? Answer: Because no one dares to wake it up

151, there is a small round hole with a diameter of only 1 cm, and an object with a volume of 100 cubic meters can pass through this small hole smoothly, so what is it? - Answer: - Answer: Is it water, have you arrived?

152, Xiaoming jumped down from the sixth floor, why hasn't he been injured? - Answer: He turned and jumped into the room.

153. During class, the teacher asked the students, "What is the earth that is not inhabited by humans and animals?" Xiao Ming quickly answered correctly. You know his — answer: what? - Answer: Globe

154. Where is angora rabbit hair abundant? - Answer: On the angora rabbit

155 Why do goldfish always look silly? - Answer: It has water in its head.

156, a grandfather to cross the bridge, in front of the wolf, behind the tiger, what should the grandfather do? - Answer: Faint

157 What is the relationship between your grandfather's son's father's father's mother's aunt's aunt's uncle's uncle and your uncle? - Answer: Relatives!

158, a box box, there are 8 corners, 8 edges, please ask this box box cut from it, how many corners are left, how many edges? - Answer: There are 8 more corners, 8 edges!

159, Dongdong, who is in the first grade, has not learned foreign languages, why can he also write foreign characters? - Answer: He wrote Arabic numerals.

160, is the black chicken strong or the white chicken strong? - Answer: Black chicken. Because black chickens lay white eggs, white chickens don't lay black eggs!

161, Why does the teacher know that his father is left-handed as soon as he sees Xiaobao? Answer: Because he has five marks on the right side of his face.

162 You killed an animal, why did you shed your own blood? - Answer: Because i killed a mosquito that was sucking its own blood

163 There is a thing that you can hold with your left hand, you can't hold it with your right hand, what is this thing. - Answer: Your right hand

164, the praying mantis invited the centipede and the gecko to the home as a guest, when cooking vegetables found that the soy sauce was not hungry, the centipede volunteered to go out to buy, but did not meet for a long time, what happened? Answer: After opening the door, I found the centipede still sitting in the doorway wearing shoes

165, who does not wash their hair again? - Answer: Monk

166, a dog and a frog swimming in a competition is usually a frog swimming fast, why did the dog win in a competition? - Answer: Because the rules of the game at that time were that dogs were allowed, not breaststrokes!

167, Xiao Wei's bag hides a duck egg, why doesn't he take it out and give it to his mother to cook? - Answer: That's the "big duck egg" on the exam paper

168 Why should people close their eyes when they die? - Answer: Because keeping your eyes open is scary!

169, why do mafias like to wear white gloves? Answer: Because the hands are too dark.

170, the national anthem has a total of a few words - the answer: two

171, a piece of natural black marble, thrown into the Pacific Ocean on January 1, what will happen? Answer: Marble sinks into the Pacific Ocean

172, there are 5 small ants, each small ant said that there is 1 small ant behind it, why? Answer: There is a small ant lying

173 What cow does not eat grass? - Answer: Snails

174, the teacher said that we have 106 bones in our body, but Xiaoming said that he has 107 bones in his body. - Answer: Because Xiaoming accidentally ate a fish bone.

175 What book has neither an author nor anyone can read? - Answer: Of course it is the book of heaven!

176, which day of the year does a person sleep the most? Answer: The last day of the year, because he crossed over to the second year.

177, "qi" monkeys in the tree, "yi" monkeys in the underground, a total of several monkeys? - Answer: Two monkeys.

178、 Where is the place to eat? - Answer: Pharmacy

179 A cell holds two prisoners, one of whom is imprisoned for one year for theft, and the other is a robber murderer for only two weeks. Answer: The robber murderer was pulled out and shot

180 How can you put all your left hand in the right trouser pocket on your body and at the same time put all your right hand in the left trouser pocket? - Answer: Wear your pants backwards and forwards

181, 5 chickens 5 born 5 eggs. How many chickens do you need to get 100 eggs in 100 days? - Answer: Still only 5 chickens are needed

182、 What is getting bigger and bigger? - Answer: Hole

183、 What is the net made of? - Answer: Made of holes.

184、What should I do if I don't complete my homework? ——Answer: Ask the teacher, the homework is left by the teacher.

185 The priest of ceremonies has presided over all kinds of ceremonies, but there is one that he cannot preside over. What is it? - Answer: Your own funeral.

186. Examination In a highly monitored examination, two students submitted identical examination papers. When the examiner found out, he didn't think they were cheating, what was the reason? - Answer: They all handed in a white roll.

