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Er gui and Li San are iron brothers, and when they are fine, they drink together.
You said that this little wine really worked. The more two people drink, the closer they get, and not drinking together for a few days is like something missing in their hearts. During this period of time, the second nobleman was nervous at hand, and Li San paid for drinking. He was a little embarrassed to say to Li San: "Brother, some time later, I have money, please eat lamb hot pot." We both got drunk. ”
The words in the liquor store, that is, just casual talk, Li San did not pay attention to it at all. Moreover, since that time, Ergui had never mentioned inviting Li San to eat mutton hot pot.
Li San raised a sheep and occasionally led them to the ditch to herd sheep. He is a man who is addicted to playing mahjong, and he locks up the sheep at home at every turn, throws down a bundle of corn stalks, loves to eat or not, and plays cards anyway. Because of this, the sheep are always fat, not very big, and cannot sell well.
After all, it was a buddy, and Ergui was also anxious for him. Simply, when Li San played mahjong, he would herd sheep for him. Two singles, not the same, to talk about the reason set after set, but none of them are willing to contribute to earning money, so there is a reason why they can't find women.
On this day, Li San played mahjong and came back, found that his own sheep were less, and at the beginning, he was not in a hurry, thinking that it might be Ergui who took it away. First class, second class, second gui did not send the sheep, he could not sit still, went to the second gui's house to ask.
Hearing that Li San's sheep were fewer, Ergui was very surprised and said, "For more than a year, we have not recruited thieves in our village, will the sheep run away by themselves?" ”
"No, the door is closed well," Li San explained, "the sheep rope is tied to the tree, and it is strong!" ”
Since Ergui did not take away the sheep, it meant that there were fewer sheep, and Li San was in terrible pain. You must know that this person has eaten the last meal, does not think about the next meal, and has always been shy. A sheep had been stolen inexplicably, and to him, what it meant.
Suddenly, Li San's mood was extremely depressed, and he even had the taste of death. Ergui saw the situation and quickly comforted him: "Go, don't think about it so much, I invite you to the restaurant to eat lamb hot pot, drink some wine, numb, alleviate the pain, and forget about this matter as soon as possible." ”
Li San also felt that drinking some bars, numbing up, and waking up the next day would not be so sad.
The two men went to the restaurant and sat down. Ergui was surprisingly large today, ordering two specialties, a lamb hot pot, and a bottle of good wine. Without much gossip, the two men pushed the cups and began to drink.
As soon as they drank a little wine, the two people were quite interested, including Li San, and even the matter of losing the sheep was temporarily forgotten. However, he saw that the second noble wanted such a good dish, as well as wine, which must cost a lot, and said a little embarrassedly: "Brother, let's be together, that is, drink some wine and relax." I'm embarrassed that you're spending so much money. ”
Ergui said with a big grin: "Money is earned by people, and it can be earned again when it is spent, as long as our brothers are happy!" "As always, the two people talk very speculatively, and say what they want to do thanks to being single, what they want to do, have a wife in charge, too unfree."
In the end, both people drank almost the same, and one said that the lamb hot pot was delicious. Naturally, Ergui used to go to the counter to settle the bill, he took out the money and let the family calculate how much. Li San stood behind him, looking at the point, knowing that he had drunk too much, afraid of giving more money to others, and then looking for a bad talk.
Unexpectedly, the boss waved his hand and said: "The money does not have to be paid, today, you sold me a skinny sheep, and I have not yet taken care of the money to give you!" The lamb hot pot you eat is the meat of this sheep. ”
Suddenly, Li San understood everything, pointed at Ergui's nose and scolded: "You eat things inside and outside, 'wolf in sheep's clothing', it turns out that your family's sheep were stolen by you!" ”
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