187 A circle with a diameter of ten meters was drawn on the grazing grass, with a cow in it, and a wooden stake was inserted in the center of the circle. The cow is tied by a five-meter-long rope, and if the rope is not cut and untied, can the cow eat the grass outside the pen? - Answer: Yes, because the question does not say that cattle are tied to wooden stakes.

188 Do you know why fish only live in water and not on land? Answer: There are cats on land

189, there are two coins, it is five cents, one of them is not a five-dime, which two coins are there? - Answer: It's five corners and five points, and five corners are certainly not five points!

190, do you know that porridge is expensive or burnt cakes are expensive? - Answer: Porridge. Scarce things are more expensive

191, when is the best time to pick an apple - Answer: When the apple is ripe

192, there is a person who has five dollars in his pocket, and what is left in his pocket when he loses five dollars? - Answer: A hole

193 What fish's belly is floating on the surface? - Answer: Dead fish

194, Xiaoming is 12 years old this year, why has he only had three birthdays? Answer: The birthday is February 29

195, why do people want to hit the tofu with their heads? - Answer: Because tofu doesn't hit your head

196, Xiaoming eats a master every day, is he a monster? —— Answer: Eat Master Kang!

197, Xiao Wang brushed his mouth in the morning, why did others still say that he had bad breath - Answer: Because Xiao Wang loves to scold people, so others say that he has bad breath

198, Xiao Li threw an egg to more than 2 meters and did not break, why? - Answer: Because the egg was thrown more than 2 meters away and did not land on the ground.

199, two people go to Lu Suga and sleep in a tent at night. Soon one of them woke up and woke up the other. Ask if you see the stars in the sky. What comes to mind? Answer: The tent was stolen.

200, a long stick (not allowed to break), then how to make it shorter? Answer: Isn't it shorter to compare a longer stick with it?

201, why see the flash first and then hear the thunder. - Answer: Because the eyes are in front

202, what road people dare not go? - Answer: The road is dead

203 Who would dare to act recklessly on the emperor's head? - Answer: Barber

204, what official, do not pay wages, but want to give money to others, but also with a smiley face? - Answer: The groom's official

205. How much soil is in a dug pit that is 6 meters long, 7 meters wide and 8 meters high? - Answer: It has been dug, so there is no soil!

206, in China, which village is the largest? - Answer: Shijiazhuang

207, where can a horse walk without legs? - Answer: On the chessboard

208, How did the President of the United States enter the Palace? - Answer: Enter through the gate

209, a number to remove the first place is 13, remove the last number is 40. What is this number? - Answer: Forty-three

210 We all know that putting an elephant in the refrigerator is a three-step step: 1 open the refrigerator door; 2 put the elephant in; 3 close the refrigerator door. So, how many steps would you please put the giraffe in the fridge? Answer: Four steps: 1 open the refrigerator door; 2 take out the elephant; 3 put the giraffe in; 4 close the refrigerator door.

211, one day Lao Zhang went to the market to buy chickens, turned half a day to buy 10 roosters and 10 hens, on the way home, I don't know what I thought, I quickly ran to the market to buy 5 roosters and 5 hens Why? - Answer: Hello xiaomi

212, what kind of nail is the most terrible? - Answer: A thorn in the eye.

213 Jack ran the fastest, why did his commander criticize him. - Answer: Escape

214 Where is there no difference between the poor and the rich? - Answer: Bathroom

215, Xiao Fen said to Xiao Fang: "The day after tomorrow, that is, the day after yesterday's big day is my birthday, please come to my birthday party." "When should Xiaofang go to the appointment?" - Answer: It's an appointment tomorrow.

216, a person, he feels that the earth is moving, why? Answer: He was drunk.

217 Once upon a time there were three people, one was Luo Guo, one was shaking his head, one was lame, and one day, the three of them crossed a bridge, and this did not allow Luo Guo. shake one’s head. Lame, these three people are not allowed to pass, you help them find a way to let them pass. ——Answer: Luo Guo first put a cockroach, and then Luo Guo said a cockroach, shook his head and said, "Where?" Where? Finally, the lame said, "What about this?" What about this? ”

218, who likes it to rain every day - answer: make umbrella dealers

219, which bridge can not drive or leave? - Answer: Zheng Banqiao

220, some people say that 'eating fish can avoid myopia', why? - Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wear glasses?

221, a pair of shoes sell for 16 yuan, how much does a shoe sell? - Answer: Not for sale.

222, Pugs remove the tail of the most like what animal? What to do before going to bed? Answer: Pug, close your eyes

223, Xiaohua's grandfather has 7 sons, each son has a sister, please ask: Xiaohua's grandfather has many children? Answer: 8, the daughter is the youngest.

224, a 5 yuan and a 50 yuan bill fell on the ground, which one will you pick up when you see it? - Answer: Pick both

225, Why doesn't the general have to go out of the city to fight? - Answer: Play chess.

226, Who in the world has the most head power? - Answer: Locomotive

227、What is the most satisfying thing? - Answer: Socks

228, there is a cute panda in the zoo, why people dare not pick it up - Answer: the paint is not dry

229, frog and dog competition swimming, why did the dog win? - Answer: Because they compete in dog-planing swimming.

230、 What is the top of the sky? - Answer: Yes "one"

231, the cow milks the cow every day, it still has milk, why is this ???? - Answer: Feed the grass

232, what dog is wet? - Answer: Falling water dogs.

233, what is the best way to make the bamboo basket not empty? - Answer: Lifting ice.

234, two mouths are Lu, three mouths are pin, then what are the words of four mouths and five mouths? - Answer: Tian, Wu

235, Xiaoming came home from school and said to his mother: "There is a place in the house, I want to sit, but you can't sit" Do you know what this place is? - Answer: On Mom's knee

236, one person has one, there are only 12 of the 1.2 billion people in the country, what is this thing? - Answer: 12 zodiac signs

237, the turtle dreamed that he had won the jackpot of one hundred yuan, and woke up to make his dream come true, what should he do next? - Answer: Get some more sleep

238, a businessman is bankrupt, half of his friends do not know him, why? Answer: Because half of his friends don't know he's bankrupt.

239, the zoo elephant has the longest nose, so who is the second longest? - Answer: Baby elephant

240, the strongest lock, what is the most afraid? - Answer: The key

241, what east can wander the world - answer: wind

242, Xiaoming's mother asked Xiaoming to buy eggs without chickens, what eggs Should Xiaoming buy. - Answer: Duck eggs

243, a person has three hairs, why did he pull out the middle one? - Answer: Because he wants to "score in the middle.".

244, Xiao Gang sings very badly, why does the audience continue to applaud? - Answer: The audience is filming mosquitoes.

245 Why do I need ten doctors to extract a tooth? - Answer: Because it is an elephant that extracts its teeth.

246, what gun can only scare people away, can not kill people? - Answer: The gun used for the game

247, Grandma Wang only took one day to sweep from Guangzhou to Beijing. How did she do it? Answer: She swept on the train.

248 A dog wants to cross the Sahara Desert, it has enough dry food and water, but in the end it dies in the desert, why? - Answer: Because there are no telephone poles in the desert (urine choked to death)

249, a tiger has 5 caves in front of it, and each cave has a sheep, why did it enter the 2nd cave? - Answer: It can go into which cave it wants.

250, What is Zhang Fei's mother's surname? - Answer: Surname Wu (Solution: Nothing happens to fly)

251、11+2=1？ Is that right? - Answer: Yes! 11 o'clock and 2 o'clock is 1 o'clock!

252, what soup is the most "fresh"? - Answer: "Fish" broth and "sheep" broth.

253, Why do two male tigers fight, and they have to fight to the death? - Answer: Because no one dares to fight.

254, what road can not go. - Answer: Circuits

255 Why does the sun always rise earlier than man? - Answer: Because people always sleep later than the sun.

256 There is a thing that when it is mature, it will have a beard, what is it? - Answer: Corn

257, writers write novels, generally where to start writing first. - Answer: Nib

258 One day, two people were walking on the road, one of them said: "You see there is a car in front of you" And the other person said: "No car" Why? - Answer: Coal trucks

259, Xiaoming, she is very smart, why can't she even distinguish between the southeast and the northwest? Answer: Because her eyes were blindfolded.

260, this thing can be used by others, you can also use it yourself, but it belongs to itself, what is it??? - Answer: Name

261. What newspaper prints only one copy? - Answer: Telegram

262, Who are the people who fight with people every day? - Answer: Boxers.

263, what is the shipyard owner most afraid of? - Answer: There is no water on Earth.

264, Xiaoming wanted to draw a circle with a pen and asked him where to start? - Answer: Pen tip

265, your father's aunt's sister's grandfather's brother's brother's wife's grandfather's grandson what does it have to do with you? - Answer: Kinship

266, there is air inside the ball, what is in the lifebuoy? person

267, the hand grasps the long, the foot is short, what is this doing? Climb the ladder

268 If Zhuge Liang were alive, what would be the difference in the world now? - Answer: One more person

269 Three people, standing in a row. There were five hats, three blue and two red, each with one, each not allowed to look at his own color. Then asked the first person what color hat he was wearing, he said he didn't know, then asked the second person what color hat he was wearing, the same said he didn't know, and asked the third person what color hat he was wearing, and he said I knew. Q What color hat did the third person wear? (The first man stands at the end of the row, and he can see the color of the hats of the first two men) – Answer: it's blue. Because, if the first person says he doesn't know, the second and third people can't be red; the second person says he doesn't know, indicating that the third person is not red (otherwise the second person can be sure that he is wearing a blue hat). So, the third person must be wearing a blue hat.

270, why do hooligans not need money in the car? - Answer: Prison cart

271, a chicken, a goose, put in the refrigerator, the chicken froze to death, but the goose is alive, why? - Answer: Penguins

272 Why do Indians eat pilaf with their hands? - Answer: Hands are cleaner than feet

273, what do people who make know, people who buy know, people who sell know, and people who use it know it? - Answer: Coffin

274, a hunter, a gun, grab the range of 100 meters, there is a wolf 200 meters away from the hunter, the hunter and the wolf do not move, but the hunter shot the wolf to death? - Answer: The barrel is 100 meters long

275, who makes money by luck every day? - Answer: The one who delivered the gas canister

276, what others invite you to eat, but you still have to pay for it yourself? - Answer: Eat the lawsuit

277 When are you more certain that you are Chinese? - Answer: When in a foreign country

278, every successful man has a woman behind him, what will be behind that failed man? - Answer: Still a woman

279, how will an ant fall from a mountain several million meters high? - Answer: Starvation

280 One night, jun was reading an interesting book at home, and his wife turned off the lights. Despite the darkness in the room, A Jun still couldn't release the scroll and read it with relish. What is the rationale for this? Answer: He is blind and reads Braille

281, Mr. Wang when playing Tai Chi Jin Ming independent, how long to stand seem so relaxed, why? - Answer: Because he's in the picture

282, Director Li brushed his teeth in the morning while brushing and singing loudly, how did he do it? - Answer: He brushed his dentures

283, there was a fire in one place, although there were many people fighting the fire, but no one reported the fire alarm, strange, right? - Answer: The fire brigade is on fire

284, there was a car accident collision on the road, when the police rushed to the scene, although the driver helped him, one person was dead. According to the driver, the person did not die in a car accident, but died of lung cancer. Because only the driver and the deceased were seated in the car, there were no witnesses at all; but the police immediately understood that the driver was not lying. Why? Answer: Because it was a hearse

285 Smoking is forbidden in the cinema, but at the climax of the plot, a man begins to smoke, and the entire screen is shrouded in smoke. However, no one in the audience came out to protest, why? The answer: It's the actors in the movie who smoke

286, an air conditioner fell from the building will become what? - Answer: Murder weapon

287, a certain order is written on the paper. However, those who understand this text must not read the command. So, what is written on paper? - Answer: Only read or not

289 In the pond of the hunting park, the crocodile is biting the hat of the caretaker and wandering away; only to see all the caretakers outside the pool screaming and cursing together. However, no one's hat is missing! Why? - Answer: The administrator is in the belly of the crocodile, showing only the hat.

290 Why can a frog jump higher than a tree? Answer: Because trees don't jump

291, what kind of situation can one mountain tolerate two tigers? - Answer: One male and one female

292, When will the clock ring 13 times? - Answer: When it's time to fix it

293, a fashion model, even on weekdays, wears unpublished new clothes, but she often sees people wearing exactly the same clothes as her. Why? Answer: She looked in the mirror herself

294, only one matchstick remains in the matchbox. If Mr. A wants to light the kerosene lamp, make the coal stove on fire, and boil hot water, what should he order first? - Answer: matches or lighters

295. How much time does it take to finish Tsinghua University? - Answer: One second

296, who does not use electricity? - Answer: Burmese

297、What car is the most fuel-efficient? - Answer: Drive the night train

298, Xiao Wang used a rat catcher at home, and the next morning he found that there was a live mouse in the cage, but there were two dead rats outside the cage with four feet facing the sky. - Answer: I saw my companion being caught and laughed to death

299 What cow doesn't eat grass? - Answer: Snails

300, what is something smaller than bacteria? - Answer: Children of bacteria

301, you ran past the second place, how many are you? - Answer: Second place (ordinary people answer first)

302, How did Lin Daiyu die? - Answer: Fall to death (a Lin sister fell from the sky)

303, what is the hotter the weather, the higher it climbs? - Answer: Thermometer